Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-05 at 11:39 AM UTC in We need 900% more knifecrime
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   More like 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%... LESS crime.
   
   Sociopath.
2. 2019-03-05 at 11:38 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls it has to be on at 250 degrees
   
   C

   
   Fuck dat.
3. 2019-03-05 at 11:34 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Instigator Just stick your head in oven.
   
   ?
   
   M8

   
   K, just did it...
   
   What prize do I win?
4. 2019-03-05 at 11:33 AM UTC in Have you ever robbed owt from co-op
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   WORST. ACRONYM. EVER.
   
   Why not just say "anything"?
   
   Or... N E Thing?
   
   Or... neting?
5. 2019-03-05 at 11:32 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm finna pass the fuck out, damn.
   
   Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
6. 2019-03-05 at 11:32 AM UTC in gadzooks don’t got tired
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Aviators.
7. 2019-03-05 at 11:31 AM UTC in Have you ever robbed owt from co-op
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   wuts owt?
8. 2019-03-05 at 11:30 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Mission accomplished.
9. 2019-03-05 at 11:30 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls see if you can stand straight

   
   Done, and done.
   
   I just walked to the kitchen to refill a drink.
10. 2019-03-05 at 11:27 AM UTC in Want to see something really fucking funny??
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Who
    ???

11. 2019-03-05 at 11:25 AM UTC in The official chris grayling is a cunt thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Who?
    
    Grayling sounds like Gayling...
    
    That's about all I can comment on the topic.
12. 2019-03-05 at 11:24 AM UTC in gadzooks don’t got tired
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls is that really him
    
    in the avatar

    
    I have no idea.
    
    I've wondered before, for a few seconds.
    
    But one must not devote so much time to butthurt stalkers.
    
    So I don't know or care.
13. 2019-03-05 at 11:17 AM UTC in gadzooks don’t got tired
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For some expository backstory for any folks entering this thread in the future...
    
    Mahmoud has a raging boner for me for some reason.
    
    And he brings that into EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD.
14. 2019-03-05 at 11:15 AM UTC in gadzooks don’t got tired
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Mahmoud What a faggot

    
    Takes one to know one, faggot.
15. 2019-03-05 at 11:15 AM UTC in gadzooks don’t got tired
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Instigator

    
    Yep, that's me.
16. 2019-03-05 at 11:15 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Instigator I usually try stabbing people when I've had alcohol and xannies.

    
    It's prolly about time I hide anything even resembling a weapon.
    
    I don't wanna black out and wake up seeing myself on the morning news associated with some huge spree killing.
17. 2019-03-05 at 11:10 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Half of my heart is in Havana ooh nah nah.
18. 2019-03-05 at 11:07 AM UTC in Muh xanniez
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When you mix liquor with benzos, it's hard to tell which one is taking the real effect.
    
    I think my inhibition levels might be lower than usual, but I spell right and think right (I think).
    
    Can't sleep tho.
    
    Motherfucking fucker ass bitch ass motherfuckers DAMNIT.
    
    I can never sleep.
    
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!
    
    
19. 2019-03-05 at 11:05 AM UTC in Im drunk before 5am
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Who's Sam?
20. 2019-03-05 at 11:01 AM UTC in gadzooks don’t got tired
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I am a robot.
    
    Sleep is unnecessary for my kind.