Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-05-29 at 12:36 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls I have no experience with them either, it just sounds like more fun

   
   Alright let's make it nunchucks.
   
   We'll both look absolutely ridiculous trying to swing those things around.
   
   It will be fun for everyone around.
2. 2020-05-29 at 12:32 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls I'm more of a ninja
   
   I'll let you choose from katana, ninjato, nunchucks, shuriken or just a fucken fist fight (kicks allowed)

   
   I have like zero experience/training with any of those weapons.
   
   I guess a good old fashioned fist/foot fight.
3. 2020-05-29 at 12:29 AM UTC in GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ok side by side for sure. When can we do the ceremony? How many people are you inviting

   
   Probably nobody to be honest.
   
   The more people that know about it, the higher chance that someone might leak something to whatever INS equivalent we have here.
4. 2020-05-29 at 12:26 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls Back off!!!

   
   I like you Grylls, but we may have to quarrel.
   
   Pistols at dawn?
5. 2020-05-29 at 12:24 AM UTC in GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Daddyissues Wtf!

   
   If you happen to want Canadian citizenship, I'll marry you.
   
   Sorry §m£ÂgØL, if she wants it, she kinda has dibs. I'll marry you after.
   
   Unless they allow polygamy here.
   
   Maybe in rural Alberta.
6. 2020-05-29 at 12:22 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Daddyissues Nothing.

   
   I bet you wear it really well, too.
7. 2020-05-29 at 12:21 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Daddyissues Ur welcome bb.

   
   What are you wearing right now?
8. 2020-05-29 at 12:19 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Daddyissues REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS!

   
   I don't even know what that is but thank you for letting me in.
9. 2020-05-29 at 12:19 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Really High Orphans Being High?
10. 2020-05-29 at 12:18 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Right Hand Of Beautiful Homosexual?
11. 2020-05-29 at 12:18 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Rhubarb?
12. 2020-05-29 at 12:17 AM UTC in Jason Derulo followed me back on tiktok
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm still trying to figure out who RHOBHORH (sp?) is.
13. 2020-05-29 at 12:13 AM UTC in GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What, you want me to eat your ass?

    
    Lol not particularly.
    
    In fact, the only reason I would even care about any of the cooking and cleaning and serving me drinks is because I really don't like living with other people, so those tasks would be compensation for having to live with another person.
    
    Mostly, though, I would be doing it to help a friend out.
    
    We would also sleep in seperate beds too.
    
    Or we'd have those side by side twin beds like married couples on 50's TV shows.
14. 2020-05-29 at 12:03 AM UTC in GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'll have to think about the dick sucking part (even with the wig), but the rest sounds pretty reasonable.
15. 2020-05-29 at 12 AM UTC in I'm running for president
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm still trying to understand where the $10,000 a week UBI is coming from.
16. 2020-05-28 at 11:55 PM UTC in Why are you normies in this site at 5am
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm so old school, I still send my dick pics in Morse code over telegraph.
17. 2020-05-28 at 11:51 PM UTC in Why are you normies in this site at 5am
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood as soon as someone lets their dick fly through some fiber optic cables it's suddenly rape

    
    It's definitely not equivalent to rape. Not even close.
    
    But it's also not really a trivial thing either.
18. 2020-05-28 at 11:49 PM UTC in Why are you normies in this site at 5am
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah it's the whole unsolicited part that makes it substantially different from a mutual exchange of pics.
    
    I used to have an escort for a roommate.
    
    I still remember when she would post one of her ads, suddenly there are fucking dick pics flying in like it's some kind of dicker tape parade.
    
    I used to not see it as that big of a deal, until I actually saw what it's like first hand.
19. 2020-05-28 at 11:40 PM UTC in Summers in college at U of I were the greatest...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You can find some real sexy sluts at those places. I knocked off class early once to eat a girl out and get drunk

    
    Now THAT'S the college experience.
20. 2020-05-28 at 11:38 PM UTC in Why are you normies in this site at 5am
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, time zones aren't a thing.