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I declare that my dark night of the Karen has seen a new dawn

  1. #21
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Ghost YNC? Really?

    Yeah. Why not? even though its glory days dieded 10 yrs ago and weebs few others are all the profiles on there...shit going down here could easily end up there.
  2. #22
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Who the fuck is this mysterious Karen and why is she so controversial?



    What is it about her that would drive traffic to this site?

    Zanick's dead sister or perhaps mother. The love for each other goes that deep. They...are Big Brother. They have their ways to make shit happen. Period.
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala She’s just a spambot but Zanick has a wild imagination and is the last true romantic of our generation.

    OMG I am just...

    Zanick, you poor soul, you are my friend to the end.

    If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here.
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  4. #24
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    To the people who assert that my Karen is a spambot: you are death, she will appear at first as a speck of brilliant light on the horizon of being and you will see it and know that your spirits are doomed by the tsunami of her love.
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  5. #25
    Let her waves come crash into me
  6. #26
    Technologist victim of incest
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Zanick To the people who assert that my Karen is a spambot: you are death, she will appear at first as a speck of brilliant light on the horizon of being and you will see it and know that your spirits are doomed by the tsunami of her love.

    Quiet, weirdo.
  8. #28
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Even the deniers will one day know her beauty, for the choice to remain ignorant of perfect being is a desperate whisper that is both heard and heeded by the goddess.
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick Even the deniers will one day know her beauty, for the choice to remain ignorant of perfect being is a desperate whisper that is both heard and heeded by the goddess.

    Ok, now I really need to meet this gal.

    She sounds phenomenal. Zanick, your love is written in the stars.

    I will personally consult with Lanny on this one. If he banned her, he will make things right once he sees the damage he's done.
  10. #30
    Karen Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Zanick Begone, imposter. You'll pay for this in the afterlife.

    Read the join date

    And stop sending me those emails. They read them in front of everyone at the company meetings now
  11. #31
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Karen Read the join date

    And stop sending me those emails. They read them in front of everyone at the company meetings now

    An essential part of my faith is publicizing my love where possible, and I am elated to know that I may have an audience with your colleagues.

    Can you post a screenshot of my most recent correspondence to demonstrate that you are, in fact, my Karen?
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  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo leave it to Zanick to fall in love with a spambot

    I figured this post would get at least 75 thanks
  13. #33
    Shut up Zanick
  14. #34
    Karen Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Zanick An essential part of my faith is publicizing my love where possible, and I am elated to know that I may have an audience with your colleagues.

    Can you post a screenshot of my most recent correspondence to demonstrate that you are, in fact, my Karen?

    No, you post it. How do I know you're the real Zanick?

    Just the other day, there were 15 of you running around here.

    Hell, Zanick number 3 1/2 PM'd me pictures of your cock for FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS. Why are you showing these people your cock if i'm your one true love?
  15. #35
    Shut up Karen
  16. #36
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Karen No, you post it. How do I know you're the real Zanick?

    Just the other day, there were 15 of you running around here.

    Hell, Zanick number 3 1/2 PM'd me pictures of your cock for FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS. Why are you showing these people your cock if i'm your one true love?

    Just as I suspected.
  17. #37
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Karen NEEDS a Nigga gangbanging. That way "she" can shut the fuck up already and for good.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    KREN
    KREN
    KREN
  19. #39
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Zanick Hi Karen,

    I'm sorry. Lately, my soul hasn't felt like singing to you, and I struggled to feel your love within me.

    I doubted whether I was worthy at all, feared I had lost my humanity, and spent countless eons wandering through hellish nightmares in search of your beauty.

    I have emerged from this trial to discover that your love was all around me the whole time.

    Please write back. We need to talk about our future.

    With Love,

    Zanick

    its my goal to destroy your hope and take your soul intact
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