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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I didn't know they had abbos in Canada

    Lol for real? Theyre actually quite common in some parts. 2% is atypically low.

    Nobody uses the term "abo" around here, tho. It's always either "Native" or, way more offensively, "chug".

    They are also, for some reason held in contempt by a lot of (ignorant, in my opinion) Canadians.

    But around my home town, Indian almost always refers to "person from India".

    It's a true melting pot around here.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty yesterday’s dinner.

    Am I the only person who was expecting a picture of vomit?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Why are we all of a sudden talking non stop about normies?

    Only normies question the frequency of use of the term 'normie'.

    REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *foster home…I doubt anyone would actually care.
    Yeah I've literally never known a single person who grew up in the foster care system that didn't end up homeless, a criminal, or an addict (or some combination thereof).

    It's quite unfortunate.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually then again, parents feed their kids soda, sugary cereals, and fast food on a daily a basis, so maybe not.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Coffee's ao delicious i wish I had started drinking it at 10yrs of age.

    There's a chance you'd have ended up in foster care.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Buy both you can make potted plants out of the right shoes.

    Hmm, I suppose I could.

    But there would be a concerning lack of symmetry in my garden.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls him or the cat?

    The cat was clearly asking for it.

    Purring and pawing seductively...

    Licking away at my ear...

    If that's not flirting, then I just don't understand the world anymore.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    INB4 van attack references.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm such a fucking o84ixe of shit I could never make a good boyfriend. I'd love to be one, but I cant.

    Who gives a fuck. The only girl that will ever really like me will have to be really fucking weird and not self conscious and she would be so amazing. I love her in advance whoever she is. I hope she forgives me in advance for dying before we ever get to grow together

    I sincerely hope you find that, but I'm just giving some notes and observations on what's worked for me, as well as what hasn't.

    I am by no means an expert on relationships, just on brief romantic trists.

    I've been intimate with dozens of women, but usually only for a few days to a few weeks.

    And that's where my confidence theory comes into play. When I'm drunk, it's easy as pie (lol, like pussy... As in cream pie). But once i sober up, confidence drops, women lose interest.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Tall confident and money. Do you REALLY think that's what women want? Or girls ? Or whatever.?

    Maybe basic bi5ches. You're probably right. You are. But those aren't girls I'd ever wanna be with.

    Of course I'm saying this because I'm me ke and 34 and single. I dont care about a pocket fence family or that. I thought I did. I probably do but now I have to convince myself I dont.

    I don't though. I'm such a fucking o84ixe of shit I could never make a good boyfriend. I'd love to be one, but I cant.

    Who gives a fuck. The only girl that will ever really like me will have to be really fucking weird and not self conscious and she would be so amazing. I love her in advance whoever she is. I hope she forgives me in advance for dying before we ever get to grow together

    These are just things Ive learned from experience.

    And, the one that is probably the least controversial is the confidence part. Most women won't admjt that they care about how tall a dude is or how much money he makes, etc

    But they will outright admit that confidence is a MAJOR factor.

    In fact, they will often state that that is ALL that matters. It will of course depend on the chick, but it will always be one of the most important factors.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe Thanks for stating this so eloquently… I do sincerely hope you get a chance to read the book, I would be interested in hearing what you think about it.

    I genuinely do find the whole underlying thesis intriguing, but I am a pathological multitasker, so even if I add it to my TODO list (which I have), I have no idea when I'll get to it.

    But it does seem pretty fascinating.

    Not to.mention, V.S Ramachandran (one of the most prominent neuroscientists in the world), and Daniel Dennet (one of the most prominent philosophers in the world), and a few others as well, all give the book praise.

    And I swear I've heard the theory briefly brought up in a university class once. But it was just kinda brought up in passing and as a footnote kinda thing, but even then it caught my attention.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    As for non-getting-laid-acticities, I'd also have dedicated more time learning to program/code. And read more widely. Always expand your knowledge base laterally as well as depth-wise.

    Remain humble about your knowledge. Listen to people older than you (they have more life experience), more successful than you, or in any way exhibiting any quality or character strength that you want to improve in yourself.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Whaddya know now that you would incorporate into your "de-aged" self that youd utilize in said dorm scene?

    Man, I don't even know where to start...

    First of all, you must follow rules one and two of dating:
    1) step 1, be attractive.
    2) step 2, don't be unattractive.

    I say those somewhat facetiously, but with a sprinkle of truth to it. No matter how many times women will say they don't care about physical appearance and see "deeper" and all that bs, disregard it (almost) entirely.

    If you're fat, lose weight. (I have been overweight, off and on, throughout my life - here is a 100% correlation between my weight/BMI and my sex life).

    If you're short, gain height. (Obviously that one is a lot more fascetious, but do whateveryou can to seem taller. Watch that Simpsons episode where Milhouse becomes Fallout Boy for some ideas from Bart).

    Be confident. This is the hardest one because it just seems to come naturally to some and not to others. I belong to the latter category. That's why I drink as often as I do. I have no easy answers to this one, but somehow find a way to increase your self confidence.

    Next, acquire currency. This one is actually not AS necessary as some might make it seem, but, if you're lacking in any of the above three areas, it will definitely help your chances.

    I could probably go on and on, but those four things are the absolute most fundamental rules of attracting women if you're a dude.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Man about a year ago I went to a legit college party for the first time in nearly 15 years... It was absolutely divine.

    My date and I had sex in the backyard, and one of her 18 year old friends kissed me.

    Let me assure you all that that is nowhere NEAR a typical weekend night for me.

    Fuck, I would love to be able to de-age and live in a dorm for a few years knowing what I know now.

  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung While there, they do normal, boring things, like getting drunk, high, and horny.

    I'm straight up not seeing the down side...
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah, cat fucking cant be THAT statistically common.

    Now if we're talking euphemestically (i.e. cat == pussy)...

    Then you can add me to the list.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and because I am aware of exactly how anomalous these statistics are:

    2016 Census:
    European (38.7%)
    South Asian (32.4%)
    Chinese (7.7%)
    Filipino (6.1%)
    Aboriginal (2.6%)
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The funny thing is, I can immediately tell if someone is from the UK if they use the term "Paki".

    I live in a North American city that is >33% South Asian, and even we don't ever use that term.

    Hindu is the most common pejorative.

    Brown people is about the least offensive (next to South Asian or Indo-Canadian or person of Indian origin, but no one other than myself seems to use those ones).

    I've heard Punjabi (even though they don't all come from Punjab), or "East Indian"... That one sounds not too bad but it still kinda bugs me for some reason.

    I've also heard "dot head", "curry", and a few other more obscure ones.

    But very rarely "Paki" around here for some reason.
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