Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-27 at 8:39 PM UTC in If I could fall into the sky?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Instigator I actually wrote the song for her
   
   True storys

   
   Nuh uh.
2. 2019-02-27 at 7:57 PM UTC in Im 43% drunk atm
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed w-what's 100%?

   
   Yeah I don't think one can really define "drunkenness" so quantitatively.
3. 2019-02-27 at 7:44 PM UTC in Who is the most bat shit schizophrenic fucked up person on here
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   15 minutes ago? You'll have to ask one of my dissociated identities. They're currently out at the moment.
   
   I'd take a message, but... They won't get it.
4. 2019-02-27 at 7:42 PM UTC in Im 43% drunk atm
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This reminds me... I have a pocket breathalyzer I bought on Amazon months ago but still haven't used yet.
   
   I wanted to do pretty much this (estimate how drunk I am periodically throughout the night).
   
   I might break it out and use it tonight.
5. 2019-02-27 at 7:38 PM UTC in ATTN: Bagel
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This thread reminds me of PyroHydroSmok.
   
   His claim to fame back on Totse was a pic of himself fucking a bagel.
6. 2019-02-27 at 7:35 PM UTC in I just got my tax refund!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh hey how you doin cowboy?😘😍

   
   I'm aight, looking to party?
   
   
   
   
   
7. 2019-02-27 at 7:25 PM UTC in I think this is dumber than a bag of rocks...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   First tattoo I ever saw that made me say:
   
   TL;DR.
8. 2019-02-27 at 7:24 PM UTC in How many accounts that post on here are Lannys?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   None. Not even "Lanny".
   
   We're all bots.
   
   Grylls, you are the only human poster here.
   
   You've been spending hours a day talking to nobody.
   
   How does that make you feel?
   
   *bleep*, *bloop*.
9. 2019-02-27 at 7:22 PM UTC in I just got my tax refund!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Damn man I had to wait for this one form before I could file mine, but then just said fuck it and dug up all the individual statements that would ultimately be reflected on said form and did the math myself.
   
   I filed yesterday but it should take a few days. :(
   
   I want my 3 grand now dammit.
10. 2019-02-27 at 7:20 PM UTC in framing someone as an internet personality
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It sounds more like being a psychopath. And one with way too much time on their hands.
11. 2019-02-27 at 7:17 PM UTC in MDMA is a drug for misogynists/rapists
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    MDMA is the best drug ever made.
    
    There has to be something certifiably wrong with you if wind up having a bad time on a drug colloquially called "Ecstasy".
    
    Also, you don't take it all the time. That's why its so highly associated with the rave scene. Nobody goes to raves every night. It's a special occasion so you take MDMA.
12. 2019-02-27 at 1:27 PM UTC in Official Dick Pic Thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls yo where da dick pics @ motherfucker

    
    On your digital cameras memory card.
13. 2019-02-27 at 1:26 PM UTC in Sublingual administration is the most effective method for taking adderall...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Disclaimer: I don't put it under my eyes please don't try that ffs.

    
    Lol I kinda figured... I've actually never heard of anyone seriously taking drugs that way. To this day I feel like it's a drug myth / urban legend.
    
    Biologically speaking, it *might* work... But it just sounds brutally painful compared to, say, IV. Or even intranasal for that matter.
14. 2019-02-27 at 1:24 PM UTC in Have you ever had an art attack?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls i used to watch dat program after skool

    
    Yeah it was an actual tv show.
    
    I remember that.
15. 2019-02-27 at 1:22 PM UTC in Sublingual administration is the most effective method for taking adderall...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Dude you're fucking hardcore… I don't like messing with my eyes. If you're willing to put it in your eyes, then I'm sure you're willing to put it in your ass…and nothing beats rectal bioavailability. 👍

    
    Faggots, just do IV like a real man.
    
    Or ocular... That is pretty bad ass.
    
    Ain't nothing wrong with rectal though actually.
    
    Too many people have silly hangups over drug administration methods.
16. 2019-02-27 at 1:20 PM UTC in OhFrawLaw has the NIS app with push notifications.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Mahmoud Oh, I'm sure you'll give me a prior example. But you won't cuz you got pretty upset at being called out, my dude.

    
    Just call this whole thing off.
    
    It's dumb.
    
    You insulted me, so I naturally felt the need to insult you back.
    
    Who the fuck cares?
17. 2019-02-27 at 12:44 PM UTC in OhFrawLaw has the NIS app with push notifications.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Mahmoud Triggered

    
    Nah, you're just boring.
    
    I have yet to see anything other than cliche coming from you.
    
    You throw cliche, you get cliche.
    
    So, to reiterate, "k".
18. 2019-02-27 at 12:26 PM UTC in https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Zoklet
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/justice/criminal-justice/sex-offender-registry
    
    Are you on there like me?
19. 2019-02-27 at 12:13 PM UTC in I missed enter
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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20. 2019-02-27 at 12:11 PM UTC in Who is the most bat shit schizophrenic fucked up person on here
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls

    
    Man that brings me back.