Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-09 at 3:47 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
2. 2019-02-09 at 3:41 AM UTC in I have lived a life chock-full of rejection and failure...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, that makes it difficult to celebrate the scores of women i have slept with.

   
   *(male) blow up dolls.
   
   Fixed that for you.
   
   Don't worry about payment, that one was on the house.
3. 2019-02-07 at 12 AM UTC in Christianity BTFO'd
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life All that stuff came from Goyim after Christianity got spread by Jesus's little coven to Greece and Italy.

   
   There's reference to the holy trinity and transubstantiation in the New Testament books (Mathew, etc).
   
   

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Turn the other cheek literally means if someone hits you, make it easier for him to hit you again. It has nothing to do with perseverance, it's about rejection of the world - which is a major theme in the more esoteric forms of Christian worship.

   
   

   It is peculiar to man to love even those who do wrong. And this happens, if when they do wrong it occurs to thee that they are kinsmen, and that they do wrong through ignorance and unintentionally, and that soon both of you will die; and above all, that the wrong-doer has done thee no harm, for he has not made thy ruling faculty worse than it was before.

   
   Marcus Aurelius (Meditations).
   
   

   When a man has done thee any wrong, immediately consider with what opinion about good or evil he has done wrong. For when thou hast seen this, thou wilt pity him, and wilt neither wonder nor be angry. For either thou thyself thinkest the same thing to be good that he does or another thing of the same kind. It is thy duty then to pardon him. But if thou dost not think such things to be good or evil, thou wilt more readily be well disposed to him who is in error.

   
   Marcus Aurelius (Meditations).
   
   

   And Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”

   
   Luke 23:34.
4. 2019-02-06 at 11:21 PM UTC in Christianity BTFO'd
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Yeah that's the basic bitch take, but the books of the bible have many such differences of opinion between different writers and protagonists. And the books were written over thousands of years, so they reflect our intellectual development as well.
   
   However, if you read the bible carefully, and with a critical eye you'll find that it's pretty much all the same bronze age jedi bullshit no matter what way you spin it.

   
   Of course there will be variations between the different books of each testament as well, but the general themes vary in some significant ways.
   
   For example, Christianity incorporated Platonism/Neo-Platonism, which is where stuff like the Holy Trinity came from, and transubstantiation and the like.
   
   It also started incorporating Stoicism from the Roman tradition as well. That's where the "turn-the-other-cheek" stuff comes from. It's like practically quoted directly from Marcus Aurelius himself.
   
   And yes, you're right that there is also a chronological spread within each testament (for each book to have been written), but the differences between each book within each testament is a lot narrower than the difference between each testament as a whole.
5. 2019-02-06 at 11:05 PM UTC in Holy shit... Infinityshock == Aludin?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Aludin was obsessed with black people and spamming offensive images to get a rise out of people (very often involving cocks).
   
   Granted, one slight difference is that Aludin's obsession with blacks was more positive back then, but still... An obsession is an obsession. Any Freudian psychiatrist would have a field day with analyzing infinityshock's obsessions.
   
   One thing that a more reasonable side of me would like to believe kills this theory is that, over the years, Aludin would now be not only 10-15 years older, but also 10-15 years more mature...
   
   At least, I like to think that's how people develop over the course of nearly two decades. Maybe my faith in humanity is a tad in excess.
6. 2019-02-06 at 11 PM UTC in Christianity BTFO'd
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddyyyy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockkkey....... the entire bible is a work of fiction

   
   
7. 2019-02-06 at 10:02 PM UTC in Christianity BTFO'd
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Admittedly, I have not read either Testament in their entirety, but what I have gleaned from a somewhat cursory reading of the history of Christianity, all the "eye-for-an-eye" vengeance type stuff seems to be from the Old Testament, whereas the "turn-the-other-cheek" forgiveness type stuff is pretty much all from the New Testament.
   
   Old Testament == jedi Bible.
   New Testament == Christian Bible.
   
   Also, to confuse the fuck out of things...
   
   Old Testament is also (part of) the Christian Bible.
   
   There's a reason lots of skeptics have such an easy time finding contradictions in Christian theology.
8. 2019-02-04 at 4:47 AM UTC in Microsoft Office
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   2010?
   
   Dafuq?
   
   Can't tell if serious or not...
   
   If you're being for real and just need a word processing suite, just get Open Office.
   
   I haven't used MS Office in years.
9. 2019-02-04 at 3:52 AM UTC in Hey sophie
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I accessed your mom's nas last night.
10. 2019-02-04 at 1:55 AM UTC in This thread is a YouTube comments section
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    2019?
11. 2019-02-03 at 11:56 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I was just wondering. U don't have to name call.

    
    lolwut?
    
    I never "name called".
    
    You, however, referred to a whole list of people as "fuckheads".
    
