Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-05-16 at 7:24 PM UTC in Platonic Crush
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I don't even desire her sexually.
   
   That's what makes this whole thing so weird to me.
   
   She just has this charisma that fucking draws you right in.
   
   I want to be in her presence, merely for the fuck of it.
2. 2020-05-16 at 7:23 PM UTC in Platonic Crush
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist Gad make her your fuck buddy.
   
   

   
   I love how it's the "do a rape" emoji.
3. 2020-05-16 at 7:22 PM UTC in Bubble guts when the dope man picks up
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I used to get a bit of a "pre-high" right when I was minutes away from getting fixed up.
   
   I think it's even a scientifically documented thing.
4. 2020-05-16 at 7:15 PM UTC in Platonic Crush
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by STER0S edit nm

   
   Now you have me intrigued about what you initially said, you saucy minx.
5. 2020-05-16 at 7:11 PM UTC in The government gave me nuclear warheads but they were damaged in the post
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I usually purchase my nuclear explosives used on craigslist to save money.
6. 2020-05-16 at 7:07 PM UTC in Platonic Crush
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Contradiction in terms?
   
   Or genuine scenario?
   
   Last night I happened to run into a friend that I used to sleep with and also had a romantic attraction towards at the time, but after all this time, no such romantic inclination exists.
   
   But I still felt this inexplicable attraction towards her that I don't ever get with my usual friends.
   
   Like, neither sexual, nor monogamously romantic, but just... A general attraction, in the most fundamental definition of the term.
   
   I'm wondering how common a thing this is; and if there happens to be a name/term for it.
7. 2020-05-16 at 6:59 PM UTC in The problem with pedofiles
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Ok at this point I can't tell the satirical nonces from the real ones.
8. 2020-05-16 at 6:56 PM UTC in Has anyone here ever been in a cuck scenario?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Like I guess typically when I think of a cucker I think of a guy thats emotionally distraught and are masochist kinda like people that cut themselves, ect..

   
   Pretty much sums it up.
   
   I could write an entire treatise on the complex nuances of a cuckoldry fetish.
   
   But I can't.
   
   Because I'm trying to rid myself of such an affliction and don't want to risk a relapse.
9. 2020-05-11 at 6:15 PM UTC in Teeth Whitening
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Wait, aren't you two the same person?
10. 2020-05-11 at 6:12 PM UTC in Petition to submit a pull to ban wariat
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm gonna go submit a pull in the other room in a few minutes.
11. 2020-05-11 at 6:11 PM UTC in I just thought of the most ingenious form of birth control...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by AngryIVer That's called 'Rape by deception' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

    
    A rape by any other name, would smell as sweet.
12. 2020-05-11 at 4:24 PM UTC in I just committed a felony...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm not morally averse to selling drugs.
    
    People need to get high and they're gonna find a way to do it.
    
    But this kid is still young and impressionable and could use some guidance in the right direction.
13. 2020-05-11 at 4:18 PM UTC in I just committed a felony...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung i dont give a fuck. Fuck him. i'd do the same to you, too.

    
    You should also molest the kid so that he has more a reason to stay high.
    
    My consulting fee is $100.
14. 2020-05-11 at 4:15 PM UTC in I just committed a felony...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung I sold heroin to an 18 year old,
    in hopes of getting him severely hooked, so I can profit from his addiction.

    
    Worse than child molestation, tbqh.
15. 2020-05-11 at 4:50 AM UTC in Miranda
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    Were you around when this guy named Skulltag would post penis torture pics to try and end Wariat threads? I’d never seen that shit before, and didn’t know it was a fetish. I now know that just about anything you can think of can be a fetish.

    
    I actually want you to torture my genitals like that.
    
    That's actually my fetish.
    
    What is wrong with me?
16. 2020-05-11 at 4:39 AM UTC in Miranda
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Stahhhhhhhhhp silly.
    
    And no I will not crush your nuts with my stilettos👠

    
    Omg please do.
17. 2020-05-11 at 4:36 AM UTC in Miranda
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist
    
    Duhhhh,
    Sorry to say but I didn’t read the OT.
    It was a tl;dr for me😁

    
    Maybe come over to my house and sleep with me.
    
    Roughly how old are you?
    
    You might be my moms age.
    
    I'm still erect.
18. 2020-05-11 at 4:30 AM UTC in Finding gadzooks a girlfriend
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks [video]https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=2ahUKEwirz_bd_KrpAhXdIDQIHcF5CL4Q8TUwAnoECBYQHg&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov[/video]

    
    Lol fucking fail.
19. 2020-05-11 at 4:30 AM UTC in Finding gadzooks a girlfriend
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    [video]https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=2ahUKEwirz_bd_KrpAhXdIDQIHcF5CL4Q8TUwAnoECBYQHg&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov[/video]
20. 2020-05-11 at 4:14 AM UTC in Finding gadzooks a girlfriend
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've actually slept with a few natives, to be honest.
    
    It's kind of a Canadian right of passage.