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2019-03-21 at 6:53 AM UTC in When cops on police procedurals tell the perp "you tell us everything, then we make a deal"
Originally posted by aldra Law and Order: Sports Utility Vehicle
Crimes involving tall and
long vehicles are considered especially heinous.
Members of an elite squad are out there with measuring tape ensuring our chassiz do not violate these laws.
Ba-Bumb. Bun bun bum, bumm bumm bum.
Dun dun dun dun dunna. -
2019-03-21 at 6:44 AM UTC in When cops on police procedurals tell the perp "you tell us everything, then we make a deal"
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2019-03-21 at 6:42 AM UTC in Spells that work
Originally posted by mmQ I once fucked my friend's girl "crystal " when she was still with him and I paid her a dollar to make it official so it wasn't cheating lol
Damn, that ain't a bad deal.
If I averaged out how much I paid for sex every time, it'd have to be at least a few dozen dollars per experience. I mean, dates, drinks, blah, Blah ,blah.
I'm saving up for a high tech sex doll now. -
2019-03-21 at 6:40 AM UTC in Spells that work
Originally posted by mmQ I mean I googled "escorts in my area " or whatever.
The asshole feds, Canada and the US, shut down Backpage... My roommate was basically unemployed for weeks. It made me realize how fucked up the government's methods are... Shutting down a hooker ad site is just going to absolutely fuck so many people over. -
2019-03-21 at 6:36 AM UTC in Spells that workMy ex roommate/fwb was a hooker. I learned the ins and outs of the industry
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2019-03-21 at 6:35 AM UTC in Spells that work
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2019-03-21 at 6:34 AM UTC in Spells that work
Originally posted by mmQ That's why I haven't gone to "dinner time conversations " in years.
When I go I just picture how I would slowly and painfully torture every fuxking member of my family and I can't help it. The most innocent undeserving ones get the worst treatment in my head. It's bad.
Only in your head? Last Christmas I got me a heart, and the very next day, I gave it away.
Also, it's good luck to sacrifice a human family member between Christmas and New Year's day.
So far, my contributions have been paying off in spades. -
2019-03-21 at 6:32 AM UTC in Spells that workI wanna do a goth chick right now so bad.
You know when you get a food.craving like... 'i could really go for some Chinese right now... Or maybe some kind of Ethiopian cuisine"?
Right now I want to fuck a goth chick. Where do I find one? -
2019-03-21 at 6:29 AM UTC in Spells that work
Originally posted by mmQ We lay together kissing lips
We touch our heads we touch our hips
I fill your hole and spread my seed
Your insides know that's what they need
Lol
That's precisely how i woo'd my baby's mama. It's quite the dinner time conversation when we visit with the in laws over the Holliday's. -
2019-03-21 at 6:27 AM UTC in Spells that work
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2019-03-21 at 6:24 AM UTC in Spells that work"light as a feather, stiff as a board."
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2019-03-21 at 6:14 AM UTC in When cops on police procedurals tell the perp "you tell us everything, then we make a deal"
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2019-03-21 at 6:13 AM UTC in Yes
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2019-03-21 at 6:12 AM UTC in Yes
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2019-03-21 at 6:10 AM UTC in YesSomebody post that two-chinese-takeout-calls merged video. Holy fuck that was some bomb ass shit.
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2019-03-21 at 6:09 AM UTC in YesI'd probably do her.
Need two pieces of government issued ID first tho before I commit. -
2019-03-21 at 6:06 AM UTC in When cops on police procedurals tell the perp "you tell us everything, then we make a deal"I swear, that shit makes me want to punch my fucking TV while its on and turn into some kind of electrical superhero/supervillain so I can go and punch the moronic writers for such a stupid fucking gimmick.
EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.
The apprahended criminal says "I want a deal, then I'll talk". And then the cops just respond with "first tell us everything, then we'll consider your request."
Like, how fucking retarded is that? It makes me want to take my TV and throw it through a random window and douse the living room with some kind of accelerant and lighting that shit up.
Fucking so goddamn stupid. Suspension of disbelief my fucking ass. Nobody is that dumb. Cops lie to suspects all the fucking time.
I'm trying to watch a fucking police procedural, and every fucking episode they pull this same bullshit. -
2019-03-21 at 5:52 AM UTC in How do you explain your enthusiasm for hallucinogens?
Originally posted by Jυicebox She was around 14 or so and had never done any drugs, and I was all happy and dandy the way hallucinogens tend to do and gave her a couple of tabs
She didn't know what to expect or what possibilities of effects there were or anything, so that was my fault
Oh ok. Age might have been a significant factor. My first time with hallucinogens (shrooms) was at 18.
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2019-03-21 at 5:51 AM UTC in How do you explain your enthusiasm for hallucinogens?
Originally posted by Jυicebox I did this to my sister and it ended very very badly
Roughly 90% of my hallucinogen experiences have been absolute disasters.
But I still feel that people should try it at least once... Even if it's terrifying, it builds character. Just make sure not to keep trying if it expecting a good time if the first few are failures. -
2019-03-21 at 5:48 AM UTC in CBD flowerYeah I have to say that CBD for me, so far, has been largely underwhelming. But I'm not jumping to blanket conclusions just yet.
