2019-09-30 at 3:21 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
This morning I woke up kinda cranky cuz my butthole was on fire from those cheddar jalapeno bites I ate last night.
Mostly just laid on the couch in cold sweat all morning.
Felt nauseous.
Then my upstairs neighbor came down to congratulate me on my sobriety and he gave me a joint.
I smoked his sobriety joint and I am feeling pretty alright now.
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