2020-05-18 at 1:44 AM UTC
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"Hey" threads
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Are you on that voxxer or whatever?
2020-05-18 at 12:36 AM UTC
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Who does Sherri like more?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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You guys have to admit that the thirst is kinda palpable ITT.
2020-05-18 at 12:29 AM UTC
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Who does Sherri like more?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Are you guys still all in that voxxer or whatever the fuck it's called?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Does it really grind your gears?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Pics or it didn't happen.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Vincent is kind of our resident Eric Cartman.
He says all the controversial shit that none of us would say ourselves.
He's a needed character on any forum, quite frankly.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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So I'm drinking in the parking lot (it's where all the cool kids in town go to get their drink on).
This one guy pulls out a piece of tin foil.
SIDENOTE: I used to be a heroin addict, so obviously I immediately associate foil with heroin use. Especially if you're pulling that shit out in a fucking parking lot. I know you're not about to unwrap a grilled cheese sandwich.
Well, I start telling the less opiate-experienced one that he's in for a wild fucking ride if he hits that shit.
The other kid starts dropping rationalizations (and I recognize every single one of them from having dropped them all myself back in my time).
Then the one more experienced kid, of course, asks me what I even know about all this shit.
Then I ask him why he isn't shooting it.
I straight up called them both pussies for smoking their shit when they could be getting 100% return on their investment by mainlining it.
I could tell that the one kid was more receptive to my shit. The other one, he's gone/done. He will be using the needle in a year or two. That's an established fact.
Now I'm worried about the other kid though. Actually, both of them. They were like 20 years old and throwing their lives away.
2020-05-17 at 6:12 PM UTC
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Kill yourself
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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This entire thread has to be about the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the Internet.
I think I lost about 50 IQ points just skimming through it.
2020-05-17 at 11:41 AM UTC
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buckethead
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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He's not Les Claypool, right?
Why am I associating him with Primus?
2020-05-17 at 11:40 AM UTC
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buckethead
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Is that the dude from Primus?
