Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-02 at 3:51 AM UTC in If I were a british cephalopod I'd be really poor...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny then made him say 'spankkk me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his lackey.

   
   And you call other people faggots?
   
   You're gayer than Nathan Lane, John Waters, and Elton John, all rolled into one.
2. 2019-02-02 at 3:45 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   DUDE!
   
   I like Bill Krozby and all, but that pic is a bit much for casual Internet shit.
   
   Finny, there's a reason you keep getting banned. Maybe try to learn something here.
3. 2019-02-02 at 3:43 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she either wanted a forceful insemination or a mass workplace shooting.
   
   call centers are ideal mass shootout location due to high employee density per square yard.

   
   Oh man absolutely. That place is like killing spree fertilizer with steroids for an extra kick.
   
   But I also bet she wanted to be impregnated. Fuck, now I can't stop thinking about her. I'm definitely gonna be thinking of her tonight when I do my routine pre-sleep masturbation session.
   
   This one time, her pants were so tight that they came undone, and she asked our lesbian coworker to help her fasten them back up.
   
   It was like something straight out of a porno mag.
4. 2019-02-02 at 2:39 AM UTC in What was the real reason for the "9/11" fiasco
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
5. 2019-02-02 at 2:33 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I even had one guy personally threaten me... On MY FIRST DAY.
   
   Even him I rarely/barely remember.
6. 2019-02-02 at 2:32 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Nil I see you're still upset, let it go

   
   I'm not. I'm just reminded of it here.
   
   I absolutely, 100% guarantee, that if were you in my shoes that day, you'd remember it too...
   
   I've been called dumb, stupid, a retard, told to go fuck myself, everything while working there... This guy was something beyond all that.
7. 2019-02-02 at 1:54 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist Greatest🙃

   
   There we go.
8. 2019-02-02 at 1:53 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Customer service. You are expected to take shit, but you can't dish it out.

   
   And in my defense, I was just caught off guard. It wasn't even a quality diss/rebuttal... I basically just ended up saying "I know you are but what am I?".
   
   I was normally pretty patient with people, even the irate ones. But this one fucking guy... Even my boss was like "you shouldn't have said that, but the guy was definitely being an asshole."
9. 2019-02-02 at 1:50 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Great at everything, of course, and Gorgeous, no doubt... Even Gregarious and Gargantuan (in terms of penis size)...
   
   But... What else?
10. 2019-02-02 at 1:49 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres also a reason your username starts with a g.
    
    and nein. it aint gangster.

    
    Gay...?
11. 2019-02-02 at 1:47 AM UTC in Is this the real -SpetraL
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL None of you frighten me in the least.

    
    ^ this guy Spectral's.
12. 2019-02-02 at 1:45 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by SBTlauien I made it a year though and I haven't wrecked myself…

    
    You're the real MVP.
    
    I have a special kind of respect for people who can sustain that line of work.
    
    I almost got fired this one time I asked a customer if he was retarded (he asked me first, tho).
13. 2019-02-02 at 1:39 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol jk.
14. 2019-02-02 at 1:39 AM UTC in Call Center Lyre: 1 year in
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by SBTlauien lyfe*

    
    Liar.
15. 2019-02-02 at 1:38 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres a reason gin starts with a g.

    
    Straight gangster shit.
    
    
16. 2019-02-02 at 1:18 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist Have you contacted any of your friends?

    
    No. And I'm not gonna. I hate the city now.
    
    It's just an absolutely irredeemable cluster fuck.
    
    I don't get why so many people are out here...? It's like next level dumb.
    
    Heck, now I want to move even farther out. I'll build a cabin out in the woods or something.
    
    These people can keep their sardine-packed transit rides and their hipster shit and $20 lunches and $5 coffees and ALL of it
17. 2019-02-02 at 1:01 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck I've been out in the city for less than an hour and already I just wanna go back home.
    
    Wtf? I guess I'm relegated to the rural life now.
    
    I used to live out this way, but it's so busy, complicated, and full of hipsters and the like.
18. 2019-02-02 at 12:30 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I got a month of severance pay. It's hardly a case of "getting fired". The CTO himself just emailed me and offered to be a work reference for me.
    
    Not every case of leaving a company is the worst case scenario. I have a whole month of paid time off to find new employment.
19. 2019-02-02 at 12:17 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist You may as well take a break before your ride back.

    
    Yeah I'm leaning more and more towards that angle. I have to be careful though because the buses between my current home and here are infrequent and stop running early.
20. 2019-02-02 at 12:13 AM UTC in Sippin' on gin and juice (who else drinks on long bus rides?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist So you’re just on your way there? Do you have a 4 hr ride back?

    
    Actually it's only 2 hours each way. I combined both directions into one trip for duration estimates.
    
    Although I might just meet up with the homies while I'm in town. I have a bunch of friend who live out this way that I never see anymore.