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Posts That Were Thanked by blaster master

  1. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I want to bring my total thanks to 123 and no more. Right now it's at 117.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Muslims are literally exactly the same as jedis except with darker skin and more sand. Abrahamic religions all come from the desert because they are mudskin sand niggers that take the white man from his true faith of white paganism mixed with tengrilism i.e early Trianglism
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Prison, liberation...
    Mmk

    Being told when you can do everything is liberating ?

    You might be a sub... because I’ve read sub saying being dominated is liberating and I’m getting that vibe

    Plus you like older women .. you may just like be one of those guys that like being told what to do

    I’m actually like that as well but only with certain people..otherwise I’m oddly rebellious for a dork not criminally rebellious but ya
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Cause we niggas

    Then we would be closer to 9 and 11% as stated. The fact is we are NOT, niggas. We are TRASH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

    But I graduated and I'm employed so I'm doing my part thank you.
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ive mentioned them before, the girl is like semi afraid of me but other times will totally all over my sack. She's really weird but I act nice to her and say hi, one night i came home from my first day back at the krusty krab and she was like "HEEEEY DOUG! GUESS WHAT I GOT A NEW JOB!" and evidently she works at a comic book store which is cool so i tell her im into comix but not much a super hero gont, and tell her I got my old job back at the Krusty Krab (oyster bar) and she gets this look of disgust on her face and rolls her eyes and half heartedly chuckles.. and she was like "ohh.. yeah I've been there, my ex boyfriend took me out there for dinner and broke up with me there, I didn't even want to eat I just cried..." and I was like "damn.. thats cold.. well you should come back sometime and I'll hook you and Seth (her boyfriend she lives with) up with some oysters lol" she said sounds good, good night. and goes in and like 10 seconds later I hear her screaming "FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING!" and all this emotional sobbing and screaming, I was sitting outside so I heard it all and I almost for a second, like damn should I go knock on their door and see if errr things alright? But I was like nah.. Seth is there I'm sure so he can calm his bitch down himself.

    Anyways, last night I went to sleep early as I've been drinking less and trying to combat my insomnia / prostate problem and I woke up (this kinda funny to me today but it wasn't at the time) to seth screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING PLACE I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, GET THE FUCK OUT!" and I heard her just saying "BUT I LOVE YOU, HE LEFT HE LEFT HE LEFT HE LEFT ME! I LOVED HIM I LOVED HIM I LOVED HIM I LOVED HIM!"

    And he was going back saying "AAAAAARHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT NOW! OR IM CALLING THE COPS!" and she was like NO U SHUT UP!

    And eventually banged on the wall and yelled "HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" and there was pause for like a minute where I didn't hear them.. and then it started up again "HE LEFT HE LEFT HE LEFT, I LOVED HIM, I LOVED HIM, I LOVED HIM.

    It's almost like her fucking anti-depressants backfired made her stuck on stupid or something lol
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I was pleasantly surprised to learn he wasn't a creepy ass ex-con pedophile
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  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    show cock
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  8. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    It's like surfing but you hurrrdurrf inetead.
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  9. Bill Krozby is not a bad guy shut up
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  10. Bueno motherfucker
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  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    This morning I woke up kinda cranky cuz my butthole was on fire from those cheddar jalapeno bites I ate last night.
    Mostly just laid on the couch in cold sweat all morning.
    Felt nauseous.
    Then my upstairs neighbor came down to congratulate me on my sobriety and he gave me a joint.
    I smoked his sobriety joint and I am feeling pretty alright now.
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  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Maybe don't tell random women they look good, because that's not how you hit on girls, it's how you creep on them. Just talk to them like a normal fucking human being, and in settings where that shit is normal. Not 'on the street'.

    God what are you 15
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  13. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I'd say you're better off if you would stop being such a paranoid pussy faggot and grow some weed.
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  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I will always remember how good fuckbiscut was at helicoptering his dick

    I'd watch him masturbate beforehand too. Just a little bit, enough for a chub. But never to completion. THAT would be gay.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bueno See you tomorrow!

    Quirk
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  16. Bueno motherfucker
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  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I'm cravin a reuben sandwich but that deli is black balled for right now at least...smh
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  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Shut the fuck up pedo
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  19. roses are red
    violets are blue
    i hate myself
    i hate you too
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    DADDY'S CUMMIES
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