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I am so damn horny!

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Octavian Zooks from the pics/ incest video I saw you shouldn't have a problem gettin' some decent pussy, (no homo).

    I tend to resign myself to a limited choice according to my self esteem at that moment. I need the ingredients to be the real me so to speak. If I smash the gym, got money in my pocket and life is great, I feel I can fuck any girl I want and that's not being full of myself.


    Confidence goes a long way.

    talking to children brought me confidence.
  2. #22
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Masturbation is cheaper.. I had to learn it the hard way, of course..
  3. #23
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If I went through one of my irl connections, I'd probably grab an escort. It's worth 150-200 bucks to me to not have to deal with all the peripheral bullshit. The online stuff just sketches me out though. If I walked into a hotel room and a bunch of cops walked out of the bathroom and closet, my life would be complete dogshit for a while. Prostitution really shouldn't be illegal. It's a weird thing to arrest someone for.
  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Might kill myself
  5. #25
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER If I went through one of my irl connections, I'd probably grab an escort. It's worth 150-200 bucks to me to not have to deal with all the peripheral bullshit. The online stuff just sketches me out though. If I walked into a hotel room and a bunch of cops walked out of the bathroom and closet, my life would be complete dogshit for a while. Prostitution really shouldn't be illegal. It's a weird thing to arrest someone for.

    200 dollar escort? You gonna end up with a Becky that has 5 teeth and taste like cigarettes. And possibly a dick.
  6. #26
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm driving to another town to fuck a bitch and get some money and perhaps a cool device. I jacked off successfully 4 times in the last 2 days so I'm definitely kinda horny for no reason. I have problems with anxiety and depression but this girl is just a fuckheaded aesthetician (or however you spell it) and just wants a big ol jail nigga all up in dey bidness. Being an hours drive away really helps prevent any messiness or attachments. Might kill myself after idk

    dont kill yourself
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by 🐿 200 dollar escort? You gonna end up with a Becky that has 5 teeth and taste like cigarettes. And possibly a dick.

    how much are you worth then?
  8. #28
    🐿 African Astronaut
    125$
  9. #29
    Octavian motherfucker
    Pics
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ill give u 40 quid if i can film it too
  11. #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    Extra $100 to cream pie you
  12. #32
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    what the fuck man thats proper gay
  13. #33
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I'm gonna be fuckin rich.
  14. #34
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Id give her a mars bar then fist her arsehole
  15. #35
    Octavian motherfucker
    It's a squirrel send pics
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby gadzooks likes that atmosphere though (being weak is not an excuse), otherwise he'd just stop talking to them. I don't think he's going to take your bs homework serious at all.

    that or if he really hates those guys, he could be proactive and smoke all their drugs and act obnoxious and insane until they leave lol thats always worked for me.

    do you go to the gym kro?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Funny story about junkies, or at least my most significant one that happened last. On my bday back in the summer, some girl I've known for several years now is such a skank and was always wanting to bone me, she didn't have a job, had her place paid for by her parents and was a total mess, she wasn't a fatty she had an average body but she was gnarly.. like she had more nose hairs than i do. And we've gone months with out talking to each other.

    But anyways im digressing, she hit me up out of the blue with a really sweet voice and I know her bs to an extent and she kept asking me to help her get brown boy. And i wasn't doing that at the time and i was like I can't. Eventually one day i was on the road and she called me begging and I was down so I took her to my dude and did want to be a middle man and just brought her into the guys place and she bought 300 and she shared with me and we fucked. But i wasnt into the fucking really.

    Anyways she kept going back to this guy for stuff, taking an uber there and would invite me over to smoke and drink and get rigged. One night back in june it was my bday and i wasn't really doing anything and she called me to come over but chewed me out over some trivial shit about how she doesn't like me talking to her that way… anyways i went over and we smoked a bowl and shot the stuff and the next thing i know im laying out side with this bitch kiwi screaming at me "what did you take, you just fucking died!" and I had no idea what was going on for like 5 seconds and then i was like oh shit i overdosed.

    I was at the hospital less than an hour and they x rayed my chest because I was complaining about it hurting, the girl i was with gave me cpr which is really gross considering I don't want her to kiss me. But yeah my sternum was broke from the pounding.. evidently she drug my body out infront of her place so the cops wouldn't have a reason to see everything she had going on.

    I bitched alot until they let me go and the chicken gave me a taxi ride back to her house and she looked really pissed off, probably more over teh ope rage than me oding in her place, and she was then being sweet to me saying she will give me a massage and fuck me but i was like "nah you broke my sternum i can barely move" and she flipped out and started saying she wish i had died and she will call the 911 if i dont leave.. and i was like sure do it, you already did it tonight pretty sure you're going to get in trouble and i asked for her bottle of dexedrine and she threw it at me and said fuck you so i went back to my place with my car, laptop, bottle of dexedrine and everything was fine.

    Just glad I didn't actually die.

    jesus christ, Big Dexedrine is unreal. HEUURHUDUHRUEH Don't be shy, 28 year girls have such a HARD TIME CONCENTRATING because dey arent SPEEDING OUT on SPEED!!!!>!>!>!

    the doctors that do it knowing that their patients are abusing it, good for them

    The ones who are getting straight up played, thinking they're helping people, go to hell you incompetent fucks.
  18. #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel better about life which may or may not have to do with da tawp
  19. #39
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My ex roommate charged like $200 per hour for bare minimum. she had all kinds of clients.

    I couldn't imagine paying that much for sex with anyone really... Plus I got it for free anyway. It was kind of an ego boost fucking a chick for free that spends all day getting paid hundreds for the same thing.
  20. #40
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'd rather spend money on drugs than pussy, tbh.
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