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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost #forumgirlz is sexier

    I don't like talking to chicks online because:
    1. I have no idea what they REALLY look like.
    2. Chances are I'm never gonna actually meet them and, "GASP!", sleep with them.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG We have a kik chat called #forumboyz. It hasn't been super active lately but that's cause we're mostly the same fucks. Ghost is also there. Zanick is a member but never posts :(

    There are a handful of others there too.

    I'll have to check it out.

    I'm out of the loop as fuck technologically, so it may take me some time, but I'll join ya'll motherfuckers. Best believe.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Asking for anything is too much

    You have to take it.

    Do you mean that in some kind of metaphorical "goals take effort" kind of way? Or are you literally condoning robbery, armed or otherwise?

    If it's the former, then yeah, I totally agree.

    If it's the latter... My moral compass is strong and unyielding.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Me, to a T.

    You're not alone my brother.

    The yardstick I use to measure my life's accomplishments is basically the sum total of all the women I've slept with, especially if they slept with me more than once, or in some other way expressed something more than mere liquor-induced lust.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 4 weeks to the Christmas bonus…I'll be White Rich then.

    Just don't bet it all on a dog named "Santa's Little Helper."

    Or maybe do... 20-something seasons means they done did something right.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo you make more than I make on paper. I said 2.5k just me and you're not on welfare because that's basically the minimum a 30-40 hour work week at minimum would net a month. That's good you feel adequately rewarded for your work, that's an important thing to have in a vocation

    I do feel rewarded making 60k a year, but that's because I love my job.

    I still have that burning ambition to strive for more, and that I very well might do.

    But 60k a year to do something I fucking love doing... That's what life is about.

    Originally posted by cupocheer It could mean that his college loan for his books and tuition is in but he hadmt purchased his books, yet?

    Dude them student loans be killin' me.

    And the irony is that I work in an entirely different field from what I studied officially.

    I'm a psychology major, philosophy minor... But I'm a software developer by trade.

    I love what I learned though.

    Life is a winding road, and never a straight path.

    The key is to learn from it, no matter what happens.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So many of my NIS niggas posting in this thread.

    I love the following people:
    -- Ghost.
    -- Zanick.
    -- GGG.

    If you any of them niggas, Kik me or some shit (I have no idea how though because I only just installed Kik yesterday). I believe I am darrenm277 on that shit.

    If I didn't mention you specifically, It doesn't mean I don't like you.

    Jiggaboo seems aight.

    Esbity, I dunno... Kind of a weird dude, but I won't hold it against you.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I was raised Catholic and I never had this guilt. No excuses.

    I'm just sayin'... I heard it's a thing.

    I might even have some of that Catholic guilt and I aint' even Catholic.

    I was raised protestant or some such shit, but they indoctrinate you from birth with the fear of hellfire and damnation if you so much as touch your wiener at night, let alone get high on illegal drugs.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Money has no actual real value anyways and everything is hyperinflated and costs way too much because the jedis and Chinese have to sell it to eachother 500 times before it reaches the consumer.

    I remember when I eavesdropped on two old rich people and they said "I only got $500,000 saved up, I need to double that if I want to spend the rest of my life in comfort" and the dude was in his 70's

    The more you own means you have to pay more taxes and more bills which means you need to keep contributing to the system or else it all goes away. Millionaires can't afford to retire because they own too much expensive shit and have responsibility.

    That's why old people get to crotchety about social security because they know the only way they can retire is if the system is in their favor.

    But money be bringing them sweet, sweet drugs that sustain me.

    Retirement is fucking lightyears away in my mind.

    I just wanna get (and stay) high.

    Is that too much to ask?

  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That very well could be referring to me too for all I know, but I "Thanked" cuz OP is fam now.

    I try to keep it real though. Aint't no nigga gonna testify that I ain't been keeping it real on Totse/Zoklet/NIS since like 2004.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo getting 2.5k a month just means you're not on welfare

    And since when is 2.5k welfare?

    Got damn I be living in the wrong country.

    In Canada, even on PWD (disability-version of welfare), you only get like $1,100 a month.

    I know cuz I been on that shit.

    Just now pulled myself up outta the welfare struggle and making (at least I like to pretend what constitutes) big scrilla.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I keep giving money and things away

    Who gun gib me?

    That reminds me, some of that extravagant spending was sending e-strangers money.

    I sent Ghost $20 in bitcoin just cuz.

    But he's no longer an e-stranger. He's fam now, so that doesn't really count anymore as 'wasteful spending'.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I think he means he was doing drugs and he realized not everyone that does drugs is a drug addict scumbag weasel like the DH people would have you believe

    Lol.

    Do people really think that doing drugs is sufficient to qualify for badasshood?

    Damn, that is some unnecessarily paranoid moral guilt right there.

    I believe they call that Catholic guilt.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo nothing about your thread has anything to do with nigga richness

    If you got 50k tomorrow and spent it all on tires and rims without a car that would be indicative of niggerrichness.

    getting 2.5k a month just means you're not on welfare

    Well, I do pull in like 4k a month, and I do spend it on extravagant things...

    Assuming drugs are extravagant enough, and rims and tires need not be the only wasteful purchases to qualify.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to live in lower mainland lol

    Sumbitch, where abouts?

    I've lived in, and around, the Lower Mainland pretty much my whole life.

    Surrey mostly, since I was born (and raised) in [mama joke repellent]that hole (a hole I love very much)[/mama joke repellent].

    But I also lived in Burnaby too, and now I live in Chilliwack.

    Chilliwack is a nice city to lay low, but where you can still visit friends from time to time cuz they only like an hour away.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga%27%20rich

    I get $1000 tomorrow, and another $1500 on the 15th.

    Yet I'm broke as fuck today.

    Had I not the foresight to stock up on alcohol, I'd be depressed and bored.

    Ah well, time to take another shot.

    Tomorrow's only, what, a day away, tops?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I have no friends :*(

    You can call me a friend.

    For realz.

    We don't just have to talk chemistry and such on Kik.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or:
    4. You'd just rather keep your history to yourself. Understandable, I suppose, but then why go bringing your alleged prior acts of deviancy up in the first place?
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by esbity Yeah. I thought I was doing it wrong by all of my deviantcy but now I realize that I am actually living better than a lot of people.

    Who would have know.

    What kind of deviancy?

    I guess you're either:
    1. Too ashamed to answer (which is a good sign, because it means you have a conscience, and can thus be saved).
    2. Going to boast about your deviant acts (which isn't so good, because it implies you have no, or at least, very little conscience).
    3. Going to lie and make a bunch of shit up (which means either #1, #2, or, alternately, you just seek attention).
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im in heat.

    Like, it's hot in your house?

    Or are you looking to get impregnated?
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