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I dropped a 450C solder iron on my manly muscular thigh

  1. 2019-04-26 at 2:46 PM UTC
    #21
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm not it was a joke…I prefer pantyhose.

    Oh right I see. For a moment there I thought you really were a cyclist and a spped skater, lolhaha.

    So why do you shave your legs then?


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  2. 2019-04-26 at 2:47 PM UTC
    #22
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Oh right I see. For a moment there I thought you really were a cyclist and a spped skater, lolhaha.

    So why do you shave your legs then?


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    No that part was true...see you at the velodrome.
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  3. 2019-04-26 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #23
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're quite a bit younger than me though…right? That's a 51yr old leg you're whacking off to right there. Imagine my leg when it was 25 and playing soccer and rubgy…you'd blow your load before you got your pants down my lad.

    Lol 😋
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  4. 2019-04-26 at 2:51 PM UTC
    #24
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No that part was true…see you at the velodrome.

    Im jst glad you didn't include your weirdo alien looking toes in the pic 👍
  5. 2019-04-26 at 2:52 PM UTC
    #25
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Im jst glad you didn't include your weirdo alien looking toes in the pic 👍

    She's mad and jealous because she's like 5'1" and has size 9 feet...
  6. 2019-04-26 at 2:54 PM UTC
    #26
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You're ridiculous.
  7. 2019-04-26 at 2:56 PM UTC
    #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Im jst glad you didn't include your weirdo alien looking toes in the pic 👍

    He did. Look more carefully.
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  8. 2019-04-26 at 2:58 PM UTC
    #28
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
    Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
    I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
    If I can win then you can lose
    Take the cash I'll take the booze
  9. 2019-04-26 at 3:01 PM UTC
    #29
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
    Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
    I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
    If I can win then you can lose
    Take the cash I'll take the booze

    Why must we fight you and I
    When friends we can be, do or die!
    Lets share the cash, the benzos, the love
    Just as JC taught us from above

    Sure your garden might be better than mine
    Sure my poems actually rhyme
    Who cares about all that stuff?
    When at the end of the day we both can share the love.
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  10. 2019-04-26 at 3:03 PM UTC
    #30
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why must we fight you and I
    When friends we can be, do or die!
    Lets share the cash, the benzos, the love
    Just as JC taught us from above

    Sure your garden might be better than mine
    Sure my poems actually rhyme
    Who cares about all that stuff?
    When at the end of the day we both can share the love.

    Oh, my God! Are you seriously gonna do this right now?
    Look, I'm trying to get better, but
    I can't do that when every goddamned thing is about you!
    And why do I have to figure out why I'm like this
    And still treat you like a princess?
    But what about me? I'm a fucking princess too!
    So treat me like one, and don't tell me what to do!
    Okay, go ahead
    What? You are the one making this whole situation awkward
    I'm just asking you how you are and you say, "Oh, I can't be bothered"
    What is this? High school?
    You said that I'm immature and suck at my life
    Exactly, it's my life
    And you know what? Don't tell me what to do!
    I figured out as I got older
    That life just sucks when you get sober
    I figured out when I got sober
    That life just sucks when you get older
    You know what? So what?
    I wash my hands from this shit
    I don't need you and I don't need them
    And I don't need her and I don't need him
    And it's just incredible
    That you expect everyone to be on your schedule
    'Cause it's always been about you
    But now you can't tell me what to do!
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  11. 2019-04-26 at 3:05 PM UTC
    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'm withdrawing my thank as you fucking plagiarized it...

    https://genius.com/Fidlar-sober-lyrics
  12. 2019-04-26 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #32
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm withdrawing my thank as you fucking plagiarized it…

    https://genius.com/Fidlar-sober-lyrics

    the first one is a song too

    old ppl don't know anything about culture
  13. 2019-04-26 at 3:08 PM UTC
    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the first one is a song too

    old ppl don't know anything about culture

    Old people invented culture and song!



    Hello darkness my old friend...
  14. 2019-04-26 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #34
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I have a shit load of soldering iron burns on my iron from when I was doing wood burning art.
  15. 2019-04-26 at 3:11 PM UTC
    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I have a shit load of soldering iron burns on my iron from when I was doing wood burning art.

    I'm glad it was only my leg and not my wood I burned.
  16. 2019-04-26 at 3:20 PM UTC
    #36
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol
  17. 2019-04-26 at 3:32 PM UTC
    #37
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Near miss..as in you almost ended up being a Miss.
  18. 2019-04-26 at 3:33 PM UTC
    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Near miss..as in you almost ended up being a Miss.

    Good job I had it tucked at the time...as you know it reaches about that far down otherwise.
  19. 2019-04-26 at 3:44 PM UTC
    #39
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Folks?


    That's a real gnarley knee cap there my friend.
  20. 2019-04-26 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #40
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    op thinks losing his baby tooth is a big deal.
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