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  1. #41
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    To be honest hydro was right, I have a collection of sex toys that I love and love and love them so much and I love them so don't think I am perfectly fine with this is a child who you know is a great resource for you to do with as you pile them in your garden and I love the way you look tonight when you get a refund for checking them out of your influence and your family for a while it may be a real nigga to have a good time tonight shooting the shit with a good thing to do with the world that contains stuff that you can get a ticket for less expensive than the ones you have already done
  2. #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Do you even have a dynamic flick orb bro?

    No, but I have a solid end orb.
  3. #43
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Do you even have a dynamic flick orb bro?

    Will you even reach that?
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service How can women even compete?

    I don’t really see any way they could, if you’re strictly going for maximum physical pleasure.

    Of course some people still enjoy person-to-person contact so there’s that.
  5. #45
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t really see any way they could, if you’re strictly going for maximum physical pleasure.

    Of course some people still enjoy person-to-person contact so there’s that.

    Yeah, cucks. Having a girlfriend is totally gay.
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  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Having a girlfriend is totally gay.

    This is just a fantastic sentence.
  7. #47
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't think some push it, pull it, pop it zimmabadingdongs can compete with a wet, hot, little pussyhole.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Yeah, cucks. Having a girlfriend is totally gay.

    You don’t have to have a girlfriend for person-to-person contact.
  9. #49
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I don't think some push it, pull it, pop it zimmabadingdongs can compete with a wet, hot, little pussyhole.

    Yeah, but the part wrapped around the pussyhole is capable of incessantly nagging, withholding access to said pussyhole for any reason whatsoever, and requires all kinds of maintenance to keep it around and available.
  10. #50
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You don’t have to have a girlfriend for person-to-person contact.

    Ok, now that might be the "cuckish" part.

    Personally, I like having a girlfriend. I haven't really had a steady one in close to 15 years, but I do enjoy it.

    Sex and human interaction with the one right person is a fantastic thing.

    But it's always great to have a futuristic, quality-engineered contraption around for those lonely nights.
  11. #51
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah, but the part wrapped around the pussyhole is capable of incessantly nagging, withholding access to said pussyhole for any reason whatsoever, and requires all kinds of maintenance to keep it around and available.

    A rag with chloroform isn't that much maintenance.
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  12. #52
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, now that might be the "cuckish" part.

    Personally, I like having a girlfriend. I haven't really had a steady one in close to 15 years, but I do enjoy it.

    Cuckish to sleep with a woman you aren’t in a relationship with? I don’t get it.


    Originally posted by gadzooks Sex and human interaction with the one right person is a fantastic thing.

    But it's always great to have a futuristic, quality-engineered contraption around for those lonely nights.

    Yes both scenarios have their advantages/disadvantages.
  13. #53
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Cuckish to sleep with a woman you aren’t in a relationship with? I don’t get it.

    OHHH, I thought by "person-to-person contact" you were talking about strictly nonsexual interaction.

    So I ended up going off on a totally irrelevant tangent.
  14. #54
    Ah no I was including that in sexual intercourse as opposed to strictly masturbating.
  15. #55
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The vast majority of my sexual experiences have been with women I had no long-term attachment with.

    Alot of dudes would love that, and actually strive for that. But definitely not me.

    It's just because I have a hard time building that kind of relationship.

  16. #56
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's pretty depressing. I don't even think you're straight goytoy. It's strange that you'd be purchasing sex toys from fucking China designed for losers who fail at fucking women when you could just be banging dudes on grinder and be honest with yourself.

    It's just weird you'd go to all this trouble to try to convince yourself there's a straight bone in your body (hehe) when you'd likely be much happier if you admitted you like cock. It's 2018 nobody is going to judge you ffs. Being a weak effeminate weeaboo sex toy fucker is infinitely worse than just being a gay guy who does gay things. At least then you'd have accomplishments and start moving in the right direction with your life. Until you do that you're going to remain in the same sad state of affairs, fucking some Chinese plastic and furiously fighting away imaginary penises from your brain
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