Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-11-07 at 2:52 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Why would you mix a psychedelic with alcohol?

   
   I mix everything with everything.
   
   10/10 combo. Would recommend.
   
   You literally get the best of all worlds.
2. 2018-11-07 at 2:43 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Can you even get quaaludes anymore?

   
   If it's possible, I'm sure I'd be in the know.
   
   I done did every last drug under the sun. Except for like, datura or huffing gasoline.
   
   Gotta have some class.
3. 2018-11-07 at 2:41 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala

   
   Beep bop zoopity bop.
   
   The kids today don't know what the jazz, is all about, ya see.
4. 2018-11-07 at 2:40 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
5. 2018-11-07 at 2:38 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   TFW you just made $200 while getting all fucked up because you a telecommuting salary nigga.
   
   Who else can relate?
6. 2018-11-07 at 2:36 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Actually, I did take some clonazepam as well.
   
   Hook a brother up with some real quaaludes and then we'll talk.
7. 2018-11-07 at 2:34 AM UTC in TFW you took too much shrooms, ghb, and alcohol and totally forgot what you set out to do for the day.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Who else can relate?
   
   Can I get a Amen?
8. 2018-11-07 at 2:32 AM UTC in I think the feds are fitting me up again
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc period.
   
   
   
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   A tad redundant.
9. 2018-11-07 at 2:25 AM UTC in I think the feds are fitting me up again
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force You know, I've noticed a strange, incomprehensible, correlation between not doing illegal things and being a preachy cunt.

   
   Funny, so have I.
10. 2018-11-07 at 1:54 AM UTC in Users you would do
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ohfralala I think we all have our periods

    
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11. 2018-11-07 at 1:53 AM UTC in Unban Karen
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick She was the princess of Niggas in Space. Lanny coveted her beauty and feared that the light of her love would banish the very shadows he drinks beneath. Thieves consumed with madness have always sought to steal goddesses for themselves, but he has too much shame to claim her and would rather nobody see her majesty at all.

    
    The Lanny I know isn't such a villain. I can't fathom as much.
    
    We can find a mutually satisfactory outcome if we all come together and rejoice in the warm embrace of real love.
    
    Lanny, I assure you, is no heartless villain. His reasons for banning Karen in the first-place, let's let them become water under the bridge... As long as Karen is ultimately recovered.
    
    We can make this happen, and entirely without making enemies of friends, I assure you.
12. 2018-11-07 at 1:47 AM UTC in Unban Karen
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I might have been wrong about Zanick being the last true romantic of our generation…

    
    If he can find true love, it sets aspark an endless realm of possibilities for the rest of us.
    
    I will be his (second-in-command) knight of defense against all pessimism and cynicism with regards to love.
    
    True romantics like us will keep love alive.
13. 2018-11-07 at 1:43 AM UTC in I think the feds are fitting me up again
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You know, I've noticed a strange, incomprehensible, correlation between not doing illegal things, and not having fears that cops/feds are out to get me.
14. 2018-11-07 at 1:30 AM UTC in I think the feds are fitting me up again
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty You sure there's no Paranoia? Narco?

15. 2018-11-07 at 1:28 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A couple of Moscow Mule drinks (premixed; cans).
    
    Oh, that and a fuckton of drugs off the deepweb.
    
    And a few precursors off the clearnet (sshh, don't tell nobody).
16. 2018-11-07 at 1:21 AM UTC in Egyption Muslims, Palestine Muslims, Palestine jedis and Palestine Christians
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck can we just calm the fuck down with the whole Globalist-Zionist conspiracy?
17. 2018-11-07 at 1:12 AM UTC in Unban Karen
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Who is Karen? and where she come from?

    
    Why, she is bred from the womb of fertility itself.
    
    The way she has been described to me, she is a Goddess of unlimited virtue and untold history.
18. 2018-11-07 at 1:08 AM UTC in Unban Karen
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Legit, my homeboy Zanick is heart broken, and I can't stand idly by to see a fellow space-nigga endure such atrocities.
    
    Whatever unspeakable thing this Karen has done, I stand before the courts, nay, kneel before the courts, and sing my praises for Zanick and his plight.
    
    Release Karen from the stranglehold she is unjustly wrapped up in.
    
    We must make this romance right. If you stand idly by without contributing your words of encouragement, much less your voting power in a (at least quasi) democratic NIS, then forshame.
    
    Zanick is one of us, and true members of the NIS elite will not stand idly by as he is left hearbroken and uncomfortable.
19. 2018-11-07 at 1:02 AM UTC in I declare that my dark night of the Karen has seen a new dawn
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick Even the deniers will one day know her beauty, for the choice to remain ignorant of perfect being is a desperate whisper that is both heard and heeded by the goddess.

    
    Ok, now I really need to meet this gal.
    
    She sounds phenomenal. Zanick, your love is written in the stars.
    
    I will personally consult with Lanny on this one. If he banned her, he will make things right once he sees the damage he's done.
20. 2018-11-07 at 12:46 AM UTC in Users you would do
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ohhhhh...
    
    Some NIS drama goin' down?