Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-05 at 11 AM UTC in Drugs vs Sex
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Come to think of it... This isn't a mutually exclusive dichotomy... DAMN.
   
   I should have said... Drugs vs Sex vs Love.
   
   I'll take the latter of the three.
   
   If she's down to do drugs and have sex, then kablammo, that's a little taste of heaven right there.
2. 2019-03-05 at 10:57 AM UTC in Drugs vs Sex
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   My vote goes to drugs (particular drugs, that is... this isn't a simple dichotomy here).
   
   But, sex with a valued loved one ranks pretty damn high.
   
   Actually, shit, I dunno for sure.
3. 2019-03-05 at 10:56 AM UTC in Drugs vs Sex
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This thread is the ultimate showdown.
   
   Which is better?
   
   The best drugs?
   
   Or the best sex?
4. 2019-03-05 at 10:54 AM UTC in How to profit from semen other than insemination?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by aldra just throw it all over the place when you commit a sex crime
   
   it'll be much harder for them to work out who did it if there are samples from 30 different men to sift through

   
   Damn, duly noted for future reference and potential application.
5. 2019-03-05 at 10:48 AM UTC in I put fifty cents in a childrens hospital change jar.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Or...
   
   
6. 2019-03-05 at 10:47 AM UTC in I put fifty cents in a childrens hospital change jar.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Instigator Fuck 50 cent

   
   What about...
   
   
7. 2019-03-05 at 10:40 AM UTC in Want to see something really fucking funny??
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   No.
8. 2019-03-05 at 10:39 AM UTC in I only get on the bus to take the free metro paper
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What city?
9. 2019-03-05 at 10:39 AM UTC in I put fifty cents in a childrens hospital change jar.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just put 50 cent in this thread.
   
   What's good?
10. 2019-03-05 at 10:39 AM UTC in I put fifty cents in a childrens hospital change jar.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
11. 2019-03-05 at 8:57 AM UTC in How to profit from semen other than insemination?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If it's quality semen, you can always sell it to a fertility clinic.
    
    I have my doubts about the quality of this particular batch of semen, though.
12. 2019-03-05 at 6:02 AM UTC in One thing worst than a rapist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or a zygote that rapes embryos?
13. 2019-03-05 at 6:02 AM UTC in One thing worst than a rapist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg A child that rapes babies

    
    What about a baby that rapes fetuses?
    
    Or a fetus that rapes zygotes?
14. 2019-03-05 at 5:52 AM UTC in One thing worst than a rapist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sexually based offenses are considered especially anus.
15. 2019-03-05 at 5:44 AM UTC in Bongespob Rectanglepants
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG WHAT THE FUCK

    
    
16. 2019-03-05 at 5:44 AM UTC in Bongespob Rectanglepants
    

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17. 2019-03-05 at 5:44 AM UTC in Bongespob Rectanglepants
    

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18. 2019-03-05 at 5:43 AM UTC in Bongespob Rectanglepants
    

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19. 2019-03-05 at 5:43 AM UTC in Bongespob Rectanglepants
    

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20. 2019-03-05 at 5:42 AM UTC in Bongespob Rectanglepants
    

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