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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And yet morbid curiosity had me click it again.

    Wtf?
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why, oh why, did I ever click that link.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i thought thats just called being broke lol

    It basically is.

    But there be some niggas penny pinching and shit, and they actually have retirement savings from working minimum wage.

    I, on the other hand, make more than enough to put into a tax-free savings account, but I spend it all on drugs and shiny things instead.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost One time when I was very intoxicated on meth I masturbated to my own reflection. Shit was surreal and narcissistic as fuck.

    That sounds all too familiar, sadly.

    Originally posted by GGG how far can you shoot partner

    If I've been jerking it all day, then we're talking dribble-down-into-a-small-puddle-on-the-floor.

    If we're talking ain't-jerked-off-in-days, then damn, that shit be Mt. Vesuvius.

    At least a few feet, if not a meter or more.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Yeah? Well maybe God should work in some less mysterious ways and make it a little bit fucking easier for the only people he's tryin to let in his club.

    A-fucking-men.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    I was watching, I saw the whole thing.

    First I saw it falling over.

    Then it fell over.

    Classic Simpsons.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost West Canada is the best Canada

    True dat.

    I did some time (not jail-wise, though it felt like it at times) out in Ontario.

    I even visited Manitoba once or twice.

    Just not my scene.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain OT..


    What's "FR"?

    I want to appreciate this gif as much as you.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Maybe it was my Church. They were pretty lax, as hispanic churches are. Didn't learn too much about hellfire and damnnation honestly.

    It was straight par for the course for me.

    I feel bad for my sister because she's a lesbian (engaged now even, ain't that about a bitch?).

    The guilt probably hits her too.

    Or maybe I'm just naturally inclined towards feelings of guilt and self-loathing.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This be me right now...

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Chasing hookers is more fun than dating but not a good way to find a girlfriend (but a great way to find a drug hookup)

    Holy fuck is that ever true.

    I miss my escort roommate.

    She could get me anything, at any time.

    She's in jail now though.

    We also used to fuck sometimes.

    Damn I be gettin' all sentimental n' shit.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I was born in Alberta, im a prarie boy but I gave up the oil and gas and frozen wasteland so I could chill in the mountains and grow weed.

    My number one amigo is currently living in Edmonton.

    He's coming home (to BC) soon though, and it's gonna be off the damn chain.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost yfw Queen Elizabeth doesn't have a last name because she's a reptile

    I went to Queen Elizabeth Senior Secondary.

    Just for the record, since coincidences abound in this thread.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I lived in the Kootenays for 5 years and I was in the hydroponics and farm industry. I also started doing hard drugs when I lived there because my life was fucked up and I hated everyone and everything around me and wanted to burn it all to the ground.

    I lived in Kelowna for a bit.

    I'm not sure if Okenagon and Kootenays are near each other.

    The whole damn region is pretty cool, if I do say so myself.

    I'm a B.C. boy, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost We should have our own kings and shit.

    We once did. I'm pretty sure they fought a whole war over that.

    But yes, we wuz kingz n shit, at one time.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    [nutflexing]I've slept with quite a few women (somewhere in the dozens range), but I'm still the loneliest motherfucker on the planet.[/nutflexing]

    All I want is a girlfriend that I can lay with (not even sexually, at least not all the damn time).

    It's hard when you're not quite neurotypical, as they say.

    And yet, because you've been with so many women, the 'incel' types want nothing to do with you, so you find yourself with nowhere to fit in.

    It sux.

    :(
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I believe might is right, but the only thing worth fighting is the system itself.

    Well, I guess it's fighting time.

    Canada, we declare war on thee.

    (Actually wait, maybe that's not such a good thing to say online).
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, Pendlebury High. (Swinton, Manchester UK)

    Oh.

    Well, I imagine "Carpe Diem" is the motto for a lot of schools.

    Thank you, Dead Poet's Society.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My school motto was Carpe Diem, seize the day….nothing there about paying for it.

    By any chance was it Cairine Wilson?
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