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GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL
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2020-05-29 at 12:02 AM UTCI want you to marry me for Canadian citizenship. In return I will cook, clean, pour your drinks, and suck your dick. We can get divorced after a few years if you want.
I'll even wear a wig.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-29 at 12:03 AM UTCI'll have to think about the dick sucking part (even with the wig), but the rest sounds pretty reasonable.
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2020-05-29 at 12:05 AM UTCWhat, you want me to eat your ass?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-29 at 12:10 AM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 12:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What, you want me to eat your ass?
Lol not particularly.
In fact, the only reason I would even care about any of the cooking and cleaning and serving me drinks is because I really don't like living with other people, so those tasks would be compensation for having to live with another person.
Mostly, though, I would be doing it to help a friend out.
We would also sleep in seperate beds too.
Or we'd have those side by side twin beds like married couples on 50's TV shows. -
2020-05-29 at 12:17 AM UTCWtf!
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2020-05-29 at 12:22 AM UTCBaby just say yes
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2020-05-29 at 12:24 AM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 12:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Lol not particularly.
In fact, the only reason I would even care about any of the cooking and cleaning and serving me drinks is because I really don't like living with other people, so those tasks would be compensation for having to live with another person.
Mostly, though, I would be doing it to help a friend out.
We would also sleep in seperate beds too.
Or we'd have those side by side twin beds like married couples on 50's TV shows.
Ok side by side for sure. When can we do the ceremony? How many people are you inviting -
2020-05-29 at 12:29 AM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 12:32 AM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 4:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Probably nobody to be honest.
The more people that know about it, the higher chance that someone might leak something to whatever INS equivalent we have here.
I promise I won't tell anyone. We can keep it small. 20-30 people. Just for appearances, you know? We'll do the dress, the cake, the party, the kissing and dancing. Just for appearances. We have to make it look convincing that we're gay. That means a honeymoon of course, which I don't mind paying for. We can go anywhere in the world you want.
The only thing is that my parents are very traditional and will want to watch us consummate the marriage. They're accepting of course, they know I'm gay. Very new age. But very traditional. So we'll have to fuck at least once.
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2020-05-29 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I promise I won't tell anyone. We can keep it small. 20-30 people. Just for appearances, you know? We'll do the dress, the cake, the party, the kissing and dancing. Just for appearances. We have to make it look convincing that we're gay. That means a honeymoon of course, which I don't mind paying for. We can go anywhere in the world you want.
The only thing is that my parents are very traditional and will want to watch us consummate the marriage. They're accepting of course, they know I'm gay. Very new age. But very traditional. So we'll have to fuck at least once.
For appearances, of course.
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2020-05-29 at 5:12 PM UTCits not for you to read.
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2020-05-29 at 5:14 PM UTCOmg I'm crieing can I be a maid of honor
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2020-05-29 at 5:15 PM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 5:15 PM UTCI will be the priest I just got ordained online so just let me know when you picked out your little ring boy so I can run a few practice rehearsals with him beforehand thanks fellas.
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2020-05-29 at 5:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I will be the priest I just got ordained online so just let me know when you picked out your little ring boy so I can run a few practice rehearsals with him beforehand thanks fellas.
That doesn't make you a priest that just makes you an ordained minister. We need a priest. I will not have my little ring boy put in the hands of some online creep! -
2020-05-29 at 5:19 PM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That doesn't make you a priest that just makes you an ordained minister. We need a priest. I will not have my little ring boy put in the hands of some online creep!
I know a guy who knows a priest so whatever. I practically am one. It's fine. I know what I'm doing.
