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2019-02-10 at 11:06 AM UTC in Bill Krozby has raped every single one of usI miss stupidnoob. Ever since he chopped off his gimp leg he's been too busy having a real life to be the miserable racist shitposter that I once knew and loved.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-08 at 3:40 PM UTC in Do you prefer that people ignore you rather than tell you no?I would answer this but I am currently ignoring youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-07 at 11:08 AM UTC in sPACE nIGGA
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2019-02-07 at 11:04 AM UTC in sPACE nIGGATop definition
Space Nigga
A state of mental authority (and popularity) that one receives in the ghetto after completing several tasks that one would consider tough or impossible, but very rewarding.
It is one of the highest ranks in the nigga kingdom, followed by galaxy nigga and universe nigga.
The title of "THE Space Nigga" is currently held by a south Florida man, who has achieved the title by having sexual intercourse with a bitch at a party, went outside with his junk hanging out, changed his condom and yelled out "Round two bitch!", just before entering the room and closing the door.
He has then given the title of "Space Nigga General" to four of his trusted foot soldiers.
It is rumored that The Space Nigga is planning to consume a large portion of the worlds weed to transcend into an almost god-like state of mind, and thus become "The Galaxy Nigga". He has already chosen who will become "The Space Nigga" In the time of his evolution or assassination.
The lore of The Nigga kingdom is similar to that of Star Wars. As of 2007, the Space Nigga Empire has been i na constant and violent war with any and all House Niggas.
D-Rock was awarded the Medal of True Niggas by THE Space Nigga for successfully taking over a local "House Nigga" Base.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-07 at 3:24 AM UTC in I spent the 2010s high and drunk all the time2004-2018The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-07 at 1:13 AM UTC in punkorama 84Hell yeah, dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-07 at 12:45 AM UTC in How to make your room/house smell good as hellI fart on op's pillowsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-05 at 11:23 PM UTC in I got the Jamaican Brain Surgeon fired because she is a whore
Originally posted by SpaceCakes Not really. Mrs Brain Surgeon
"Oh you fucked my sista? well I fucked Fonaplats at work"
Mr Brain Surgeon
"You crazy Bitch; I never fucked your sister"
Mrs Brain Surgeon
"oh.. I thought that's what you said"
Suddenly Fonaplats door is kicked in with a large silhouette of a-nger hold an axe and wearing size 14 steal toe boots
Muddle puddle and a 8 inch split in the back of the skull
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2019-02-05 at 9:33 PM UTC in Will Trump Reconcile Matters And Bring About Bipartisanship In Tonight's SOTU Speech?I hope he turns around and says it to her face.
Not sure how long I can watch if she is on the screen the whole timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-05 at 9:31 PM UTC in Will Trump Reconcile Matters And Bring About Bipartisanship In Tonight's SOTU Speech?I’m hoping he calls pelosi a dumb old whore
He’ll probably class it up all presidential like thoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-05 at 9:09 PM UTC in Will Trump Reconcile Matters And Bring About Bipartisanship In Tonight's SOTU Speech?Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Hopefully not, that sounds gay as fuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-05 at 8:45 PM UTC in Will Trump Reconcile Matters And Bring About Bipartisanship In Tonight's SOTU Speech?Give me a fucking break.
Laughable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-05 at 8:26 PM UTC in Is anyone else suspicious of the global attitude toward marijuana essentially turning on a dime?all I know is I was blacklisted for my weed smokin for the last 40 years and I feel I'm dew a settlement for all the anguish and suffering I lived through while the government was trying to keep me downThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-05 at 1:01 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lllloooot..infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lllloooot.. Yung Blood (banned)
Originally posted by Lanny maybe you should something something big penis something gay rape whatever
Originally posted by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny then made him say 'spank me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his lackey.. everyone has a moral obligation to eat more meat. start here:
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2019-02-05 at 5:59 AM UTC in We as a community need to try harder to get on the SPLC hate map.Apparently SPLC recognizes nation of islam as a hate group. I'm kinda impressed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-03 at 12:37 PM UTC in Being a MOON PERSON means you know acronyms like iircShut up. No it doesn't. Nothing in this thread is true or false, relevant or irrelevant. It's just pure NONSENSE.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-31 at 7:25 PM UTC in Do you know anyone who has ever been a victim of 'The Knockout Game'?I thought the knock out game was punching your baby in the head until it was knocked out so you could go out and cop drugs from me?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-31 at 4:38 PM UTC in When you're slamming on a slam 🐖...Is it pig? Cuz then that makes senseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-30 at 5:39 PM UTC in Blaster Master's Crack Chronicles.Our friend Master Blaster is losing touch with reality.
He just keeps doing more and more drugs and in higher and higher quantities.
Man has a decent union job and yet still somehow spent most of the last year living out of his truck keeping it safely tucked away in the alleys of the city's south side.
When I met (or re-met... I do drugs sometimes a lot too), Master Blaster was just your typical 40 hour week workin beer drinkin bachelor living the dream about to be sponsored for his home made ghetto sport bike stunts.
But...
The alcohol was everywhere and it became too much.
He started drinking at work and getting in trouble eventually leading to him being suspended for a short time.
Upset he chose to rebel and went to party with some mexican gang bangers.
Mater Blaster thought he had a handle on everything and he probably did but surely he had already drank them all.
After one night of partying where he was offered some hash and acid. Heavily intoxicated already this only made him a faggot. Next thing he knows he woke up in bed with just a towel wrapped around his waist and everyone reminded him of the fact he sucked 3 of his "friends" cocks in the hot tub while fucked up.
Unable to live with this memory he decided to try more drugs.
But before he got the chance to, the mexicans showed back up.
Physically drug out of his abode into the street and hot sun a lynch mob demanded he care for one of their sister's whom he impregnated.
Long story short, that bitch was lying but she broke something in Red's heart and mind.
Did he really not want the child?
Did he want the child but was so heartbroken to find out the kid wasn't real that he turned to the only love he ever knew.
DRUGS AND BOOZE
Well in case you have never done drugs, drugs cost money. A lot of money.
Especially when they are a habit.
Master Blaster's life is falling apart and we are all witness to it.
I have been down this road. It leads to sucking dick for $4 and having to fly a kite in hopes of getting the other $6 just so you can get some dope to accidentally miss a vein with followed by crying, saying "life is not fair" and repeating the process all over again.
Whatever your actions are your results.
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2019-01-29 at 5:43 PM UTC in Good morning Lala I ♡ UShe is busy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
