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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wanna see me shake the very foundation of the meaning of post count?

    I don't want to dissuade you from upping your post count by making meaningful contributions to discussions, no matter how inane they might be on a site like this.

    But...

  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Cute.

  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm going to file a patent on the conversion of inhaled oxygen to carbon dioxide.

    Then every breath any human takes will incur royalties charges.

    I'll charge like $10 per breath.

    I'll be the richest motherfucker ever.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I don't accept compliments very often but this one strokes me right where it hurts. you're not the first person to comment on my ability to take the wind out of anyone's sails. sometimes I wonder how I got here. at one point I was an idealist -

    ah who am I kidding, I've always been a cynical bastard, even when I was filled with the idealism of youth. it does sometimes surprise me just how cynical and contradictory and nihilistic I am sometimes, every now and then I get a birds eye view and I don't really want to fuck with it because its like an earth quake or a tsunami. there's just no hope for you - everything you love is trash, everything you know is a lie, you're a fraud, and you probably appreciate me because you realize "yeah, im kinda full of shit and this entire life is pretty bullshit."

    or maybe not, idk. it's very easy to mythologize yourself. maybe the suffering that I've experienced has conditioned me to be negative. I don't believe nihilism is inherently negative, though. nihilism is the great equalizer. the same way the revolver made a granny equal to a 300 pound thug, nihilism allows the common man to attack philosophers, and the philosophies of the system that controls them. you should always assume the worst in people, be skeptical of any sort of movements, reject any type of utopianism, utilitarinaism, basically anytime you see some fucker saying "I think I can help people" you have to shoot that fucker right away.

    The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and only hell has paved roads because God can't get a loan.

    Minus the pro-violence rhetoric (although it may just be meant to be taken allegorically, I have no idea), I find your worldview not too dissimilar to my own.

    My worldview might just be like the toned-down PG-13 rated version of yours.

    Yours would be banned from every form of media, and be given some kind of R2 rating, if continuing in the movie-rating analogy.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb It's Monday here.

    So you ordered a credit card to some other hemisphere (i.e. OUTSIDE OF CANADA)?

    Come on, man.

    Don't try to shit a shitter.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb The credit card in your name came in today but you are right, the max is $299

    Also, I know the card wouldn't come in that quickly.

    DUDE IT'S THE WEEKEND.

    Remember...

    Originally posted by gadzooks Credit card, cheque, and bank fraud mostly.

    Originally posted by gadzooks I know too much about credit card fraud to ever be victimized by it.

    (Again, revealing some very personal information about myself).
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb The credit card in your name came in today but you are right, the max is $299

    I got creditkarma.ca, bruh.



    I'll know if any inquiries were made to TransUnion / EquiFax.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Obviously I meant the following...

    You can reveal some of the most depressing truths about reality, and yet you say it with such conviction and poetic description that one can't help but rethink every thought or belief they once held dear to them.

    But leaving the above post in tact for both posterity and hilarity.
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    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box women are cum dumpsters meant to make more babies. the only function of sex is more babies. the fact that you enjoy sex has nothing to do with anything. all sex beyond producing tons of more screaming fucking babies is nothing but degeneracy. no one deserves respect. you're all a bunch of already decaying organic matter that's greatest moments consist of the exchange of fluids. the fuck is that? this dumb slut is attractive because she's young, not fat, covered in makeup, and in a submissive position. give her 10 more years, 40 more pounds, a lot less self care and a more antagonistic position and you have the average woman.

    How are you so nihilistic?

    You are truly a marvel to behold.

    Maybe that's why I like you so much.

    You can reveal some of the most depressing truths about reality, and yet you say it with such conviction and poetic description that one can't help but rethink every thought or belief they once held dear to them.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box did you wake up? I'm still drinking. did the benzos finally do you in?

    I pussied right the fuck out and passed out for like 12 hours.

    Picking up where I left off though, lol...
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    Wow my spelling is getting more and more retarded by the day.

    I might have to lay off the liquor, benzos, and dissociatives.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost If you like this you're a pedophile btw


    How old is she?

    I mean, I'm rational and honest enough to admit she seems sexually attractive, without having to know an exact number full rotations the Earth has taken around the Sun since she was born.

    But I would have to say borderline.

    Like there's a way in which even younger teenage girls start to have sexually developed features, and to whatever extent they have these features, they will be, to use most colloquial term possible: "hot". Thus they will stimulate arousal in any adult male.

    But I'm 34 now, I don't find myself as attracted to such youthfulnesss as I once was.

    One of the last women I slept with was 19 (I was 33), and even that felt weird.

    It was 100% legal, of course, but it all just gave me kinda icky feelings.

    But I care a great deal for her, though. In fact, I get more icky feelings that brought her up to use as an example like that. She deserves more respect than to server as some example of how I define sexual desirability.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost White people are literally rattoxing each other for being attracted to pubescent (read: Sexually Mature) girls.

    Meanwhile brown people are arranging marriages for 12 year olds and taking over the country.

    The world really is becoming stranger (maybe shittier is a better descriptor) with each passing day.
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