    Pretty sure that is name calling.
12. 2019-02-03 at 11:55 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls what the fuck im actually on there

    
    Which list?
    
    Also, under what username?
13. 2019-02-03 at 11:49 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Who are those fuckheads & what's the point of posting them?

    
    It's called nostalgia/sentimentality...
    
    Just curious, do you keep photos of memorable occasions?
    
    If you do, then verified hypocrite (tbh).
14. 2019-02-03 at 11:47 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ahh, the sweet, sweet nostalgia...
15. 2019-02-03 at 11:46 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Here's something from 2009 listing the most prolific Totse posters (posted on Zoklet)...
    
    

    The Top 100 Totse Posters
    
    RIP Totse. 10 years worth of posts and knowledge have now faded into oblivion. Here's the top 100 posters: people who most probably deserve some recognition for helping to make Totse the place what it was and which will live on in our memories.
    
    1. ArgonPlasma2000 - 35,995 (Moderator 2003-04-05) PRESENT
    
    2. robinhoody - 25,875 (Regular 2004-02-10)
    
    3. Metaphysicist - 24,118 (Super Moderator 2001-02-17) PRESENT
    
    4. jackketch - 23,435 (Moderator 2003-03-05) PRESENT
    
    5. moonmeister - 19,557 (Regular 2003-10-01)
    
    6. reject - 18,888 (Regular 2004-10-24) PRESENT AND AWAITING FANMAIL
    
    7. yoyobek - 18,720 (Regular 2003-05-22)
    
    8. ComradeAsh - 18,083 (Regular 2002-09-12) PRESENT
    
    9. mizled - 17,532 (Regular 2003-02-05) PRESENT
    
    10. stupid noob - 17,504 (Moderator 2004-02-23)
    
    11. Snoopy - 17,203 (Regular 2003-04-24)
    12. nuclearrabbit -16,623 (Regular 2005-10-10)
    13. HTS-Noob - 16,084 (Regular 2006-02-21)
    14. napoleon_complex -15,720 (regular 2004-05-29)
    15. Rizzo in a box - 15,100 (Regular 2005-10-07)
    16. gadzooks - 14,159 (Regular 2004-06-18)
    17. The_Rabbi 14,144 (Regular 2003-10-11)
    18. ArmsMerchant -13,807 (Moderator 2003-01-22) PRESENT as Greyfox
    19. ytter_man - 13,655 (Regular 2002-11-01)
    20. Social Junker - 13,648 (Moderator2004-04-16)
    
    21. DerDrache 13,303 (Regular 2006-02-21) PRESENT I think…
    22. Zay -13,230 (Moderator 2005-08-15) PRESENT
    23. Township Rebellion - 13,188 (Regular 2002-03-07)
    24. sybil - 13,165 (Moderator 2003-06-25) PRESENT
    25. The Shady Dealer - 12,685 (Regular2006-02-20)
    26. DA - 12,647 (Regular 2005-05-29)
    27. DuckWarri0r - 12,563 (Regular 2001-07-26)
    28. Hazey - 12,422 (Regular 2004-06-04)
    29. Mokothar - 12,264 (Moderator 2004-08-04)
    30. DiStOrTiOn - 11,997 (Regular 2005-09-10)
    
    31. Tommy Lund 11,971 (Regular 2005-08-15) PRESENT
    32. Sponsored Link 11,948 (Regular 2006-05-27) PRESENT
    33. Cboys 11,879 (Regular 2004-12-05)
    34. Rust 11,861 (Regular 2003-03-05)
    35. Jeff Hunter 11,621 (Administrator 1989-06-09)
    36. Random_Looney 11,614 (Moderator 2005-05-19)
    37. CarbonB11,524 (Regular 2003-09-09)
    38 enigma 11,485 (Regular 2000-03-31)
    39 Taipan Enigma 11,482 ( Regular 2006-04-19)
    40 XiPPiLLi 11,477 (Moderator 2002-10-16) PRESENT
    
    41 Euda 11,466 ( Regular 2005-08-15)
    42 whocares123 11,465 ( Regular 2004-02-07) PRESENT
    43 lifejunkie 11,355 (Regular 2003-01-24)
    44. among_the_living 11,286 (Regular 2005-05-13)
    45. EssJay 11,185 (Regular 2003-06-28) PRESENT
    46. xilikeeggs0 11,179 (Regular 2006-06-27) PRESENT
    47. 33% God 11,078 (Moderator 2004-02-16) PRESENT
    48. insaneike_420 10,771 (Regular 2003-04-08)
    49. Gustave 10,739 (Regular 2004-03-21)
    50. ate 10,722 (Regular 2006-06-27)
    
