Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-08 at 2:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Right now I am jerking it, finishing off my last couple drinks, popping some diphenhydramine and melatonin, then passing the fuck out and starting a whole new life tomorrow.
   
   Today is but a preamble to an adventure yet to be determined.
   
   Anyway, back to fapping...
   
   
   
   
2. 2019-04-08 at 1:57 AM UTC in Tit posting from a titty bar.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I lied. I'm googling tits on Google image search.
   
   
3. 2019-04-08 at 1:45 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Haha. Hahaha. I bet you git beat up

   
   Cash up front. Money paid for time not services.
4. 2019-04-08 at 1:44 AM UTC in This chick licked my butthole &
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'll take a pegging under the right circumstances.
5. 2019-04-08 at 1:42 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash You charge a premium for someone to treat you like shit? A premium? That's like a Monday in Jail.

   
   I'm what they refer to in the BDSM world as a "switch".
   
   I'll take a beating for the right price.
6. 2019-04-08 at 1:41 AM UTC in Tit posting from a titty bar.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Pretty horny in here probably going to get some chinese pussy and go home and smoke some dope.
   
   Post some tits in here.
7. 2019-04-08 at 1:24 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mashlehash gadzooks I would love to bust you around like an officer would.

   
   I charge a premium for that kind of "experience".
   
   You can get the NiS discount though. That might render it affordable.
8. 2019-04-08 at 1:22 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by blaster master User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "child"!

   
   Well ain't that about a bitch.
9. 2019-04-08 at 1:21 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Sudo wtf you can't report your own post. Someone do it for me

   
   You gotta wait until facepalm Sunday for that.
10. 2019-04-08 at 1:15 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is Lent the same thing as Ramadan?
    
    What's with religions and self-deprivation?
11. 2019-04-08 at 1:08 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by blaster master He gave up NIS and TC for lent.

    
    Like... The religious thing?
12. 2019-04-08 at 1:07 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in Life
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby so it gadzooks also enter? you know the whole being a loser seinfield stchick and not getting laid… ect?

    
    I'm not Enter. But I been in his shoes.
    
    I tend to get laid in brief spurts, interspersed with years of inactivity.
    
    It sux.
13. 2019-04-08 at 12:53 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in Life
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Come on man buck up and make it better,quit drinking for a few days go take a long walk in the woods get better sleep and figure it out .
    I read just about every post you make you sound like a nice guy that just needs a little time to figure some shit out.
    Stop letting homeless people into your house don't even talk to them they are FUCKING TOXIC!!
    Move if you have to.
    And stay out of bars they suck the life out of ya.

    
    Much appreciated.
    
    I know that I fuck up at times and take responsibility for those fuck ups. Right now it just feels like I'm hitting the slump of all slumps.
    
    But I do know that what goes down must come back up (or something like that).
    
    I just feel powerless right now. But I know it's a matter of will. I have officially declared today to be my last day drinking day, and, maybe even, my last day of drinking altogether (for an extended period... Until my shit is sorted out at least).
    
    Tomorrow morning is day 1 of my hurdle back up the mountain.
    
    It will happen. There is no negotiating in that fact anymore.
14. 2019-04-08 at 12:45 AM UTC in Man my dishwashing job sucks dick...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dishwashing has to be the shittiest job in the world once you factor in wages.
    
    Do they at least give you some microscopic share of the tip pool?
15. 2019-04-08 at 12:36 AM UTC in ATTN: WellHung
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
16. 2019-04-08 at 12:32 AM UTC in meth turns me into a rapist
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by POLECAT meth makes my willy small

    
    This one right here.
    
    Enough of the stuff and I'm a full on "inny".
17. 2019-04-08 at 12:30 AM UTC in I am so damn horny!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'd rather spend money on drugs than pussy, tbh.
18. 2019-04-08 at 12:29 AM UTC in I am so damn horny!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My ex roommate charged like $200 per hour for bare minimum. she had all kinds of clients.
    
    I couldn't imagine paying that much for sex with anyone really... Plus I got it for free anyway. It was kind of an ego boost fucking a chick for free that spends all day getting paid hundreds for the same thing.
19. 2019-04-08 at 12:24 AM UTC in Spring Winds got me Sprung
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc That would be like cool and shit.

    
    Exerting power over the natural barriers we all impose on ourselves? Hellz yeah.
    
    People sit around whining about life being shit. Or about "muh genes" or "muh societal oppression" or "muh shitty upbringing".
    
    Nature is a lot more malleable than most people think.
    
    Every time I hear someone whine about their shitty life, I want to toss them out a (first story) window.
20. 2019-04-08 at 12:16 AM UTC in Spring Winds got me Sprung
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm chillin outside drinking a 40 of malt liquor (OE), and there's a bit of wind blowing in my direction... Not unbearable, but ever so subtly unpleasant.
    
    I like it though...
    
    
    
    I've been on self-imposed lock down in my apartment for the entire duration of winter.
    
    This wind on my skin makes me feel like the world is a real place again; a world brimming with possibilities.
    
    Its like the cold pulls me right back into the world of flesh and blood, and rips me right out of the comfortable clutches of NEET/hikikomori life.
    
    This wind will whisk me away into a rebirth of sorts. And if mother nature isn't strong enough to pry me from my habits of inadequacy, I will wrest my spirit from its current confinements myself.
    
    Humanity and nature have been in a symbiotic relationship for Millenia. I accept my active role in that.