Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-11-26 at 12:04 AM UTC in how 2 commit suicide
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sophie Bust a cap in your dome(head).

   
   Holy fuck I remember that meme and the Totse thread where it originated.
   
   That was some hilarious shit (stuff).
2. 2018-11-25 at 11:56 PM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Designed by H.R Giger.

   
   Ok now that is interesting.
   
   He mainly designed fictional machinery for movies.
   
   The perfect type of mind to concoct such a cool contraption.
3. 2018-11-25 at 11:51 PM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service I ordered a Tenga Flip Zero just now, from online reviews it seems like the shizzit.

   
   Holy shit, that is some impressive, detailed masturbatory engineering:
   
   
4. 2018-11-25 at 11:30 PM UTC in Butt Rails
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Fart the not absorbed smoke on a cold window for later use.

   
   There you go. Now you've got your thinking cap on!
5. 2018-11-25 at 11:20 PM UTC in Butt Rails
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   via Imgflip Meme Generator
6. 2018-11-25 at 11:16 PM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I used to have one many years ago (fleshlight).
   
   It was great, but at some point I started having some weird reaction to it. It might just have been the lube I was using though. Either way, I associated the discomfort with the whole thing and just threw it out.
   
   That was like 10 years ago.
   
   I'm considering getting another one though.
7. 2018-11-25 at 11:08 PM UTC in Butt Rails
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Relevant drug paraphernalia:
   
   
   
   
8. 2018-11-25 at 11:06 PM UTC in Butt Rails
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   TFW your quasi-troll thread turns out to be legit...
   
   

   The practice of using tobacco smoke enemas on drowning victims quickly spread as a popular way to introduce tobacco into the body to treat an array of other medical conditions including: headaches, hernias, respiratory ailments and abdominal cramps, among many other things. Tobacco enemas were even used to treat typhoid fever and during cholera outbreaks when patients were in the final stages of the illnesses.

   
   From http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/05/origin-expression-blow-smoke-ass/.
9. 2018-11-25 at 11:04 PM UTC in Butt Rails
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I don't want anybody blowing smoke up my ass.

   
   Wait a minute...
10. 2018-11-25 at 11:03 PM UTC in Butt Rails
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And don't just compliment me for the brilliant creativity of my invention. I don't want anybody blowing smoke up my ass.
11. 2018-11-25 at 11:01 PM UTC in Butt Rails
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And for some mind-blowing irony, try it with Jenkem.
12. 2018-11-25 at 10:58 PM UTC in Butt Rails
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, so I have taken a lot of different drugs rectally (mix with water and pump into rectum).
    
    I also just tried hot railing (meth) for the first time (heat end of glass tube with torch lighter, then, with other end in nose, sniff the line - it enters your nostrils as smoke).
    
    But, a thought just occurred to me...
    
    What about combining both?
    
    Would rectal veins absorb drug in smoke form?
    
    Or are the lungs the only place you can absorb drug smoke.
    
    Actually now that I think about it, it seems kinda stupid (for multiple reasons).
    
    But is it worth testing?
    
    What about using a vacuum tube (it would probably have to be a DIY project) to suck powder up into your rectum?
    
    Any brave volunteers?
13. 2018-11-25 at 10:42 PM UTC in Twisted Ferret / AdMech
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Lanny AdMech was a bro

    
    He most certainly was.
    
    We probably spent hundreds, if not thousands, of hours talking to each other on MSN messenger.
    
    We sorta saw each other as each others' dopplegangers (him being a few years younger than me).
    
    He even ended up coming to Vancouver (from some city in Texas) to meet a gal he met online.
    
    But that was one of the times I was living in Ottawa.
    
    I've lived like 90%+ of my life in and around Vancouver, but also, off and on, Ottawa (because my dad lives there).
    
    Fuck, we had a chance to chill together IRL but it didn't work out.
    
    He was a brilliant and motivated young fellow, but had a penchant for opiates, much like I did.
    
    Last I heard from him was an e-mail I got out of the blue, but he was still dealing with opiate-addiction, whereas at the time, I had been clean for a couple years or so.
    
    Very few people get clean once addicted to opiates.
    
    So statistics are stacked against him.
    
    But his brilliance, ambition, and overall character might just put him in that small percentage that find a way out.
14. 2018-11-25 at 9:37 PM UTC in Amusing real-life names of different niggers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
15. 2018-11-25 at 9:27 PM UTC in Amusing real-life names of different niggers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LOL holy shit it's real.
    
    I've always liked Texas Battle.
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Battle
16. 2018-11-25 at 9:25 PM UTC in Gadzooks is nice...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Gimme a chance and you won't regret it. Just close your eyes and make a mental list of the valuables you have.

    
    If you wear lipstick and a wig, then I'll think about it.
17. 2018-11-25 at 9:15 PM UTC in Gadzooks is nice...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'll suck your dick before and not rob you. Yea…

    
    Wait, so I get a BJ? But my stuff might be stolen?
    
    That's not a particularly appealing offer considering you're a dude (at least I'm pretty sure you are).
    
    Some dudes just say a BJ is a BJ, but for me it's gotta be from a woman.
    
    
18. 2018-11-25 at 9:07 PM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Y u no take interest in programming threads NIS?
    
    Who else besides Lanny, Sophie, and myself are programmers here?
    
    And not necessarily as a job, but even enthusiasts/hobbyists?
19. 2018-11-25 at 9:04 PM UTC in Gadzooks is nice...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Haxxor No one GAF

    
    Why do you use Zanick's avatar?
20. 2018-11-25 at 9:03 PM UTC in Gadzooks is nice...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Can I crush on your couch, homie?

    
    Probably.
    
    You score major points for being a fellow Totsean/NIS, and generally seem alright on here.
    
    You also get bonus points for a Nietzsche avatar.
    
    But I'd have to meet you first and get to know you for a bit before I decide.
    
    There's just something about Totse/NIS that attracts a lot of crazies.