Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-12-20 at 3:06 AM UTC in daily reminder I made malice kill himself
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash quantaneously.

   
   So adding this to my vocabulary...
2. 2018-12-20 at 3:03 AM UTC in Concerta. Sort it?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   One time I took a fuckton of methylphenidate, started having a panic attack, and posted about in BLTC.
   
   Panthrax/Grimace talked me down from it.
   
   I literally thought I was dying.
3. 2018-12-20 at 3:02 AM UTC in Concerta. Sort it?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Admittedly, I had to google it...
   
   So it's basically ritalin, then, right?
   
   Methylphenidate is Methylphenidate, right?
4. 2018-12-20 at 2:57 AM UTC in LANNY:send these zoklet fags to the gulags
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
   You have selected, regicide.
   
   If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
5. 2018-12-20 at 2:54 AM UTC in How do you rate your skill in cunnilingus?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   0.
6. 2018-12-20 at 2:53 AM UTC in Love is a Myth
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I refuse to believe that there are people out there that experience this so called "Love" emotion.
   
   You're absolutely full of it if you make such claims.
   
   Being "in love" is basically just being in a major manic episode sprinkled with delusions of grandeur and self-importance.
   
   Romantic love is nothing but a myth that is perpetuated by greeting card companies and their ilk, as well as deluded "lovers" out there who are somehow tricked into believing they're "in love."
   
   Your brain is playing tricks on you, and you, in turn, play tricks on the rest of us.
   
   You never have experienced true love, because it doesn't exist.
   
   If you make any such claim, you are either in true denial, or are being intentionally deceptive and dishonest.
   
   For shame.
   
   Swallow the cold, hard, black pill that love is naught but fantasy and delusion.
   
   Either that, or teach me how to believe in such fantasy and fairy tails with such vigor, despite the transient and flimsy nature of such beliefs.
   
   If you can sustain such delusions for any amount of time, you may be dumb and gullible, but you're happier than I am.
   
   I'll take dumb, gullible, and happy over the black pill.
   
   But can it be taught?
7. 2018-12-20 at 2:44 AM UTC in LANNY:send these zoklet fags to the gulags
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Ban everyone.
   
   Ban the following IP addresses: *.*.*.*
8. 2018-12-20 at 2:43 AM UTC in I HAS CONSPIRARY THEERY!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   All I know is I love that movie (Heat). That's all I came in to say.
9. 2018-12-20 at 1:57 AM UTC in Plans for Christmas?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This Christmas I plan on drinking, and that's about it.
   
   I don't do the whole family thing.
   
   Now all you Hanukkah celebrators might do things differently, but I barely celebrate Christmas as is, and might even experiment with Kwanzaa this year.
10. 2018-12-19 at 5:33 PM UTC in 🎄 What do you want for christmas? 🎄
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This Christmas I just plan on getting drunk.
11. 2018-12-19 at 8:12 AM UTC in Just everybody calm down! It's C-hristamastime
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick how about you hit the crack pipe and machine gun your family slowly with fava beans and I make them into a holiday stew

    
    Don't forget the Chianti.
12. 2018-12-19 at 8:12 AM UTC in Just everybody calm down! It's C-hristamastime
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I may even do some DXM this Christmas.
13. 2018-12-19 at 8:09 AM UTC in Just everybody calm down! It's C-hristamastime
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ughhu How were you able to type the c word

    
    C-u-n-t. Cunt.
    
    Like that.
    
    
    
    But seriously, Merry Christmas, my dear.
14. 2018-12-19 at 4:13 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com I said crush up and shoot it into your peen. that is purely voluntary.
    
    I have no idea if it would work. i was just told it's made from estrogen and progestin which I would think would shrink your nads over time

    
    There's no particular reason to shoot it DIRECTLY into one's penis.
15. 2018-12-19 at 4:12 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Yeah that’s the implant they get in their arm.

    
    Yeah, I've had some lady friends on it.
    
    I'm super experimental and open-minded and kinda wanna try it myself.
    
    Obviously not because I need it, but just to see what it does to me.
16. 2018-12-19 at 4:07 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    DEPO-PROVERA... I was trying to think of what it was called...
    
    Yeah, it technically is birth-control.
    
    If I could get a prescription, I'd experiment with it.
    
    Not because I need it to keep from...
    
    
    
    But because I would love the distraction from all thoughts of a sexual nature.
17. 2018-12-19 at 4:04 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com crush up some birth control pills and cook it and shoot that shit into your peen directly.

    
    See, you're delving into sadism.
    
    You're alone there.
    
    I support voluntary and humane chemical castration.
    
    Anything involuntary and it becomes a human rights issue.
18. 2018-12-19 at 4:02 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by you_just_got_called_a_faggot Faggot.

    
    Takes one to know one.
19. 2018-12-19 at 3:57 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Physical castration is barbaric though, even for the barbarians promoting rape around here.
20. 2018-12-19 at 3:57 AM UTC in How can I check when women are ovulating so I can give them a rape baby
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com You people are really dark and fucked up for finding rape humorous.

    
    Yeah there is definitely a lot of edge-lording in here...
    
    

    Originally posted by totse3.com next time you get an urge, buy a fleshlight or something and jerk your cock off until you sprain the fucking thing. all of you should be chemically castrated you sick fucks.

    
    I was about to call you out for being a bit harsh, but actually, chemical castration is reversible.
    
    So I 100% support shorter prison sentences for sex offenders who voluntarily undergo chemical castration on a monitored basis.
    
    I mean, fuck, I've thought of chemically castrating myself just for the fuck of it.
    
    Imagine being completely undistracted by women...
    
    I'd probably become some kind of universal expert at everything in a matter of days.
    
    If I could buy the requisite drugs at the corner store, I'd have chemically castrated myself years ago.