Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
It's hard to be smart and happy. You keep overthinking everything. Malice is about 130-140 or so, and seems to think that analysing things is a good thing to do - something he probably picked up from school and all those books and articles he reads.
Plus being that sort of IQ means that he can't relate to normal people - past 1 SD or so (15 points or so) communication between people breaks down, and Malice is a really bad aspie as well - so starting off badly, with little chance to improve.
"An unexamined life is not worth living" - bullshit. To enjoy life you need to be able to not think.
2018-04-24 at 12:36 AM UTC
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Attn: WTAC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I really hope WTAC is back, he was one of the most creative posters on Zoklet.
2018-04-23 at 11:55 PM UTC
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Enemas?
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I genuinely feel like I want to wash my shit-funnel out. I've got some sorta soft stool up there, and I think washing it out would be a good idea.
Where the fuck do I even start? What do people use?
I once had a gf who would douche with those water bottles with the nozzles on them. That doesn't seem like it'd work, she was kinda lose and my asshole is virgin.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Hate to break it to you Malice, but a lot of people sort of enjoy life, even the ones who act all miserable for attention.
People like things like food, socialising, games, having opinions, having a drink, watching television, etc. People even enjoy kvetching.
If you don't enjoy life that may be because you never learned how - enjoying life is a skill, something that can be learned, not something that comes automatically.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I like sorta fat girls- just chubby, not American sized. And big tits on a fat girl do count.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Malice: It sounds like you have no source of pleasure in life, and, although you masochistically blame yourself, most of your difficulty arises due to other people.
Sploo: We all should just take the Malice pill. If you don't have time to do your homework just kill yourself. Didn't get that job - kill yourself. Bad day - kill yourself. Headache - kill yourself.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Malice, are you committing suicide because you don't want to have to write computer code?
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Can you just spit it out?
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
This is exciting for me.
Sucralose is just a sugar-alcohol, it won't kill you, quickly.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Either go into cryptocurrencies, or sell soy.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
No one wants a criminal record - it means career suicide, and the whole "violence is wrong" meme has gotten out of hand. Sometimes a little violence is beneficial for everyone involved.
I wouldn't do anything personally. These bitches want equality, let them enjoy it.
2018-04-23 at 12:25 PM UTC
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Eons ago, dolphins...
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Dolphins are basically just rats that evolved echo-location.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I don't think anyone ever had a grudge towards a group of people and then was glad for preying on random members of that group.
Not even serial killers. Not ethnic violence - Hutu killing Tutsi, Irish against Brits, blacks killing whites, not even political violence - commies killing fascists, jedis killing palestinians.
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
You should come visit me in Ireland Enter. We have a nice farm and a nice large room you can have to yourself for a week or two.
