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My neighbors kept me up last night

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ive mentioned them before, the girl is like semi afraid of me but other times will totally all over my sack. She's really weird but I act nice to her and say hi, one night i came home from my first day back at the krusty krab and she was like "HEEEEY DOUG! GUESS WHAT I GOT A NEW JOB!" and evidently she works at a comic book store which is cool so i tell her im into comix but not much a super hero gont, and tell her I got my old job back at the Krusty Krab (oyster bar) and she gets this look of disgust on her face and rolls her eyes and half heartedly chuckles.. and she was like "ohh.. yeah I've been there, my ex boyfriend took me out there for dinner and broke up with me there, I didn't even want to eat I just cried..." and I was like "damn.. thats cold.. well you should come back sometime and I'll hook you and Seth (her boyfriend she lives with) up with some oysters lol" she said sounds good, good night. and goes in and like 10 seconds later I hear her screaming "FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING!" and all this emotional sobbing and screaming, I was sitting outside so I heard it all and I almost for a second, like damn should I go knock on their door and see if errr things alright? But I was like nah.. Seth is there I'm sure so he can calm his bitch down himself.

    Anyways, last night I went to sleep early as I've been drinking less and trying to combat my insomnia / prostate problem and I woke up (this kinda funny to me today but it wasn't at the time) to seth screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING PLACE I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, GET THE FUCK OUT!" and I heard her just saying "BUT I LOVE YOU, HE LEFT HE LEFT HE LEFT HE LEFT ME! I LOVED HIM I LOVED HIM I LOVED HIM I LOVED HIM!"

    And he was going back saying "AAAAAARHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT NOW! OR IM CALLING THE COPS!" and she was like NO U SHUT UP!

    And eventually banged on the wall and yelled "HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" and there was pause for like a minute where I didn't hear them.. and then it started up again "HE LEFT HE LEFT HE LEFT, I LOVED HIM, I LOVED HIM, I LOVED HIM.

    It's almost like her fucking anti-depressants backfired made her stuck on stupid or something lol
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  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Time to move
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Lol shits fucked up. So you live in an apt or a shed or something
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The ass has prostate problems.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The ass has prostate problems.

    I rather have a prostate problem than hep c
  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I rather have a prostate problem than hep c

    U didn't answer my question m8
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