Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-02 at 12:11 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I got laid off a couple weeks ago, and today's my official last day.
   
   I telecommute 99% of the time though.
2. 2019-02-02 at 12:10 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Where are you going? Is it your dad's weekend?

   
   Lol.
   
   Nah I'm going into the office to drop off the company's laptop and the parking Keys and access card.
3. 2019-02-01 at 11:57 PM UTC in Fear an ounce
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by apric0t ang er

   
   Bangers and mash?
4. 2019-02-01 at 11:54 PM UTC in Ban CandyRein
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   CandyRein is the sweetest person on this whole site, yet has the toughest exterior (out of necessity, because people ALWAYS pick on her here, for reasons I will never truly understand).
5. 2019-02-01 at 11:52 PM UTC in Ban CandyRein
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Can’t skip over the $4 dick suckin like it’s nothing
   
   Splain

   
   A man's gotta eat.
6. 2019-02-01 at 11:51 PM UTC in For the longest time, I thought 30 Rock was a show about crack
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls it’s a show called 3rd rock from the sun

   
   That one is a 90's classic.
   
   I've seen every episode at least a couple times
7. 2019-02-01 at 11:50 PM UTC in For the longest time, I thought 30 Rock was a show about crack
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Lol nah, for real tho, it's about a fictional NBC show that Tina Fey's character (something Lemon... Been a while since I saw it) is a writer on. The name is from the NYC building at 30 Rockefeller Plaza where NBC is actually located.
8. 2019-02-01 at 11:48 PM UTC in For the longest time, I thought 30 Rock was a show about crack
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Meth.
9. 2019-02-01 at 11:42 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Oh also, I rocked that piss just now.
   
   It was orgasmic.
10. 2019-02-01 at 11:42 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls i guess you like
    being alone all the time 😕

    
    PoorlyHung is, sadly, the most pathetic creature on this entire site - a site full of reprobates and other social misfits, no less.
    
    He will always seek out e-rivalries to try to give his life something at least resembling meaning.
11. 2019-02-01 at 11:40 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung If you weren't such a drunken, pathetic lush ..you'd have a driver's license and wud be able to drive yourself places.👍

    
    I have a license, dumbass.
    
    I care about the environment tho.
    
    Actually I just don't require a vehicle all that much.
    
    Also, get yourself one of these and get off of my dick. PLEASE.
12. 2019-02-01 at 11:29 PM UTC in Canada yet again pisses it's fucking pants
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls i thought that’s what plugging was too

    
    We are not alone.
    
    There are dozens of us.
13. 2019-02-01 at 11:28 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls enjoy holding your piss in for another 3 hours

    
    Lol. That is most certainly a concern that crosses my mind before hand every time... If you prepare by cutting back on water intake beforehand, you can minimize the impact... But yeah, I gotta rock a piss like nobody's business. I'm just lucky there's a connecting bus I have to catch. I just know there's a bush right by the bus exchange with my name on it.
14. 2019-02-01 at 11:25 PM UTC in Fear an ounce
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    An ounce of quality crack induces the very opposite of fear (announced or otherwise) in me.
    
    Sexual arousal, I guess?
15. 2019-02-01 at 11:21 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Shut up, dork. Your stories are lame and boring.

    
    Wow... The irony of you saying those words is so surreal that melting clocks and apple headed folk would lose their shit.
    
    You're not only simultaneously the boringest AND most prolific poster here, but also have a creepy overwhelming tendency to hold grudges for silly amounts of time.
    
    I hope you get yourself sorted out.
16. 2019-02-01 at 11:18 PM UTC in Canada yet again pisses it's fucking pants
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls okay pillpooper

    
    One time, I tried plugging an ecstacy pill (like 15 year ago)... I thought plugging meant you literally just stick a whole pill or whatever right up there (not dissolved as a solution).
    
    I was shitting purple for days.
    
    Literal Pillpooper.
17. 2019-02-01 at 11:14 PM UTC in Are there any other good forums or websites?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    No.
18. 2019-02-01 at 11:08 PM UTC in For the longest time, I thought 30 Rock was a show about crack
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I mean... "30 Rock"...? Come on.
19. 2019-02-01 at 11:05 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There was a dude that got on for about half an hour and was a REALLY chatty Cathy. You know those types that refuse to leave even a moment of silence in a conversation? We talked about the pros and cons of HIV HOV lanes, both left and right side; fiber optic cable tunnels; car fob malfunctions; self-driving cars (and some of their more concerning caveats).
    
    He wasn't a bad dude or anything, but I am happy that I can listen to music now.
    
    Drinks plus music make any long commute bearable.
20. 2019-02-01 at 11:02 PM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm currently about 20% of the way through 4+ hour commute. I get bored during such excursions so grabbed a bottle of gin and a bottle of orange juice - poured the gin into the OJ - and am sippin that shit on the bus, and nobody's the wiser.
    
    They just think I'm some really thirsty, calcium deficient dude.
    
    Anyone else drink on public transit or greyhound-style bus trips?