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2018-11-26 at 5:46 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol no i'm actually having a pretty fun night. how about your self?

Same here.

So basically, () resolved to False, which means you don't have to go jerk it (unless of course you want to).

2018-11-26 at 5:44 AM UTC in Methylphenidate and clonazepam are a match made in heaven.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Obviously a true Speedball^TM is the perfect drug combo.

An IV full of pure cocaine and pharmaceutical hydromorphone is about as close to pure bliss as you're ever gonna feel.

That being said, DO NOT TRY THIS COMBINATION, unless you already use cocaine and opiates, then it's not such a big deal.

But if you're inexperienced with drugs, you could easily:
A. Overdose.
B. Become severely addicted to the cocaine, the opiate, or both.

2018-11-26 at 5:38 AM UTC in This just may be the right place....

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by WellHung Dad, it does seem like these people can't stop posting about TOTSE AND Zoklet. Why do you suspect they are still so obsessed?

Unfortunately WellHung, my friend, if you have to ask, you will never truly understand.

Imagine you had a group of friends in high school that did everything together.

You have tons of amazing, highly emotional memories with these friends.

Then suddenly, they disappear.

That's what it's like.

2018-11-26 at 4:14 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby tl/dr you're a huge faggot and you suck dick holes like your mother used to do, capricious snake twat

If then:

2018-11-26 at 3:45 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Oh yeah, aliasing would be quite useful for that type of thing on Linux, but I'm only now learning about it.

2018-11-26 at 3:41 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Lanny I've been using curl for years and I still can't do anything fancier than grabbing a resource without reading the man page.

When it comes to some of these trivial, routine, every-day command line tasks, I find myself using Google perhaps way more than I should.

Although, after a coworker introduced me to the whole "history" command or whatever, I sometimes use that.

But for linux shell tasks on steroids: AutoHotKey + a statistical analysis of my most commonly run commands (via history) = God mode.

(NOTE that this assumes you are executing linux commands remotely via PuTTy, but from Windows. Which is ALWAYS how I work. I have no idea if there is an AutoHotKey equivalent for Linux (although I'd be surprised if there wasn't)).

2018-11-26 at 3:39 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Sudo cURL or put lift heavy things in your hand by using your bicep in a steady repetitive motion

OHHH, like Do You Even Lift, Bro?

Apparently I do not, at least not often enough, because that particular type of curling hadn't even occurred to me.

I definitely need to work out more.

2018-11-26 at 3:37 AM UTC in Amusing real-life names of different niggers

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by GGG I am arguably atheist depending on the time of the day

But are you a phat ho?

2018-11-26 at 3:35 AM UTC in Gadzooks is nice...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by tee hee hee He didn't like my post so no he isn't. Anything nice i might have said was wrong. He's the worst.

Woah, what? Gimme an example.

2018-11-26 at 3:33 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Sudo Anyways, can anyone here curl?

Like, download files in Ubuntu?

Or slide disc-shaped rocks down a lane of ice while your teammates sweep their brooms feverishly in a (typically vain) attempt to try and influence the trajectory of the disc-shaped rock so that it localizes within a set of concentric circles?

2018-11-26 at 2:52 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

The vast majority of my sexual experiences have been with women I had no long-term attachment with.

Alot of dudes would love that, and actually strive for that. But definitely not me.

It's just because I have a hard time building that kind of relationship.

2018-11-26 at 2:51 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by RisiR † Yea, especially the hard come-up while looking out the window and then realizing that I'm in a moving car that's steered by a dude who must feel the same and looking over to him having the eyes of a fucking deer and a smile from one ear to the other. Hahaha…

Yet no fear whatsoever, despite the fact that it really should be an absolutely frightening situation.

I have been in just that situation before as well.

2018-11-26 at 2:49 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by ohfralala Cuckish to sleep with a woman you aren’t in a relationship with? I don’t get it.

OHHH, I thought by "person-to-person contact" you were talking about strictly nonsexual interaction.

So I ended up going off on a totally irrelevant tangent.

2018-11-26 at 2:43 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by RisiR † I remember my first time doing 2c-B. We snorted it from the dashboard and then my buddy drove us to get some weed from strangers who were having a home-rave. That was wild.

Those are the kind of spontaneous adventures of our youth that really make life worth living.

2018-11-26 at 2:41 AM UTC in I got high from smoking a window

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by RisiR † But only when you plug smashed up shards. One guy one jar was lightyears ahead of his time.

Holy fuck I think I just bled a little out of my asshole just thinking about that.

2018-11-26 at 2:38 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by ohfralala You don’t have to have a girlfriend for person-to-person contact.

Ok, now that might be the "cuckish" part.

Personally, I like having a girlfriend. I haven't really had a steady one in close to 15 years, but I do enjoy it.

Sex and human interaction with the one right person is a fantastic thing.

But it's always great to have a futuristic, quality-engineered contraption around for those lonely nights.

2018-11-26 at 2:37 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by RisiR † I don't think some push it, pull it, pop it zimmabadingdongs can compete with a wet, hot, little pussyhole.

Yeah, but the part wrapped around the pussyhole is capable of incessantly nagging, withholding access to said pussyhole for any reason whatsoever, and requires all kinds of maintenance to keep it around and available.

2018-11-26 at 2:34 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Having a girlfriend is totally gay.

This is just a fantastic sentence.

2018-11-26 at 2:32 AM UTC in I got high from smoking a window

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by RisiR † Next time, smash and plug the shards. Tis a movement in this bitch motherfucker. Revolutionizing the fucking game my nigga. Step by step my nigga.

Just imagine that actual glass contains some kind of psychoactive alkaloid that induces pure, overwhelming euphoria, with zero side-effects, after-effects, or physical effects on the body.

We just haven't discovered it yet.

2018-11-26 at 2:30 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by ohfralala I was young and probably not taking it correctly bc I’d do just about anything back then. I was dumb.

I'm pretty sure we all go through that stage at one point or another.

Being dumb and trying strange new things out without fully considering the consequences is like, a natural part of growth for any human being.

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