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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-04-16 at 7:25 PM UTCIt’s cool I was just fucking around. I was half sure you were trolling anyway. I guess you were just oblivious tho as it turns out
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2018-04-16 at 7:27 PM UTCYeah, I remembered that feature and just glanced over quickly to make sure there wasn't already a screenshot of it, then I posted without really thinking twice about it. Maybe there should be a suggestion thread about this, it seems like a reasonable request to make.
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2018-04-16 at 7:29 PM UTCoh smashing my face in isnt a hot topic anymore? guess it is just cowards, shills , cocksuckers and faggots in here
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2018-04-16 at 7:32 PM UTCWould you like it to be?
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2018-04-16 at 7:34 PM UTCFuck I'm a good cook. Anybody who hasn't made half boiled/roasted potatoes hasnt had potato. It's worth the hour.
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2018-04-16 at 7:35 PM UTC
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2018-04-16 at 8:47 PM UTC
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2018-04-16 at 10:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Oh my fucking god you idiot. I agree with Obbe that there should be a feature to subscribe without posting, but disagreeing with YOU that view to subscribe is the answer.
Fucking hell you’re dumb
Originally posted by Fox Paws Fucking read the last few posts dumbass!! I’m surrounded by morons
lol, somebody's a bit grumpy today
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2018-04-17 at 1:30 AM UTCSploo, you’ll be happy to know that you may finally be getting your wish. I’ve decided to catch the bus.
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2018-04-17 at 2:22 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 2:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter They are though, to people like hydro. She's a literal prostitute living in a trailer park. You're still in love with her and trying to make her jealous.
I've struggled mainly from my health issues, a series of bad luck, and a few bad choices to boot. I've overall lived a pretty decent life though. The last 5 years just have been hard. Im doing alright now though and definitely not jealous of §m£ÂgØL's life. Apartments suck anyway.
That's why you never post about your normal day to day life on here. You only post about achievements, and in this thread where you know she'll read it.
I never lived in a trailer park before. I owned a farm that I lived on with my family. I had two neighbors within walking distance and one was 1/2 mile up the dead end road from me. §m£ÂgØL literally ran off and got lost in a pine forest next to my farm, running around naked and delusional for well over an hour before I found him and go him back to the house. When I found him he was at least an 8th of a mile from the house, past the barn. Because he kept trying to run back off, I literally had to pin him down and waited for my husband to get back for like 2 hours which was in a huge field, near the pine forest he'd been running through. If we were in a trailer park, his ass would have been in the ER, arrested, or both, but because I lived so far in the country, with thousands of acres of cattle pasture and pine forest around me, there was nobody to report the little spic losing his mind. When we moved there, we sacrificed having a nice house for land.
Before that I lived on the water in a 2400 sq.ft. nice block home in a HOA. I used to go fishing out back all the time, or even put the canoe in and go out. Pretty sweet place if not for all the stuck up neighbors.
Now I currently live in the suburbs of a larger city, in a nice renovated older home. The landlord just put in new wood flooring which is cool. It's 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, huge living room and kitchen and a basement. I may have a friend moving down there soon (half bath is there so they'd have a larger room and private bathroom less shower so it makes more sense to do that then them having the spare guest room, plus they come and go without coming through the front door) to help them out and help out with rent/utilities. Ideally, I'd be in the country again because I loved being way out, having livestock, and being able to see the stars at night clearly, but for now this is pretty good.
Originally posted by Malice Sploo, you’ll be happy to know that you may finally be getting your wish. I’ve decided to catch the bus.
Catch the bus? I hope you don't mean offing yourself, dude. While you'll probably decline as you have many times before, I'm still here if you need to talk. I think you should give shit a little longer and see how it pans out before you check out... It might get better, and worst case senerio is you kill yourself later on.
If you do end up doing it, I'll definitely miss you, for what its worth. I hope you don't, but I understand if you can't keep it up anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 2:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone §m£ÂgØL literally ran off and got lost in a pine forest next to my farm, running around naked and delusional for well over an hour before I found him and go him back to the house. When I found him he was at least an 8th of a mile from the house, past the barn. Because he kept trying to run back off, I literally had to pin him down and waited for my husband to get back for like 2 hours which was in a huge field, near the pine forest he'd been running through. If we were in a trailer park, his ass would have been in the ER, arrested, or both, but because I lived so far in the country, with thousands of acres of cattle pasture and pine forest around me, there was nobody to report the little spic losing his mind. When we moved there, we sacrificed having a nice house for land.
LMAO
Hey hydro, why do you never respond to me when I ask about your wedding? How was it? -
2018-04-17 at 2:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter LMAO
Hey hydro, why do you never respond to me when I ask about your wedding? How was it?
You act like a total cocksucker every time I engage with you and treat me like shit. Why should I respond and tell you anything you want to know? Especially about an important and special day for me and 1337? Yeah, no thanks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 2:53 AM UTC
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2018-04-17 at 2:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone You act like a total cocksucker every time I engage with you and treat me like shit. Why should I respond and tell you anything you want to know? Especially about an important and special day for me and 1337? Yeah, no thanks.
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2018-04-17 at 3:30 AM UTCI wonder how many people have ever invited people over for a dinner party and made turtle soup just so they could say before they serve it, "tonight we dine on turtle soup.".
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2018-04-17 at 3:32 AM UTC
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2018-04-17 at 3:35 AM UTCI wish I could've been on that nickelodeon show WHAT WOULD YOU DO where they threw lots of pies at each other just so I could've bashed a whip-cream pie into someones face as forcibly as possible on center-stage hopefully breaking their nose and sending a pool of blood and whipped cream drizzling and pooling up on the floor in front of a life studio audience of parents and kids
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2018-04-17 at 4:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone §m£ÂgØL literally ran off and got lost in a pine forest next to my farm, running around naked and delusional for well over an hour before I found him and go him back to the house. When I found him he was at least an 8th of a mile from the house, past the barn. Because he kept trying to run back off, I literally had to pin him down and waited for my husband to get back for like 2 hours which was in a huge field, near the pine forest he'd been running through. If we were in a trailer park, his ass would have been in the ER, arrested, or both, but because I lived so far in the country, with thousands of acres of cattle pasture and pine forest around me, there was nobody to report the little spic losing his mind.
This is hilarious.
Why does he keep shapeshifting - one minute he's Chinese, the next American, the next Mexican. I imagine he's a little dude as well, 5'4".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 7:55 AM UTCFirst, I accidentally asked the bartender for a pint instead of a pitcher. Then the keg busted while she was pouring the pitcher, so the half pitcher she poured was no charge. So I just stared at her and asked uhhhh so you're charging me for..? And she said when the keg busts, she's not supposed to charge for the partial pitcher. I felt bad and she's a good bartender and cool chick, so I stared more and then pointed at the pint and said, okay well there's the pint. She was like, alright FINE, it's about tree fiddy (really, it was and she said that), so I nodded and handed her 6 bucks. I ain't about to NOT pay for 3/4 of a pitcher, plus she's my favorite bartender and a badass shittalking bitch, so I gave her 6 bucks. She was just like, "Oh my God (with an "are you serious, come on" kind of tone).. Thanks!" Lol. I mean, the pitcher is 10 bucks, plus it's my fault I said pint instead of pitcher.. even though if I had said pitcher, it still would've been barely short. But I had pregamed, and that's all I was drinking tonight, so I wasn't about to pay her nothing. She's cool as shit and had babysat me and made sure I got a ride and place to crash when I waaaay overdrank before a month or two back. So I got a pitcher for $6 instead of $12-$13 (after tip) and still got to show my appreciation.
