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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Originally posted by Narc Wtf is tiny thing?

    I did worse last year with a Cornish pasty


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    Well when your leg is like steel a 450C solder iron can only do little damage...or your fucking pasty was hotter than 450C
  2. Folks?

  3. What in the fuck..who is gonna walk around with this thing strapped to their hand...when you could strap it to your willy?

  4. Originally posted by GGG IDK if you guys have ever lived in the kind of place where you can throw your cigarette butts out onto the front lawn, but I have, and let me tell you it is freeing as fuck

    -Never clean

    -Never fix anything

    -Just fuck shit up nigga


    You finish drinking a 40 and you wanna crush that shit? Do it. Drop it on the floor. Fuck it right? Everything is deer trails to the kitchen anyway. You got your floaty because you're going to DROWN in shit if you don't

    that's life

    that's how it is

    fucking deal with it you bitch ass punks

    you aren't half as strong as me.

    2v1 me in real life bitch

    Nothing strong about being a slob...quite the opposite, a weak lazy person lives in their own filth. Lollingtons, Nebraska.
  5. Originally posted by Ghost =

    He is the only other member of the NEW FEATURE CLUB besides myself because he forced Lanny to add email registration. Thanks to us we have captcha, closed regs, email verification and post limits on new accounts.

    Congrats?
  6. Originally posted by tee hee hee Stop it. You gonna give these niggas paranoia and they wont talk to me :(

    Translation: You'll get me in trouble with my Director of Operations.
  7. So...now that's out of the way...

    how about as an adult?
  8. CIA bought your tix not you liar.
  9. mmmmmmmm
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we were kids when we got spanked.

    not adults. we werent living in brittland.

    You wore pink stockings when you were a kid??
  11. I think teehee is cruisin' for a bruisin'
  12. Vinny...doesn't everyone in your 3rd world country go around on bicycles?
  13. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    like i said, accidents happen.

    We were discussing big balls...not those fucking acorns..lololol

    And anyone who bends over like that and doesn't adjust their balls so they aren't saying "look at me!" deserves a good ball slapping.
  14. Originally posted by tee hee hee How would *you* know how big balls behave when one bends over hmmmmm?????? HMMMMMM???

    Erm because I have a set dumbo...and spanking and caning was a daily ritual in jolly old england

    "please sir may I have another", WHACK..."please sir may I have another" WHACK...etc
  15. Originally posted by Ghost I was molested as a child

    I wanted to be by the neighbor woman, she used to wash her windows whenever I was out front and she'd do the tits rubbing the glass thing I was only 11 or so though...14 or 15 I might have gone over there and asked if I could help...
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny some of us do have big balls.

    and it happens.

    If you are hitting the balls, you are not spanking the ass...dummmbbbbbbbb

    (and anyone with big balls knows when you bend over to be spanked your huge balls dangle forward..they are NOT stickup up and out the back of your legs!? wtf)
  17. Originally posted by Bill Krozby i spank my cat and he likes it

    I do the same with my monkey.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny actually there is.

    a little mistake can result in testicles getting crushed.

    Um..if you are hitting the testicles you are not spanking the ass...unless there are some fucked up inbreds in your family...
  19. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder who decided the butt was the best place for a spank.

    Speaks for itself really...no major organs to damage, just blubbery goodness so you can whack the hell out of it...also it's concealed so no one can see the bruises (except the priest on Sunday and he's not going to say anything).
  20. I've picked a few up in my time, not for a while though. Last one was about 10yrs ago, a hot chick in a mini dress at 4.30am. Her boyfriend had dumped her outside an after hours club and she was thumbing a ride at the side of the road.

    I pulled over and told her she was going to get raped and murdered being out and dressed like that at 4.30am...then I told her to get in...
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