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2019-04-07 at 9:04 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-04-07 at 8:57 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-04-07 at 8:56 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-04-07 at 8:50 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-04-07 at 8:30 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe image doesn't embed.
Probably for the better.
Only click the link if you are impervious to really fucked up shit.
I, myself, am not. So that pic will never leave my memory bank, unfortunately. -
2019-04-07 at 8:29 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsOn the topic of penis mutilation, if you want to see something that will in all likelihood traumatize you for life (especially if you possess such an appendage yourself)...
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2019-04-07 at 8:07 AM UTC in Someone post some pics of NIS femalesThis thread gave me Alzheimer's.
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2019-04-07 at 6:44 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in LifeTurns out it's Jersey Shore night here tonight.
Four physical altercations have broken out in under an hour so far. Two guidettes ended up brawling on the floor until bar employees physically broke it up.
I suddenly feel like less of a failure.
Moral of the story: seek out people who are even bigger fuck ups than yourself. They act as a reminder that things can always be worse. -
2019-04-07 at 6:20 AM UTC in how many accounts on here do u have
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2019-04-07 at 6:14 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in LifeI'm sitting at a bar, drunk on the medicine that typically renders me euphoric, care-free, and absolutely brimming with confidence and optimism.
But, alas, I feel nothing but utter contempt for every living human occupant in this establishment, but also, and evermoreso, towards myself.
So, if you want to end up hating life when you hit your mid 30's, adhere strictly to the following advice.
If you'd rather thrive and prosper, well, aim for the opposite.
1. Be a complete and total pushover. Always respond to every request, no matter how outlandish, with "yes". Drop the word "no" completely from your vocabulary. Afterall, people will like you more if you are nicer to them. Its absolutely absurd to think that they will only appreciate the favor for mere seconds, while storing somewhere permanently in their brain that you are a favor-giving machine that will never tell them "no".
2. Develop a substance addiction. It could be the classic yet all-to-cliche alcohol, or it could be opiates or stimulants, or anything really for that matter. If you can't experience happiness without it, congratulations, you have nailed this step right here.
3. Always strive for perfection. You really want to never feel satisfied with any of your so-called "accomplishments". Unless you are the absolute best at literally everything, you must consider yourself to be lower than shit mixed with pond scum. Pride in something you've worked long and hard at? LOL, the fuck outta here.
4. Be as independent as you can. Never, ever allow yourself to seek out help, even if it's just someone to listen to you about your problems for a few minutes. Afterall, you are strong, not weak like those pathetic little weaklings that ask others for help when they need it. DIY? More like DEY... Do Everything Yourself. Anything short of that makes you average...
5. Never let yourself be average. If you fall inside the meaty centre of the bell curve, you are basically worthless. Pride is only for the top 0.000001%. Now imagine being smack dab in the middle of the curve..? Fucking sepuku ASAP.
That's about the gist of it.
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? -
2019-04-07 at 5:22 AM UTC in As far as I'm concerned, whoami can blow me...
Originally posted by WellHung Gad zooks is pointing out that he is much more of an extreme outlier then whoami or well hung…. well hung and whoami are approximately two standard deviations from the mean… whereas gadzooks looks to be 8 or 10
Actually it's supposed to be a lot more.
Diagram not to scale. -
2019-04-07 at 5:01 AM UTC in Did you hear about the man who stuck his head in a particle accelerator?Now that's what I call giving head.
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2019-04-07 at 4:57 AM UTC in Did you hear about the man who stuck his head in a particle accelerator?Did you hear about the man who stuck his head inside a woman's pussy?
NSFW.
Heck, not even safe for after work...
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2019-04-07 at 4:55 AM UTC in Gadzooks & Octavian bang more bitches when their self-esteem is high...I miss the way things were.
And I can't fake it 'til I make it because I just get way too self-conscious and paranoid that I will be found out and exploited as a fraud.
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2019-04-07 at 4:52 AM UTC in As far as I'm concerned, whoami can blow me...
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2019-04-07 at 4:45 AM UTC in To all you idiots with AOC in your avatar...I always read AOC as Age of Consent.
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2019-04-07 at 4:44 AM UTC in You douchebags are lame and boring...I'm not anti-normie.
Heck, I envy normies and try to emulate them and blend into society as best I can.
I'm an abnormie that identifies as a normie... A transnormie, if you will. -
2019-04-07 at 4:40 AM UTC in Nil is about as smart as a dill pickle...He's actually one of the smarter folks on here.
And I'm not just saying that because I like the guy.
He used to post a lot less frequently, but a few of his posts were particularly high IQ tier so he caught my attention regardless. -
2019-04-07 at 3:28 AM UTC in Someone post some pics of NIS females
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2019-04-07 at 3:04 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
