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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Kinda… But not really, tho.

    I may just start doing the same thing…


















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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Because being the bigger man on here I require the extra space on here, the extra bollock space, ya get me fam?



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    Kinda... But not really, tho.

    I may just start doing the same thing...


















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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist What general location are you in, like country/state or whatever?



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    Chilliwack, BC, Canada.

    Also, why do you always do a few line breaks followed by a period in each post?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho I was on the clock while having sex once. Therefore I was getting paid while having sex.
    Does that make me a man whore?

    That makes you a straight G.

    I wouldn't mind getting paid while having sex.

    Actually, I could technically have sex (with an escort) and get paid at the same time, since I'm salaried so I technically don't even have to show up to work to get paid.

    But it's not the same because I would be paying for said sex. :(
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil woke up, went to job site. unboarded door, waited on furnace installers. patched bathroom. Now at home smoking w33d and making calls.

    Lol, why "w33d"? Do you live in Saudia Arabia or one of those countries that throw you in jail over some trivial shit?

    Other than that, sounds like a typical monday for most people.

    Except for the 'making calls' part... That could mean any number of things.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm looking at leolist escort ads as we speak.

    I'm assuming she'll be able to procure the necessary gram of crack.

    The hotel is just a few blocks away. I assume, on a monday afternoon, there will be ample vacancies.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Of course pussy and drugs. Why the fuck would you pass on that for a shitty day in a boring office?

    Truer words have never been spoken.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Choosing between the office or pussy and drugs really isn't much of a dilemma.



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    Thank you, as well, for you have just decided my fate.

    (I'm assuming that pussy/drugs are the recommended option in that somewhat ambiguous phrase. But even if not, the very fact that I implicitly assume as much is just as strong an indicator of my priorities, and thus will be the ultimate deciding factor.)
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I am also obsessed with using language properly regardless of chemical inhibition and therefore I believe that OP is properly fucked up.

    Thank you! Someone who gets it.

    Since the days of yore, people have expressed doubt at the degree of my inebriation.

    Yet the masses tend to type like proper spelling/grammar were illegal, and people don't assume they're intoxicated, just stupid (and/or lazy - hitting the backspace button is, albeit trivially so, somewhat time-consuming).
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Your grammar and punctuation suggests you fabricated this fable.

    I'm obsessed with proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

    Trust me when I say, I am thoroughly fucked up right now.

    I just use my backspace key a lot to avoid sounding like a bar tard, alcoholic, or g addict.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Downers suck. Do meth and you can teach yourself anything

    In all seriousness, I would do some quality meth right now if I had any.

    I generally dislike stimulants, but I do live in somewhat of a meth haven, so I have done my fair share of the shard.

    But I'm way too high-inhibition to go out and seek it. At least, until another drink or cap of G or xanax.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I woke up at eight, swallowed 325 mg phenylpiracetam with 25 g piracetam and took 100 mg modafinil sublingually to trigger hypomania, then I made a pour-over of a Columbian bean and drank a pot's worth of coffee. I realized this is a lot of stimulation as I was taking these drugs, so I added ~75 mg l-theanine to make it go more smoothly. Now I have to get my cat to the groomer and manufacture an adventure worthy of my sickness.

    Oh man I think I legit OD'd on nootropics (noopept) not too long ago.

    I'm also awaiting some modafinil.

    Felines notwithstanding, you remind me a lot of myself.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You present a formidable, but perhaps honorable, challenge.

    The only other factor is the commute. I only go to the office one day a week because it's actually kinda far. Even by self-controlled motor car it is an ordeal. Considering all the drugs I'm on right now, public transit is really the only reasonable option. And for that, I'm looking at at least two hours each way.

    I suppose I can drink on the way, which would be kinda fun. But I fear being incredibly intoxicated by the time I get there, and no longer being able to compose myself.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Mewsik No, I’m the mated type. Believe in partnerships and such 😊

    Hella gay.

    Lol, just kidding.

    I'm jealous actually. :(
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I think I am. I can barely take care of myself, let alone someone else

    Same here.

    I feel like I would be a burden on whomever was generous enough to show me any real affection.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick Probably not but I'm convinced it's inevitable.

    Real feels.

    What's a nigga to do?

    Not even hypothetical, either, I legit wonder sometimes if perpetual loneliness is just the way it is for some of us. :(
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Vote on my fate. I will let the whispering winds of niggasin.space determine my destiny.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Talk to me. Oooh ohh talk to me.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Poison isn't always bad. Alcohol is good poison. It's necessary poison.

    Drinking is high IQ. I've never met an interesting person who doesn't at least occasionally imbibe.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Viagra?

    I kinda want to try viagra, but I have no one to fuck, and I don't really wanna just pop some viagra and sit around by myself with a raging boner for four hours.
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