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  1. #81
    Maybe you should let people walk all over you.
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  2. #82
    Octavian motherfucker
    Smoke a fat rock then proceed to baseball bat transients to death. Please film so me and mum can laugh.
  3. #83
    I thought you said you banged hot 20's year old like a week ago. story not adding up, think youre trolling.
  4. #84
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Octavian Smoke a fat rock then proceed to baseball bat transients to death. Please film so me and mum can laugh.

    Yer mammers dead you jerk
  5. #85
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I thought you said you banged hot 20's year old like a week ago. story not adding up, think youre trolling.

    That wad Darren. He isn't Darren right now.. Today he is kletus
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  6. #86
    Fucking Luigi lmao
  7. #87
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just realized I indirectly paid $60 for whatever transpired last night (in addition to the money I spent on crack and so on)...

    I paid for sex and didn't even get any.

    I am officially the biggest cuck on the planet.
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  8. #88
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm a super hero now... My power is cuckery.
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  9. #89
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Someone kill me.

    I need the sweet embrace of death right now.
  10. #90
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I thought you said you banged hot 20's year old like a week ago. story not adding up, think youre trolling.

    I sometimes do.

    I sometimes don't.

    I think I might be next level autistic. I have just enough looks that, when drunk, I can charm a woman just enough that she ignores my ultra-autism just long enough to fuck.
  11. #91
    Octavian motherfucker
    I think I'm Autistic but I've failed the test everytime.

    There's no label for what I have.
  12. #92
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian I think I'm Autistic but I've failed the test everytime.

    There's no label for what I have.

    There might be some other thing altogether that I think we might both have.
  13. #93
    Octavian motherfucker
    Some girl said she thought I was Autistic cause I tilted my head when listening sometimes.

    It's a sign of submission and that I'm paying attention, fucking ugly bitch.
  14. #94
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Some girl said she thought I was Autistic cause I tilted my head when listening sometimes.

    It's a sign of submission and that I'm paying attention, fucking ugly bitch.

    Women have a sixth sense for any body language even remotely submissive...

    They immediately, and instinctively, associate that with weakness.
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  15. #95
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I may just reincarnate as Enterita.
  16. #96
    Octavian motherfucker
    My ex was the worst condescending emasculating bitch I have ever met. She said I "minced" when I walked.

    She also asked if I can do DIY, as if any male who can't is a Beta faggot.

    When we broke up she reminded me I wasn't "chivalrous" on the first date cause I said, "It's your round".

    What the actual fuck?
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  17. #97
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian My ex was the worst condescending emasculating bitch I have ever met. She said I "minced" when I walked.

    She also asked if I can do DIY, as if any male who can't is a Beta faggot.

    When we broke up she reminded me I wasn't "chivalrous" on the first date cause I said, "It's your round".

    What the actual fuck?

    Sounds just about akin to my love life.

    I had a gf like 15 years ago. Been single ever since. A few fucks here and there, but nobody to go to bed and spoon with.

    That's what I want.
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  18. #98
    Octavian motherfucker
    Wish I was there now so we could go on the hunt
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  19. #99
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    victim
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oi m8 you gotta grab em by the pussy and show them how a real trill ass bucknigga fucks and gets down.

    hey bitch im gonna blow the dust off them hemmhroidhs now grab your ankle and nude selfies
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