    51. Toothlessjoe 10,709 (Regular 2004-07-26)
    52. Loc Dogg 10,618 ( Regular 2003-09-18)
    53. WritingANovel 10,496 ( Regular 2006-05-13)
    54. I Love Poop 10,495 ( Regular 2002-03-11)
    55. ftwchriso 10,454 (Regular 2004-04-24)
    56. warweed12 10,432 ( Moderator 2001-11-25)
    57. Digital_Savior 10,378 (Regular 2004-06-14)
    58. Infectedgoose 10,309 (Moderator 2003-06-17)
    59. TheAlmightyVineMan 10,262 ( Regular 2004-06-04)
    60. -SpectraL 10,237 (Regular 2006-10-13)
    61. WorldFamous 10,100 (Regular 2003-01-29)
    62. Numberjumbo 10,094 (Regular 2006-05-26) PRESENT
    63. ttt4a 10,082 (Regular 2004-08-18)
    64. static_void 10,051 (Moderator 2005-03-07) PRESENT
    65. needmoney 10,038 (Regular 2004-09-07) PRESENT
    66. rabbhimself 10,000 (Moderator 2005-07-11) Exactly 10k posts PRESENT
    67. Faithless 9,810 (Regular 2003-07-23)
    68. 449 9,685 (Regular 2007-05-01) PRESENT I think…
    69. zuperxtreme 9,456 (Regular 2006-02-27) PRESENT
    70. rlpinca 9,401 (Regular 2002-02-05)
    71. ThetaReactor 9,330 (Moderator 2002-04-14)
    72. TheVizier 9,208 (Regular 2006-12-26) PRESENT
    73. Rykoshet 9,200 (Regular 2005-03-16)
    74. eprime 9,188 (Regular 2004-10-29)
    75. Lokil 9,149 (Regular 2000-09-28)
    
    76. Parallax 9,103 (Moderator 2003-09-16)
    77. sambob 9,053 (Regular 2005-04-30)
    78. Magic_Hobo 8,974 (Regular 2005-03-19)
    79. buttthrax 8,957 (Regular 2002-09-22)
    80. trippydeath 8,911 (Regular 2006-06-09)
    81. nshanin 8,888 (Regular 2007-04-05) Lucky 8s
    82. root 8,874 (Regular 2000-03-31)
    83. Mantikore 8,836 (Regular 2006-03-08) PRESENT
    84. panthrax 8,836 (Regular 2002-11-30)
    85. Slave of the Beast 8,818 (Moderator 2004-11-06) PRESENT
    86. surprise buttsecks 8,721 (Regular 2006-05-20)
    87. 556 8,661 (Regular 2006-04-28)
    88. Vega 8,563 (Regular 2006-03-31)
    89. Sick_Boy 8,559 (Regular 2003-01-16)
    90. economichaircut 8,541 (Regular 2003-01-24)
    91. zumtream 8,521 (Regular 2003-02-18)
    92. Agent 008 8,496 (Regular 2007-01-31) PRESENT
    93. Star Wars Fan 8,416 (Regular 2006-09-24)
    94. umop 3pisdn 8,228 (Regular 2004-03-14)
    95. spinal_cord 8,209 (Regular 2004-01-15)
    96. Trousersnake 8,206 ( Regular 2005-04-01)
    97. Dark_Magneto 8,206 (Regular 2000-10-20)
    98. alexander224 8,196 ( Regular 2007-03-05) PRESENT
    99. Lovecraft 8,180 (Regular 2006-02-20)
    100. Fallen Angust - 8,178 (Regular 2005-01-20)
    
    If you're on the list and have made the switch, make a post here and I'll bold you in or something so this thread doubles as a roll call for the most active posters.

16. 2019-02-03 at 11:37 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls folks?

    
    😂🤣
17. 2019-02-03 at 11:36 PM UTC in List of Zoklet mods as at August 7th 2013
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Did wherever you got this list from also indicate which subforums they each moderator was mod of?
18. 2019-02-03 at 11:19 PM UTC in Today's my random drug day
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Do you entertain yourself via random altered states?

    
    On occasion, for sure.
    
    But there's just something about the odd Sunday here and there that just feel like a calling to do something different.
19. 2019-02-03 at 11:17 PM UTC in This is why I drink - World IQ 86 (and dropping)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by POLECAT well I have an IQ 7002008

    
    Mine is 7002009.
20. 2019-02-03 at 11:17 PM UTC in This is why I drink - World IQ 86 (and dropping)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life I'm pretty sure Armsmerchant had an infinite IQ.
    
    That's what turned all those Mensa midget women on during those fucked up Mensa meetups in his house.
    
    Also Sploo will be the person to design the IQ test, so will pass with a perfect score.
    
    Both are Spice users.
    
    The future is Armsmerchant and Schplew smoking spice and looking at each other in an Alaskan Cabin, for all eternity.

    
    ArmsMerchant did spice?
    
    I always thought that was something preferred by hipster millenials, not elderly self-proclaimed mystics?
    
    Come to think of it, maybe the two categories do overlap to some extent.