Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-04-14 at 7:41 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What ever happened to Larry Bird?
2. 2020-04-14 at 7:33 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by frala Alliteration

   
   But why Larry of all things?
   
   It could have been davedagreatest or davedaman or davedicksurmomeverynight.
3. 2020-04-14 at 7:28 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Larry legend is actually named Dave?
   
   Why isn't your username davelegend?
4. 2020-04-14 at 6:54 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Obviously you need to get absolutely shit housed and drive to her place to surprise her. She'll be so flattered she'll dump her boyfriend on the spot and fly to Vegas with you to get married that same day.

   
   This is the only outcome I will accept.
   
   I have been to her house so I know how to get there.
   
   If she has a boyfriend, it's duel time.
5. 2020-04-14 at 6:48 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by STER0S maybe she's high on uppers

   
   She would never sully her body with such impurities.
   
   She's an alcoholic, like me, but that's the extent of her debauchery.
   
   She is pure and chaste.
6. 2020-04-14 at 6:48 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
7. 2020-04-14 at 6:46 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And this wasn't the only time she's done this.
   
   She has called me in the middle of the night before.
   
   It's fucking utterly destroying me emotionally.
8. 2020-04-14 at 6:44 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist She drunk dialed you.

   
   I know... But what does that mean?
   
   Why does she think of me when she's drunk?
   
   I think about her literally every day, and even moreso when drunk.
   
   So do I attribute the same motives to her as I do to myself?
9. 2020-04-14 at 6:42 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Give me her number and I will ask her what she wants
   It will be like you got people

   
   I could never do that.
   
   Also, her phone number is actually unpronouncable by human lips.
   
   To utter it would invoke the end of times.
10. 2020-04-14 at 6:39 PM UTC in What do you have planned for your stimulus check?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats People on welfare shouldnt get a stimulus check as this has in no way affected their source of income.
    
    I got quarantined for 2 weeks and sure i got paid for it but i also pay taxes which means im not a burden on society.

    
    Lol I once paid taxes as well.
    
    Probably more than you did, actually.
11. 2020-04-14 at 6:36 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Maybe I should just drunk call her?
    
    I'm drunk right now so I could.
    
    But I probably shouldn't.
    
    I have to hold myself to a higher standard because of the age discrepancy.
    
    It's kinda borderline noncey as it is.
12. 2020-04-14 at 6:32 PM UTC in What do you have planned for your stimulus check?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm not getting one because I'm currently on welfare and apparantly therefore deserving of a smaller stimulus.
    
    Canada is actually a little bit cucked.
    
    If I were getting money, though, I'd probably just spend it all on liquor.
13. 2020-04-14 at 6:16 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick It must be an intoxicating feeling, knowing that a man would surrender at your whim. Are you sure she's above teasing that impulse?

    
    I tend to elevate her to a moral standard entirely separate from mere mortals, so I don't imagine that she would do such a thing.
    
    But I have to admit that it's a possibility.
    
    I would die a thousand deaths if I were to discover that to be the case.
14. 2020-04-14 at 6:08 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fox 3 towns over is a 5 hours drive??? Fucks sake. Where do you live, Nebraska

    
    There's also a body of water between us.
    
    She lives on an island.
15. 2020-04-14 at 6:05 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by frala Were you guys friends before the boyfriend? Have you had SEXUAL RELATIONS with her before or was it strictly platonic?
    
    Did she leave a voicemail? Was it all breathy and sensual?

    
    We actually [strike]fucked[/strike] made Holy Communion a bunch of times back in the day.
    
    And no voicemail.
    
    She's actually over a decade younger than me, too.
    
    Her generation don't talk into their handheld communication devices all that much.
16. 2020-04-14 at 6:02 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick No matter your doubts, no matter what she says in contradiction, this woman wants you and that must be your dogma. Probably for sinister purposes, though I'm sure it would be exciting. It's up to you, just don't give up all of your power to a woman. Give up your power to drugs.

    
    I would willingly surrender all my power for her, but only for her.
    
    She is my moon, my stars, and my guiding light.
17. 2020-04-14 at 5:59 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fox Then invite her over retard

    
    She lives like 5 hours away.
    
    And she said she has a bf.
    
    And also I'm too much of a pussy to take any real chances.
18. 2020-04-14 at 5:56 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm She wants to make sure ur home alone pining for her when she gets done having sex w her boyfriend.

    
    Fucking dillweed.
19. 2020-04-14 at 5:56 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fox There’s no subtext here, she obviously wants the d. If you don’t know for sure that she’s interested you probably haven’t tried openly flirting with her yet. Just do that and see how she reacts, she’ll probably be into it

    
    I should probably also mention that we have slept together before.
    
    It was a couple years ago, though.
    
    And I can only flirt in person (and while drunk).
    
    I can't flirt in text messages.
20. 2020-04-14 at 5:49 PM UTC in What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fox And your Karen???

    
    Yes, that too.
    
    And the light of my life, fire of my loins.