Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-08 at 12 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Where the fuck that nigga at these days anyhow?
2. 2019-04-07 at 11:54 PM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in Life
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Also get fat too.
   
   Even when I'm broke, if I'm in peak physical physique I can at least get laid with ease.
   
   But right now, I'm broke, fat, and an unemployed alcoholic.
   
   Zero redeeming qualities.
   
   I should bottle my scent and sell it as pussy repellant.
   
   No idea who would want to buy such a product, but I could corner the market.
3. 2019-04-07 at 11:52 PM UTC in 40 oz crew
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby nice bud, i quit drinking 40's because over a year ago they don't have glass 40's just these weird plastic jugs. doesn't feel them same.

   
   Luckily we still got the glass bottles up here in the great white North.
4. 2019-04-07 at 11:49 PM UTC in 40 oz crew
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
5. 2019-04-07 at 11:48 PM UTC in 40 oz crew
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm drinking a 40 of OE right now.
6. 2019-04-07 at 11:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Pyromania Consolidating my closet.

   
   
7. 2019-04-07 at 11:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian We can't do that over here without being branded a sex offender.

   
   Drinking in public?
8. 2019-04-07 at 11:19 PM UTC in Say umm one more time motherfuckers
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc Dude thats not even fucking funny

   
   Don't kink shame me.
9. 2019-04-07 at 11:17 PM UTC in Anyone here from TOTSE or Zoklet?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Pyromania Im looking for some old - school posters.

   
   
10. 2019-04-07 at 11:14 PM UTC in Shit posting from a shitty bar.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I was doing this just last night.
    
    Four fights broke out in under an hour.
    
    It was brutal.
    
    But kinda interesting to watch while I sipped my drink and posted on here.
11. 2019-04-07 at 10:26 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
12. 2019-04-07 at 10:23 PM UTC in CODiNG FucKuPS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm not really a product manager.
    
    ITT we are all frauds and liars... 😥
13. 2019-04-07 at 10:21 PM UTC in BAN WELL HUNG
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain He hasn't in boxed me.. How rude!!
    
    😢

    
    You just need to summon him by saying his name three times in front of a mirror.
    
    Boom, your inbox will be full.
14. 2019-04-07 at 10:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Running low on beer so gonna take a walk up to the liquor store and have a few in the park.
    
    
15. 2019-04-07 at 10:18 PM UTC in CODiNG FucKuPS
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh yeah, well I trump you all because I'm a product manager - I tell the lead developers what I want the application to do, then they delegate it to the rest of the team, and then QA tests it all, and I end up with fully functioning code without even writing a single line of code myself.
    
    
16. 2019-04-07 at 10:14 PM UTC in BAN WELL HUNG
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Nunya is a very knowledgeable woman.
    
    She is the source of literally every secret.
    
    She's also pretty fine.
17. 2019-04-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in BAN WELL HUNG
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Anyone who's ever been banned once has learned the necessity of having backup accounts.
    
    I've never been banned, but I've got like a dozen anyway.
18. 2019-04-07 at 10:12 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
19. 2019-04-07 at 10:06 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
20. 2019-04-07 at 10:03 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]