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2018-05-10 at 1:35 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Lands End has an unlimited policy on returns...you can wear something for 10yrs and return it.
Costco used to have the same (might still have) I know someone who bought an LCD TV (back when they were a new thing and expensive) for $15,000 and returned it like 10yrs later when they were down to $600. The manager tried to wriggle out of giving him his $15k back but head office overruled him because of their unlimited return policy. -
2018-05-09 at 11:54 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-05-09 at 7:50 PM UTC in Get your philosophical health checkedi had 53% (8 tensions) but their explanations for the contradictions were cringey, especially since these beliefs have no value to me, so the tensions also have no value
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2018-05-09 at 4:42 PM UTC in ATTN: Malice
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2018-05-09 at 2:36 PM UTC in Squirting: The Official Poll
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2018-05-09 at 12:21 PM UTC in The Retard RodeoOne time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.
They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)
They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.
One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.
The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.
I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.
One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.
One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.
He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)
They have a retard baby together now.
My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.
I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.
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2018-05-09 at 8:56 AM UTC in High tier TV seriesOk there I watched Manhunt and it was ok I guess. I read a little after and learned (unsurprisingly) that most of the show was "dressed up" or altogether wrong, especially the role of the show's "fbi star" and his relationship with Kacynzski. Turns out the two never even fucking met.
So whatever I guess they have to do what's necessary to make it more dramatic or appealing as a series but that it's still lame.
I would've rather them focused more on Ted and since they didn't it must mean he's right.
Conclusion: 4/10 but inspiration for me to read the entire manifesto and dedicate my life to continuing Mr. Kacynzski's vision in the exact same manner as he had.
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2018-05-09 at 8:18 AM UTC in High tier TV series
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2018-05-09 at 7:50 AM UTC in Write a short advertisement for this forumNiggas in space, you can always be worse than you are.
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2018-05-09 at 4:30 AM UTC in Squirting: The Official PollHott or Gross? Gross
Is it pee or not pee? Both mostly not pee
Like..squirting videos do nothing for me and it's not a turn on in anyway. So I've not been with a girl who legit like squirts across the room or whatever the fuck.
I've been with girls who "squirt" in that they do it while we're fucking and that's not so gross but again it's not like a turn on to me either.
And don't get me wrong it's probably a good sign if a girl has a sopping wet MAW when we're in Pound Town but I don't like it when it gets all over and we have to lay a towel down over this puddle of SQUIRT. it feels too sloppy. Not that it stops me I just prefer a nice wet pussy that's juuuust the right amount for me. Like somewhere between babby bear and mama bear amount. -
2018-05-09 at 4:20 AM UTC in Squirting: The Official Pollsquirt is clear.
It comes from the pussy. I believe its the 3rd hole on the left -
2018-05-09 at 4:13 AM UTC in Recruiting fighters for NIS Freedom Army
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2018-05-08 at 7:43 AM UTC in Does it even matter if we dump trash?we just need a plague to knock out half the population or 2/3rds of it and we will be ok gain
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2018-05-08 at 6:58 AM UTC in Does it even matter if we dump trash?there just needs 2 be standardized stainless steel and/or glass-lined durable re-usable containers for beverages that you get filled from bulk-tanks at the grocer.
something like cornelius kegs, but squared in shape to make better use of space in the fridge ( like a milk jug is ) -
2018-05-08 at 5:48 AM UTC in were smoking out the date hoteliers
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2018-05-07 at 10:23 PM UTC in Write a short advertisement for this forumIs it love or is it lust?
Is it communism or is it capitalism?
Is it heroin or is it fentanyl?
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2018-05-07 at 7:44 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Editionmaybe ill get a qt maronite refugee gf
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2018-05-07 at 12:04 PM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
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2018-05-07 at 7 AM UTC in Cutting people out of your life forever because you're in a bad moodI've done it a few times, not so much out of anger but because there was a point I couldn't deal with what I saw as their flaws anymore
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2018-05-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in My boss tried to gaslight me last night (work place gang..stalking)I heard hydros husband gaslit §m£ÂgØLs boypussey and he blew a big ole fecal-fart-fire-ball right into the dudes face which melted his eyelashes and eyebrows off.
Then the dude put on a wig and him n hydro made a §m£ÂgØL sandwich