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2019-04-29 at 5:59 PM UTC in Do you fart around your boyfriend or girlfriend?A meaty rich fart is a thing of beauty that should be shared with a loved one. It's best to hold your butt check open to avoid the sound so they can discover it's wonderful olfactic properties on their own terms.
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2019-04-29 at 5:46 PM UTC in Manual Labor
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2019-04-29 at 5:42 PM UTC in If you don't say grace before you eat, fuck you.
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2019-04-29 at 5:39 PM UTC in Manual Labor
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Women also like a handy man. I know a guy who is ex military, but after he got out of the military, owned several businesses, made shitloads of money, and still did manual labor just for the practice and exercise. He'd have an entire crew of people working for him, sometimes they wouldn't even know he was their boss, and he'd get in and work with them, doing their job better than they could. He's never had any trouble attracting women because he can fix pretty much anything. Taught me how to solder and sweat copper and a bunch of other stuff. That's why I'd work for free sometimes, just to learn a trade. Even if the economy collapses and the money is worthless, the person that knows several trades is going to be better off than the person working in an office, because they can actually fix stuff, do things that are actually useful.
Wise words young nigger, wise words and a good perspective. -
2019-04-29 at 5:37 PM UTC in If you don't say grace before you eat, fuck you."Thanks for the grub, even though I bought it myself at Aldi with the money I earned myself...oh and I cooked it too, Amen"
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2019-04-29 at 5:36 PM UTC in 17 & homeless
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2019-04-29 at 5:34 PM UTC in Women just want to be raped
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2019-04-29 at 5:32 PM UTC in Manual LaborThe good thing about manual labor is you don't need to go to the gym...think of it as paid exercise...that's what I always tell my underlings.
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2019-04-29 at 5:30 PM UTC in I've been living at Extended Stay America, for free, for a week now...
Originally posted by WellHung It's illegal. I've been here longer than 30 consecutive days… so I've established permanent residency in the eyes of the law. To get me out of here, they have to go through eviction proceedings, in court, just like any normal landlord would, to a leased tenant. I don't believe that's how it works down in the Lone Star State.
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2019-04-29 at 5:29 PM UTC in Manual Labor
Originally posted by Ghost I used to drive a forklift while blacked out on benzos so I know it's easy but working in a fast paced warehouse where you have to do everything quickly is not something you can just jump into.
Most companies don't want inexperienced people doing that kind of stuff and they spend lots of time and money training people so they can get good enough to operate at that level.
If you can pull a 6G Immelman on your forklift and finish with a Split S you might want to consider becoming an F16 pilot. -
2019-04-29 at 5:24 PM UTC in I've been living at Extended Stay America, for free, for a week now...I'm curious how you come and go without them locking you out
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2019-04-29 at 5:15 PM UTC in Manual Labor
Originally posted by Ghost Yes any idiot could drive a forklift but that doesn't mean they can do it well, or safely.
Well that's the thing I'm getting at, it does...driving a forklift safety and efficiency IS so easy an idiot could do it and do it well.
Now if you feel it requires a lot of skill and concentration that says more about your level of abilities than the idiots... -
2019-04-29 at 5:10 PM UTC in I've got the loudest stereo on the block =)I bet you blast them all with NPR.
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2019-04-29 at 5:09 PM UTC in tc is destroyed
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2019-04-29 at 5:06 PM UTC in Manual Labor
Originally posted by Ghost Anyone can get a license it's easy but that doesn't make you a good forklift driver. It's very simple but working in tight areas and stacking things really high requires good eyesight and precision. A non experienced driver can take twice the amount of time to do something an experienced one can do quickly.
Yes your overestimating it, or your skills are limited...again a 1 eyed baboon can be proficient at driving a forklift in a day...The most experienced guy at compaq was also the saftey guy....he also managed to run over someones foot and knock a rack down with a forklift, experience doesn't always equate to more skill....my mom drove a car for 60yrs but she was about as capable as a no eyed baboon even after all that time.
And again...the idea of needing/having "skill" on a forklift is quite laughable... -
2019-04-29 at 5:02 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?A young Asian masseuse/whore who looked like she'd been crying. I told the manager that it was very unprofessional and "off putting" so he gave me a $20 coupon for next time.
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2019-04-29 at 5 PM UTC in Jesus Christ
Originally posted by Who Would be really old today if it weren’t for those bastards.
Feel free to discuss.
Do you think he would be the Pope or the Popes boss?
Would he do a regular traveling revival?
Would he have gotten married?
Would he have given the bitch immortality?
Would he fly on that new Boeing plane that keeps crashing?
He'd be in the psych ward throwing his chocolate pudding at the nurse and proclaiming he's gonna summon down on her a plague of locusts if she does get him some cookies. -
2019-04-29 at 4:58 PM UTC in 1-100; 100 being best/safest NeighborhoodMines 14 out of 100.
violet crimes: 94
crime rate per 1000 residents: 15.23 -
2019-04-29 at 4:51 PM UTC in Women just want to be raped
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2019-04-29 at 4:50 PM UTC in Manual LaborI like to help out the guys in the back at least once a week to show them I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. They love it when daddy bends at the knees.
