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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, just because Jenkem is totally legal to produce, that does not make it any less a drug than any other.

    Everybody takes drugs. It is a fundamental law of the universe.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I always thought it was weird when Elmo would come into my room late at night and how his voice was much lower and sounded like my adopted father's evil twin.

    Seriously that dude was fucked in the head and had the mask of the Zodiac (like a potato sack or cheese cloth sack with a cross near the end of it. My brother and I found it in the closet. he used to take us camping at Lake Berryessa as well.

    but this will only make me look insane and make 9/11 look like BS even though now I have connections that complete the dots.

    the CIA should hire me as a paper pusher for 75k a year so I'm too busy shutting the fuck up

    With full dental. Sound like Blackmail to you? Is Blackmail any more different than Blacklisted?

    Im not blackmailing shit.

    I saw Sesame Street go to 9/11 and CIA conspiracy theories get way too out of hand.

    I'm staying out of this one.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, it is customary that if you are a new member of NIS, even if you were originally a member of Totse or Zoklet, you must prepare enough Jenkem to satisfy a party of 12.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by xurrealist Hello, all.

    I am thrilled to stumble upon such nostalgia. I first became a "totsean" during my teen years in 2002, up until its demise. I just could not get into the spin-off forums. Now facing early mid-life crisis symptoms, I feel the need to reconnect with the things I once found comfort in, and I feel this just might be what I need.

    This might not be the right place to make this post, but I am very thrilled to be a part of something greater than myself.

    Thank you all for creating such a beautiful community!

    Just so you know, there are a few house rules in NIS-land:
    1. If you're offended by the term "niggas" in the domain name, you are too sensitive and don't belong here,
    2. If you actually are a true racist, for some reason, you will be welcomed with open arms here.
    3. If you don't know what shitposting is, just be prepared for low-quality, purely attention-seeking posts (*cough* infinitshock *cough*).
    4. Also be aware and forewarned that you just might find yourself introduced to all kinds of wacky beliefs or conspiracy theories, that you would have otherwise never imagined existed.

    Also, everyone does drugs here.

    There are maybe a few straight-edgers, but they are lame and are at peace with that, as are we.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They had the Count count through the number of K's in Ku Klux Klan

    [dracula voice]
    Ku. One K! Ahahahaha.

    [dracula voice]
    Klux. Two K! Ahahahaha.

    [dracula voice]
    Klan. Three K! Ahahahaha.

    And then they did a whole thing on Bert and Ernie being an interracial gay couple.

    Sesame Street was stirring the pot back in the day.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com oh. why K?

    See following post.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com it's a classic. I think Seasame Street or some shit.

    Yeah, it was that episode where Bigbird and Elmo went along with Oscar the Grouch to a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

    The letter of the day that episode was: "K".
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil It's not like a cockpit is a literal pit of cocks.

    Holy fuck, you just invented the most erotic horror movie.

    Coming out in 2022: Pit of Cocks.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I candyflipped yesterday and felt really close to everyone I spoke with but now that shit has gone away lol

    I'm jelly as fuck.

    I only once ever did a candyflip.

    It was at a rave and everything.

    Holy fuck was it ever intense.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Try it, it's a joke.

    I felt like hammered dogshit yesterday, but realised I forgot to take coffee or anything in the morning. I decided to just do without. By evening I wound up feeling super depressed (I have major problems with that) and had to take a bromazepam, which really helped.

    Meth and the like make me able focus, but I don't find them "fun" at all - they makes me cranky. Maybe I have ADD or something, I wish I could get some stimulant like ritalin or adderall prescribed.

    I can personally attest to Modafinil as a focusing/wakefulness drug that isn't quite as intense as most stimulants.

    I have no idea if you can even get it prescribed, but I have bought some quite easily off of the deep web markets.

    It's all the productivity, none of the euphoria.

    That may sound boring or lame, but in retrospect, it makes perfect sense to separate those two factors out.

    Euphoria can lead to procrastination (e.g.: "I could feel slightly better right now if I took another hit."... 5 minutes later... Same thoughts... ad infinitum).
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i did.

    i went to a chicken rice stall and asked for a cock rice.

    Well that right there's your problem.

    You don't want cock rice.

    You need the real thing.

    Insert rectally or orally, as your doctors prescribes.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service http://www.balmerpeakcalculator.com/

    Oh lol.

    As cool as it is that that exists, I straight up lack the self-control to moderate my drinking in such a precise fashion.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny die was ?

    Die was cast?

    Die was rolled at the craps table?

    Die Antwoord, South African rap group?

    Any of those will suffice.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can take another job that pays to pay for the job that takes.

    So you mean, like, do another job altogether that I don't like just so I can pay to do a job I do like?

    That seems a tad ridiculous.

    If you're trying to argue against the whole idea that we are all only the means of production (cogs in the machine, if you will), let me stop you right there.

    I do not intrinsically enjoy my job in the same was as I intrinsically enjoy, say, sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

    But having to work is pretty much mandatory in a functioning society, so if you can find a job that has 80% intrinsic value (joy in the job itself) as well as 20% extrinsic value (i.e. paycheques), then why the fuck not?
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny *contributes*



    That's vanilla as fuck.

    What, are you some kind of repressed Victorian era socialite from the 1800s?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how is something with a cock in it be innocent ?

    try going to fastfood joints and ask for fried cocks.

    You're just cockunsure.

    Try experimenting sometime and you might find something you like that you never would have otherwise sought out.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lies. you wouldnt like it anymore once you have to pay in order to get to do your job.

    The only reason I would be upset about that is because I wouldn't be able to pay the bills without a salary.

    I really do, believe it or not (few do because it seems like a pipe dream or a mirage), instrincically enjoy my job.

    If a communist society were to make it's way into the world, and I could be a programmer, then I could actually live with communism.

    But at the end of the day, I'm not a commie. This example just exemplifies that it is possible to find meaning in one's work.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the only thing they see are eyes to balls.

    Cocksure has to be one of the dirtiest sounding of the truly innocent sounding words/phrases.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by POLECAT hush while I bone ur avitar

    Ah, the ancient art of romance and chivalry.
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