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  1. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Really? Damn bro..yah idk im hoping to have a masters or law degree and be working well established in the field by the time im 40. Thats my goal right now anyway

    Your goals will change in time, as the world tarnishes and taints your desires, hopes and dreams. As you become more bitter & jaded...👍💖
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  2. Damn bromo but good for you man you made a play
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  3. Originally posted by Wariat go fuck ur daddy and mommy.

    You'd only masturbate to it if he did
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  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut


    just kidding liberals u know i love u
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  5. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I dont know shes srt of an oddball or turn off. she keeps talking about pooping now how she desnt like anal sex because it made her run to bathroom to poo once or some shit.
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  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I mean yeah but… didn't you swear off dudes only to end up blowing a guy for rent like a few weeks later

    Far more than what GG did.
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  7. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah buddy, my rent is 1100 a month, on a bad month i take about 2400 bucks after taxes and health insurance, so it can basically be half my income just to have a roof over my head. My next door neighbor gets a nicer apartment than me because she gets a housing voucher [so her apartment is held to real standards, mine is not]. Her adult children live with her off the books, they all drive late model cars and have money for nice things. Must be nice, right?

    We both live in my mom's house, so our rent is €0.

    Ireland is a massively expensive place to live, so that's a nice subsidy.

    Currently I buy her stuff, but she needs to be buying me stuff. I deserve it.
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  8. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Before anyone asks for the story, there were some dubs on a flight to Istanbul when I was going to meet some Russian girl during a lul in me and GG's relationship. They kept bouncing in and out from the bathroom and talking about the crack they were smoking. A Turkish flight attendant (it was Turkish Airlines) told them if they didn't calm down and wear their seat belts he'd have the police meet the plane when it landed, but he didn't and they got to get to Turkey same as me.

    And that's my exciting story.

    Later on the partially comped Turkish Airlines flight to Istanbul to Kyiv after the Russian girl basically didn't like me, I was sitting beside some fat black American. It was super uncomfortable cos we were both fat as fuck, but he was a solid bro. Told me he'd like to kill all democrats cos they hate America. It was my first flight in a Boeing 777 Dreamliner. The window shades were funky.

    GG has been my girlfriend of last resort for a while, and I've cheated on her with a variety of freakshows. I'm done with that now though. For some weird reason she actually seems to like me.
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  9. Bradley Black Hole
    The evolution of wariats sexuality has taught me to not engage in online pornography.
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  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Should have put his phone on airplane mode.
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    I'm crashing from tek it's not that bad. Eating chips and chugging espresso also gonna get a jar of Hazelnut spread and tortilla and bread and uhhh donuts and just eat it all

    Until moredrugs
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat go fuck ur daddy and mommy.



    Originally posted by Wariat throw ur own self you loser off your mommys building faggit.



    Originally posted by Wariat like ur daddy and mommy.



    Originally posted by Wariat bitch

    lol mephedrone crash

    you should go get some more
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  13. Bradley Black Hole
    What if a teenage boy did this to a man for your mom's money
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Duuurrrr durrr if you had a mechanical hand
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  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. You just had to put the question out there. What a nut
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The does it make you gay if someone in Another room virtually jacks you off question
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I miss actor. He at leaat came with the hard hitting faggot cringe questions that we all want to ask
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Youre a boring drunk. I actually used to like you on zoklet. What happened ? Don't answer that . I'm drunk right now and I don't care. I'm also gonna put two spaces between my sentences like we do in the old school.
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  19. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Incessant But also everyone here is right women just want money so the best thing you can do is stop obsessing and stack that paper

    I disagree with this. Financial security is nice, sure, but relationships are fucking hard and there are so many other important things that factor into long term happiness.

    Also, I am a firm believer in letting your freak flag fly. The right person will come, in time, pun intended.
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  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    I'd make a great cannibal. Ive always liked the taste of blood. And odds are my masonic dad probably used me in rituals that were mean to symbolise cannibalism where one kid plays the part of the victim and it just looks like they are getting killed and eaten but the other kid doesn't know it's an act and they use the real fear of the other child for rituals and to torture them and brainwash them mk ultra style
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