2018-11-07 at 1:05 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Just come home to find the blinds in my kitchen window was left up which I never leave them up. Also the washing liquid was on the other side of the draining board and a cloth which sits behind the taps was next to it and I'm very ocd about where I place those objects. So clearly somebody has been in my flat today and there's no note from landlord and no sign of workmen or anything else. Considering the pigs have been giving me greif lately and as I now know this is their pattern from the last 3 times that they've set me up, so I am pretty much expecting they will be turning up tomorrow with a search warrent. So I'm posting this to show that I am expecting pigs to be coming here tomorrow so I can then show that it would be very unlikely that I would keep drugs or anything illegal here for them to find. Hopefully then everyone can see that its likely the pigs are setting me up again.
I know its not 100% proof but its the best I can do to demonstrate that its a good possibility. Have texted similar messages to a couple of friends as well.
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2018-11-07 at 1:32 AM UTC
What value are you for them to set you up, again?
2018-11-07 at 1:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc
Just come home to find the blinds in my kitchen window was left up which I never leave them up. Also the washing liquid was on the other side of the draining board and a cloth which sits behind the taps was next to it and I'm very ocd about where I place those objects. So clearly somebody has been in my flat today and there's no note from landlord and no sign of workmen or anything else. Considering the pigs have been giving me greif lately and as I now know this is their pattern from the last 3 times that they've set me up, so I am pretty much expecting they will be turning up tomorrow with a search warrent. So I'm posting this to show that I am expecting pigs to be coming here tomorrow so I can then show that it would be very unlikely that I would keep drugs or anything illegal here for them to find. Hopefully then everyone can see that its likely the pigs are setting me up again.
I know its not 100% proof but its the best I can do to demonstrate that its a good possibility. Have texted similar messages to a couple of friends as well.
wait till you find the nutt butter i left under your pillow
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2018-11-07 at 1:43 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
You know, I've noticed a strange, incomprehensible, correlation between not doing illegal things, and not having fears that cops/feds are out to get me.
2018-11-07 at 1:45 AM UTC
The police break in and move stuff around before they enforce search warrants? Why? If you say someone moved shit, they probably did, I never took you for a schizo poster, but how do you know it was them? Do you have your own set of locks installed?
2018-11-07 at 1:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
You know, I've noticed a strange, incomprehensible, correlation between not doing illegal things, and not having fears that cops/feds are out to get me.
You know, I've noticed a strange, incomprehensible, correlation between not doing illegal things and being a preachy cunt.
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2018-11-07 at 2:01 AM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Gotta search your own shit to make sure there's nothing planted or get rid of anything that is and then they'll be scratching their heads if they end up coming round.
2018-11-07 at 2:05 AM UTC
Maybe them ho's is looking for that fiddy you jipped them.
