Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-11-16 at 3:13 AM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by totse3.com a dudes egghole located here —> (o) Goatse egghole located ova hare —-> (( O ))

   
   Ah, Goatse, the Internet's classic butthole.
   
   No joke, I got a Goatse'd in my grade 12 yearbook. A dude signed my yearbook with the URL goatse.cx or whatever it was.
   
   May Goatse man Rest In Peace (I'm assuming he's dead, judging by the age and all).
   
   This next drink is to Goatse man.
2. 2018-11-16 at 3:07 AM UTC in Have You Ever
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Well Brandy did

   
   I like Brand'y Full Moon.
   
   
3. 2018-11-16 at 3:03 AM UTC in Hearing beep beeeep beep noise
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Pretty sure everyone's drunk (or on some other psychoactive compound) on NIS.
   
   If you're not, I question your sanity.
4. 2018-11-16 at 3:01 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc I been doing it since zoklet. It pissed everyone off, like some even posted death threats, lol. So I do it now coz it pisses a lot of y'all off.

   
   Well, death threats over a square pixel at the end of a post seems a bit extreme.
   
   Not gonna lie, it gets a bit annoying, but I assure you I have no death wishes upon you for it.
   
   You keep doing you.
5. 2018-11-16 at 2:57 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc Snort it

   
   Were I still an opiate addict, I'd certainly give that a try.
   
   I've been opiate clean for 5+ years now and I ain't turning back.
6. 2018-11-16 at 2:55 AM UTC in Have You Ever
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by esbity So will the FBI.

   
   I am Federal Bureau of Investigation agent #60069420.
   
   My badge and credentials can easily be googled.
   
   We are onto you, esbity.
   
   We have an entire task force dedicated to bringing you down.
7. 2018-11-16 at 2:33 AM UTC in Hearing beep beeeep beep noise
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb It's probably some construction going on close by. The government mandates when anything is going backwards that it makes a beeping sound as if an idiot would know what that beeping sound means.

   
   When I hear beeps, I think swear words.
   
   You've tainted my innocent ruminations with the devil's wordplay.
   
   I may just let out a swear myself...
   
   FUCK.
   
   That feels better.
8. 2018-11-16 at 2:30 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala You aren’t the only one who feels old. I pulled my back today. Bending over to grab my laptop bag lol.
   
   Gives me a reason to take this suboxone though so ohhhh wellll.

   
   I've always wondered if suboxone gets you at all high?
   
   I used to be a heroin/opiate addict, but I never ended up trying suboxone.
   
   I always thought it was completely high-less.
9. 2018-11-16 at 2:27 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc Because I am a hetero
   
   Because being the big man on these boards I require the extra space.
   
   
   
   .

   
   That makes absolutely no rational sense.
   
   But I Thanked it because it's your thing.
   
   Everyone has a signature.
   
   Yours is the bloody time of the month pre-menopausal women go through a circular (square-shaped?) punctuation mark.
10. 2018-11-16 at 2:24 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had chlamydia once.
    
    It was like 15 years ago (holy shit do I suddenly feel old).
    
    You just take some antibiotics and it's gone in a couple weeks.
11. 2018-11-16 at 2:22 AM UTC in Hearing beep beeeep beep noise
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's your mom backing up.
    
    

    Show spoiler
12. 2018-11-16 at 1:57 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc That is how most gays asses are. No proper hetero has an ass like that.

    
    Something, something... how would you know that?
    
    But for real though, why do you always do multiple newlines and then a period at the end of every post?
13. 2018-11-16 at 1:55 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny havent used toilet paper on my ass since 2000 and 3.

    
    I certainly hope you have a bidet.
14. 2018-11-16 at 1:53 AM UTC in should lanny stop pretending to be an important philosopher
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by snab_snib only stupid niggers talk about quantum physics

    
    Only stupid physics talk about quantum niggers.
15. 2018-11-16 at 1:17 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont look at my asshole,
    
    i rub it with my fingers under running waters after i shat.
    
    and its hairless, smooth and tight.

    
    
16. 2018-11-16 at 1:12 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a true civilized man doesnt have ass hairs.
    
    they just dont grow.

    
    A REAL^TM man has no idea how hairy his ass is because looking at a man's ass, including one's own, automatically makes one gay.
17. 2018-11-16 at 1:10 AM UTC in should lanny stop pretending to be an important philosopher
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you saying your gay?

    
    Are you saying that you are gay?*
    
    

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18. 2018-11-15 at 11:51 PM UTC in a mass shooting and a fire
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com Fuck a duck.. their egg holes are bigger

    
    LOL I first read that as "Fuck a dude... their egg holes are bigger."
    
    It took me a solid minute to realize you said "duck", not "dude."
    
    Either way, though, I'll have to say I pass, personally.
19. 2018-11-15 at 11:49 PM UTC in RIP Stanley
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com Lets all sit and sing songs over burning kindle and laugh about the things we wish to be.
    
    Lets start with you, Lanny. What did you want to be when you grew up?

    
    Let's also make it a game where we try to guess what the person wanted to be when they grew up...
    
    Lanny - I say garbage truck driver, or long-haul trucker.
    
    Don't ask me why, It's just an intuitive guess.
    
    Now someone do me.
20. 2018-11-15 at 11:28 PM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III k is whack, only good for a couple bumps after mdma/coke.

    
    There you go.
    
    That's how it's done.
    
    That's the only way I ever do K at least.