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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, I managed to find it... God only knows why I sought it out.

    Let me preface this with the strongest NSFL caveat. I mean like, this shit haunts me to this day.

    But for the morbidly curious, I give you an example of...

  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com laying easter eggs will get you nowhere.. much

    That's called being cryptic.

    It can be fun and all, but there will always be those who are out of the loop and they are stuck looking the fool.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What about this little tiny house things I heard about they were trying out? Has that bean working or what's the HAPS?

    I lived out of a minivan for a year.

    Vandwelling is the shit.

    It's not quite the same as the micro-homes concept, but it's close enough.

    Definitely worth considering.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung so called? they are dregs… they contribute nothing to society.

    You're a meanie.

    These dregs are useful, they can be exploited used for labor, or even turned into food work on farms to produce sustenance.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A mass bum exodus is actually a realistic strategy for civil engineer / community planner types.

    It's classist as fuck, but it makes all the middle-class folk feel less burdened by the so-called dregs of society.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com wth am I to decipher all of this madnesS?

    Now you know what it's like reading one of your posts...

    Totse3.com, I like you, but you have a tendency towards unnecessary obscurity.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They did something similar in Vancouver.

    Right before the 2010 Winter Olympics, they shipped all the bums out to the rural Lower Mainland.

    It's kind of a common strategy, actually.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo that's not that much really. I mean that's pretty typical for a crackhead, that's just a warm up. Money is useless while smoking crack. I remember burning weed just for the ashes because we were too paranoid to go to the store and couldn't miss a toke. People get $100 cab rides just to get $40 worth of crack which is actually $20 worth. It's a drug where you expect to always be ripped off on weight because nothing about it is legit. Every crackhead lies and cannot be trusted. It's disgusting and you're a disgusting person. I wish I had your grandmother's phone number I'd snitch right on you and show her all your posts

    Sudo I still consider you fam, despite all the mean things you just said.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Make that $450 now.

    I'm currently a sad panda.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung i like slit, not sausage.

    I can't remember for the life of me what it's called, thank goodness... But there's a body modification thing where dudes basically do both.

    A slit in the sausage, if you will.

    I really wish I didn't have to conjure that image just now, but you kinda inspired it.

    :(
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Hai.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com What's your question. lanny uses enhancements

    I think it stayed completley unenhancemented:

    A r e y o u s c h i z o p h r e n i c?

    N o t a s k i n g j u d g m e n t a l l y, j u s t f o r f u t u r e r e f e r e n c e?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Being serious here. Much of this is just sewing but not tailoring. it may lead to nothing.

    some things are purely factual. I know comments like this make me targeted to denounce anything I say as fact.

    I am curious if &Totse's naming had to do with AT&T.
    Telegraph pulses is what may have driven the part of dialup modems over the voice part? if true then we might have something. telegraph of sending messages from one pier to the next (p2p)

    a Government operation ran by some guy out of College in silicon valley.

    I know one of his relatives was the mayor of Saratoga (heart of Silicon valley) and Alice (ex wife?) works as an ER doctor. which by chance, a local hospital once had Alice Hunter as head of ER

    there is a cop who looks kind of like Jeff Hunter named Jeff Hunter (Chief or sgt) in Sunnyvale (next to Saratoga). they both have share very similar facial designs. Not saying Officer Hunter knows of anything. probably not. but things come together.

    And then looking up Dr Robb and coming across the name of him and the same name of a guy that looks like an older version of him (aka Metaphysicist) shaking hands with Obama.. well. lol it just keeps giving and giving more interesting details of shell game or fairly straight forwards. and I believe both are used to distort the pattern of search that much more.

    Are you Schizophrenic?

    Not asking judgmentally, just for future reference?
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I spent $300 on crack today alone.

    I might have to re-evaluate my life.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala It’s a warm and fuzzy with a smidge of disconnection

    Tempting, but I ain't gonna touch it.

    My one rule, my ONE and ONLY rule about drugs... Is no opiates/opioids.

    I had a brutal toothache the other day, and I went into the E.R. to just get them to yank the motherfucker out.

    The E.R. doc suggested taking some T3's (codeine) until my next appointment.

    I told him I ain't havin' none of that.

    I just hit up the liquor store and drank until I passed out.

    Luckily my dentist appointment was only a day or two away.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com alkyl nitrites= J-JAMs comment about Milk just came to life (light?)

    hmm. friends in the medical field. makes sense now.

    BRO, I can never tell what you're talking about.

    What/who are J-JAMs?

    And what's with the milk?

    Alkyl nitrates, also known as Poppers, are an inhalant that apparently enhance gay sex.

    They also enhance straight sex too, though. Take a whiff right before an orgasm and you be in a new dimension.

    They used to sell it at sex shops.

    Fuck, now I want some.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Do you believe that Goatse and Totse were coincidence in naming?

    I'm fairly sure Goatse was a totsean

    People I know (from word of mouth) who are totseans or believe to be

    Jello from The Dead Kennedys (told but wasn't really sure.. I mean why not)
    Spez from Reddit
    Kelly Osbourne (people on totse had spoke of totse's background and BBS clearly visable on one of the episodes with Kelly on her laptop)

    People I suspect
    the 2 guys from Workaholics who grew up in Concord California with each other
    Kyle and uhh Blake? They just have that face. I sensed it when I first saw the show.. I'm told they're from groundlings as well.. groundlings broke off from Second City and a guy from San Francisco started it then moved it to LA. Something about the way they dressed screamed east bay.. looked them up. wasn't surprised.

    especially drug dealer/rapey van kyle.


    anyhoo

    Totse and Goatse go hand-in-stretched-asshole-hand.

    Heck, I think even Goatye ("Somebody that I used to know") is involved in the Totse/Goatse conspiracy.

    Totse and gaping assholes have more in common than one might surmise.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My mom recently had a colonoscopy.

    Please hold all "yo mamma got anally penetrated" jokes for the time being.

    I may go and have a colonoscopy myself. Just some exploratory shit.

    Heck, I might lube myself up and bring in a bottle of alkyl nitrites just to make it more fun.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Quantum electrodynamics are epistemologically superceded by postmodern ethic and fourth-wave Feminist interpretations of Queer proton interaction. Quantum homodynamics are only one interpretation of the non-binary, gender-fluid interaction between subatomic particles.

    If you have some kind of problem with Quantum homodynamics and the Feminist/Queer interpretation of said dynamics, you need to reevaluate your life.

    The penis is an invention of pure proton synergy with higgs boson fluxuations. If you can't handle that particular epistemology, you may need to reconsider your neural wiring because it might be fried from too much fake news.

    Positively charged Trump-units are the only true salvation for a world gone mad with pseudointellectualism and quantum incoherence.

    Q.E.D.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc I'm glad it annoys you.

    I said "annoys me". It doesn't straight up fuck up my day.

    You're just an instigator, aren't you?
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