Just everybody calm down! It's C-hristamastime

1. 2018-12-19 at 3:44 AM UTC

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   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   I almost for got the E
2. 2018-12-19 at 3:45 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Oh Christmas time. Perfect for celebrating Christmas and Kwanzaa.
3. 2018-12-19 at 3:46 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   How were you able to type the c word
4. 2018-12-19 at 3:47 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Christmas
5. 2018-12-19 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   I think I am going to finish this beer and go to bed. Fuck this thread as you see fit.
6. 2018-12-19 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Perfect time To drink multiple bottles of champagne before breakfast and open gifts. Thanks to the baby Jesus for dying so I can open gifts
7. 2018-12-19 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   And then I lift my beer and the coaster drops off and falls between the chairs, fuck!
8. 2018-12-19 at 8:09 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ughhu How were you able to type the c word

   
   C-u-n-t. Cunt.
   
   Like that.
   
   
   
   But seriously, Merry Christmas, my dear.
9. 2018-12-19 at 8:11 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   how about you hit the crack pipe and machine gun your family slowly with fava beans and I make them into a holiday stew
10. 2018-12-19 at 8:12 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I may even do some DXM this Christmas.
11. 2018-12-19 at 8:12 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick how about you hit the crack pipe and machine gun your family slowly with fava beans and I make them into a holiday stew

    
    Don't forget the Chianti.
12. 2018-12-19 at 8:15 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I substitute wine in my cooking with sacrificial blood to bring out notes of anguish in the resulting dish
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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