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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I'd like to just hang out with a prostitute and learn about her life without making any sort of transaction. I could see myself as one of those benevolent pimps who think he's 'developing' his girls or whatever.

    Yeah I was always one of those kinda dudes. The Richard Gere (Pretty Woman) type.

    Apparently they find it incredibly patronizing though, lol.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick Both, I might shitpost some before I call it a night.

    What kinda drugs, pre tel?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The children of the damned have every right not to be subjected to the sexual perversions of older folks, whether they be (adult) demons themselves, or adult humans.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I am drifting in and out of consciousness

    Drug-induced or just tired?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We got shoe marketing spammers speaking in some European language, and threads getting replies maybe ever 5 minutes.

    This makes me a sad panda.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember, a couple years back, I met this tall, bosomy gal in a summer dress at the liquor store, and decided to talk to her on the walk home (we were both heading in the same direction).

    I made some small talk. I wasn't too good at it, but I tried.

    Then, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my place to have a few drinks with me.

    She, surprisingly, said "yes."

    So we have a few drinks, and then she invites me over to her apartment (the complex pretty much right next to mine). We have a fun evening. We kiss, we do the sex, etc.

    It turns out she was an escort.

    She didn't charge me, though. We were just two people having sex, and she just happens to have sex with people for a living.

    Anyway, one day, she asked to borrow my car. I lent it to her, because, to be quite honest, I had grown a bit fond of her, and had a hard time saying no to her.

    Well, she gets pulled over with a bunch of drugs and drug money in the car, and my vehicle is impounded for 30 days.

    The impound fees totaled about $800 after that time had elapsed, and I simply couldn't afford to pay it at that time.

    So, the moral of the story is: You're gonna end up paying for sex, one way or another.

    It's a fact of life.

    We don't all hire escorts, but, at the end of the day, we do pay to get laid.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What's the deal with him and always asking dudes for nudes?

    So he's like some kind of severely racist gay dude?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick We seem to be subject to experience, which is nice, with at least the illusion of choosing how to be, and I think that is meaningful.

    I love how you qualify that with "at least the illusion of choosing how to be."

    Free will is one of my favorite philosophical debates.

    It's a tricky beast, that's for sure.

    I certainly like to think my actions are a reflection of my own intention.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Age of consent on Mars is 0.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Noodles can be tricky since there are a lot of possible variations.

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We can neglect the obvious things like sleeping and going to the bathroom and so on.

    But everything else is fair game.

    Jobs, school, homebody/NEEThood, crochet, ballet, lots and lots of drugs, or some combination of the above?

    I'll start:

    I work form home as a software developer.

    I sometimes get drunk and/or high while working. It's as awesome as it sounds.

    I do have to do live video conference calls sometimes though.

    For fun, I'm just starting to get into chemistry (bought some glassware and some boring chemicals to try a few reactions out for the fuck of it).

    I also like to read (mostly non-fiction - philosophy, science, history, etc).

    I sometimes go the nearby neighbourhood bar.

    More often though, I drink at home, and watch a bit of TV or Netflix, then passs out and start the whole cycle again.

    Oh, and I also attend a weekly group therapy thing for mental health/illness.

    How abouts y'all?
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung 2007.

    You too?

    That seems to be a happening year for inebriated driving apparently.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is it Mongo like, Mongolians?
    Or Mongo like mongoloid?
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Verspuchi didn't discover Canada ..

    Vikings did, but then they bounced cuz it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

    Samuel de Champlain is pretty much the first (non-aboriginal) Canadian.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm ashamed to say that I broke my 10 year streak of no driving under the influence the other day.

    I justified it because it was the corner store just a few blocks away, late at night, and I was driving super carefully.

    I feel bad about it though.

    No official DUI's since 2007 though.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What's the noodle cup?

    Is that like some kind of metaphor for how we're all just a bunch of dry unseasoned ramen noodles and life is all about finding that flavor that's just right, and then mingling with other noodles in the soup as a cohesive unit, all with one unitary goal of sustaining that cup of noodles for centuries to come?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost You're a woman though and I only get along with women.

    What are we gonna have a forum with just HTS, you, tech, fralala, tee hee hee, candy, mewsik, kinkou and kreepy Kay?

    It would be a total pussy fest

    Ohh, ohh, can I come to?

    Pretty please?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I dont know.. it's sick humor I thought. but then maybe it was meant to be sick humor for shock value but some people don't understand that. so you're all sitting around making what you think is dark humorist remarks and the guy next to you is already lubing up his fantasy

    I'm gonna need the robe and wizard hat for this one.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny subrural.

    Lol.

    What's that mean exactly?

    Like cookie-cutter houses but essentially farmland?

    If so, I guess I'm subrural too.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why do so many of you want to go the extra mile and sexually violate your opponent?

    Is that just some kind of natural human instinct to want to dominate an enemy, even if the reason for them being an enemy is mere happenstance?
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