Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-04-14 at 12 PM UTC in untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Kuntz
2. 2019-04-14 at 11:58 AM UTC in Bread Crumb
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Dat dough, doe.
3. 2019-04-14 at 11:57 AM UTC in I literally abused the elderly
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian Take out an insurance policy then burn your apartment to the ground with them in. Move town.
   
   New lyyyfe.

   
   And fake my own death too... I'll have to dig up a third body and inject it with samples of my own blood, and ensure no teeth or fingerprints can be recovered from the corpse, but it could totally work.
   
   A literal reset button on life.
4. 2019-04-14 at 11:40 AM UTC in I literally abused the elderly
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   But he is still a tad unhinged though. I do need to get away from this town still.
5. 2019-04-14 at 11:38 AM UTC in I literally abused the elderly
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian Which one stole your ID's?

   
   The h dealer. To my surprise, though, he actually walked all the way back to my apartment to give them back.
6. 2019-04-14 at 11:09 AM UTC in In this household we spread our butter on the bottom
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I'm not quite sure what is happening ITT.

   
   

   Originally posted by gadzooks I'm high and drunk tho so it's all gravy.

   
   I'm pretty much sober now and still confused as fuck.
   
   Although I do wonder if Trump is planning a dome after the wall for all those illegal aliens from outer space.
7. 2019-04-14 at 11:01 AM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Huey, DUI, and Lewy.
   
   
8. 2019-04-14 at 10:59 AM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Educate yourself on the DUI decimal system.
9. 2019-04-14 at 10:51 AM UTC in We can't stop here...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Rat country...
   
   
10. 2019-04-14 at 10:49 AM UTC in I literally abused the elderly
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I swear though if I hear any more swearing at the television, there will be a strict schizophrenia ban up in here.
    
    I sympathize and all, but I can't take the backwards/reverse fourth wall shenanigans.
11. 2019-04-14 at 10:47 AM UTC in I literally abused the elderly
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Technologist And you know em all!😛

    
    That is true.
12. 2019-04-14 at 10:45 AM UTC in I literally abused the elderly
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Haha! You're schizophrenic.

    
    Takes one to know one.
13. 2019-04-14 at 10:40 AM UTC in Lanny won't delete my well hung profile, he would rather keep Banning me...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by whoami
    
    

    
    
14. 2019-04-14 at 10:37 AM UTC in Lanny won't delete my well hung profile, he would rather keep Banning me...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just noticed he has a wedding band on...
    
    > tfw when even a dude famous for stretching his anus and posting a picture of said act online is married and I'm still single...
15. 2019-04-14 at 10:30 AM UTC in Walk without rhythm..
    

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16. 2019-04-14 at 10:22 AM UTC in Teach them young, don't be an Ipad parent
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The hormones from plastic is turning everyone gay anyway, so who cares?

    
    First frogs, now humans...
    
    Where does it end?
17. 2019-04-14 at 10:19 AM UTC in EVIL TECHNOLOGIST
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also try to imagine the sound of one hand fapping.
18. 2019-04-14 at 10:18 AM UTC in EVIL TECHNOLOGIST
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil if an unconscious patient is sodomized in the woods does it make a sound?
    
    Really make u think.

    
    Now that's a Zen koan right there.
19. 2019-04-14 at 10:17 AM UTC in Check out my killer dance moves
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    
    Its a fifteenth trimester abortion.
20. 2019-04-14 at 10:13 AM UTC in What happened to Unwyred?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wires, unwyred, abortions, cops, it's all the same Totse nostalgia.