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  1. #41
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay, there's this one chick named "Victoria"...

    I want to find her, but all I fucking know about her is:
    1. Her name was Victoria.
    2. She was a political science major.
    3. We hooked up at an electronica club in downtown Vancouver in 2007.

    She's the most elusive of my experiences.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by cigreting All women decline in looks after about 18 so why would they want to post more pictures showing the world how they have declined in the very thing they get attention for?

    Just remember mens value is in what they can provide/produce and womens value is in their looks/youth. Men start out at the bottom and women start out on top. Men grow and attain more value with time if they have a decent job and women decline in value after 18. There is no way around the wall for women, it takes no prisoners

    God, you really are a waste of space.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by gadzooks Okay, there's this one chick named "Victoria"…

    I want to find her, but all I fucking know about her is:
    1. Her name was Victoria.
    2. She was a political science major.
    3. We hooked up at an electronica club in downtown Vancouver in 2007.

    She's the most elusive of my experiences.

    Gadz I don’t think I have ever witnessed anyone at your age, so stuck in the past. Do you realize it?

    I challenge you to take a photo now of yourself and post it.
  4. #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Gadz I don’t think I have ever witnessed anyone at your age, so stuck in the past. Do you realize it?

    I challenge you to take a photo now of yourself and post it.

    I'm drunk and nostalgic.

    And I don't post pics of myself these days because I not only fell from the ugly tree, but I ran a fucking marathon through the entire ugly forest.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm drunk and nostalgic.

    And I don't post pics of myself these days because I not only fell from the ugly tree, but I ran a fucking marathon through the entire ugly forest.

    Gadz what happened between the time the photos you do post of yourself and now ...

    You say “these days” but you honestly don’t seem to be able to move past 10+ years ago.
  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Gadz what happened between the time the photos you do post of yourself and now …

    You say “these days” but you honestly don’t seem to be able to move past 10+ years ago.

    Because I had a life back then.

    I don't any longer.

    It actually sucks substantially.

    But what can I do?

    I can look up chicks on FB that I used to fuck, and kinda imagine that it's 2004 again...

    Or I can sit around doing nothing...

    I might as well choose the former, right?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by gadzooks Because I had a life back then.

    I don't any longer.

    It actually sucks substantially.

    But what can I do?

    I can look up chicks on FB that I used to fuck, and kinda imagine that it's 2004 again…

    Or I can sit around doing nothing…

    I might as well choose the former, right?

    Only you can change your life. But you are not going to get any better by going backwards

    It’s the addicts loop ... if you do nothing long enough, and DO NOT GO BACKWARDS .. you might just chose to go forward.
  8. #48
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Only you can change your life. But you are not going to get any better by going backwards

    Forwards hasn't even happened yet.

    How do you know it's even that great?
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by gadzooks Forwards hasn't even happened yet.

    How do you know it's even that great?

    First you have to see it in your head, it’s YOUR LIFE, you are in charge of it. What do you want it to look like?
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  10. #50
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by gadzooks Forwards hasn't even happened yet.

    How do you know it's even that great?

    i agree i agree.
  11. #51
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs First you have to see it in your head, it’s YOUR LIFE, you are in charge of it. What do you want it to look like?

    What do I want?

    Literally just a woman to come to bed with me...

    I mean, kinda hot to begin with... A couple C's (D's even better) on top of that...

    Basically, I'm a lech, and I don't exactly feel bad about it...

    I mean I do a little bit... Because I could have been born with a hole instead of a rod.

    But why I am stuck thinking about these things?

    I actually just want to not care about anything.

    That's what I want.

    Fuck.
  12. #52
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    These empty nest moms trying hard to mom.
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hell, the man would even settle for an upper B cup at this point!
  14. #54
    Originally posted by gadzooks What do I want?

    Literally just a woman to come to bed with me…

    I mean, kinda hot to begin with… A couple C's (D's even better) on top of that…

    Basically, I'm a lech, and I don't exactly feel bad about it…

    I mean I do a little bit… Because I could have been born with a hole instead of a rod.

    But why I am stuck thinking about these things?

    I actually just want to not care about anything.

    That's what I want.

    Fuck.

    What don’t you want to care about?

    What happened between 10+ years ago and now, that changed you?

    Or maybe I should ask what did you do, that changed you?
  15. #55
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs What don’t you want to care about?

    What happened between 10+ years ago and now, that changed you?

    I was molested...


    ...by life.
  16. #56
    I’m gonna leave you to your drunkenness

    I care Gadz.
  17. #57
    If you ever want to talk sober, let me know.
  18. #58
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks So I'm morning drunk and scrolling through Facebook feeds of friends, and what a fucking trip this all is…

    My ex girlfriend is married with children.

    A few friends I haven't seen in years are dead.

    My step sister is in a hipster band.

    A bunch of friends moved three provinces over.

    WTF?

    I only see one bad thing on that list. Your step sisters hipster band is obviously a cult and should be rescued with the use of intense violence.
  19. #59
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Stopffs If you ever want to talk sober, let me know.

    You always say this. I don't get it.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You always say this. I don't get it.

    That’s ok, it’s not for you to get.
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