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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how much ? im interested.

    I guess it all depends on how much effort and time it would require from me. I'd have to do some research into the exact procedure and rules... Like, if we have to live together for a minimum of a year or something like that, that's kind of a substantial committment.

    Also, because it's you Vinny, I night have to add a special "potential for controversial activities" surcharge. For some reason I anticipate arriving home from work one day to find some kind of sex dungeon in my basement...
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Name him

    Fenton L Goodall

    Goodall, Fenton L


    Fenton!

    Jesus Christ!


  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Literal pussy slayer?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Matt country...?

    https://niggasin.space/user/4896
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Scat country...

  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you have cookies that keep you logged into your university website, that might result in your browser going there instead of trying to break through a nonexistent paywall.

    I dunno.

  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo From Tom Arnold in the stupids

    That would be it.

    That good old "drive bee".
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I always copy and paste the DOI into sci-hub search. (The DOI almost always starts with the number 10).
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember that song from somewhere.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Careful you don't become your own grandpa.

  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks https://sci-hub.tw

    This site gives you access to just about any journal article with a DOI.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie "Swedish" girls wear hijabs.

    Maybe now a days.

    This was almost 20 years ago though. I imagine the refugee hordes were a lot fewer back then.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Fuck her when you meet her, and film it.

    Now that would be some next level inbreeding right there.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen eye are ell Japanese girls? Not the porn star types? I don't mean to be disparaging but Korean girls are objectively hotter. Objective hotness not withstanding; Nippon banzai.

    We had the occasional Korean exchange student as well.

    And we even had a European exchange student once... From... Sweden I think?

    She was kinda hot. Took her out drinking with some of my friends, but never hooked up sexually, although I totally wanted to.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Wait I feel there's more to this story. Infertility doesn't prevent sexual intercourse? Are you telling me she banged your bro for sperm?

    Yeah it was exactly that.

    I still don't know if it actually resulted in any conception. I wouldn't mind meeting my step/biological nephew/niece.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox I was apparently creeping on my sister pretty hard.

  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Do you drink the grapefruit juice for its hepatic enzyme inhibiting effects?
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Hahahahaha. Well it's not really hillbilly I suppose. I would fuck my step sister if she was hot. If we were family since childhood probably not.

    Yeah no blood relation or anything, both consenting adults, so not technically icky, but I do like to make it out to seem like some straight up Appalachian shit.

    There's also more backstory/context... She's married but husband is apparantly infertile, so she seduced my brother while they were drunk.

    Fun stuff at the old homestead. I missed it though because I don't live with the folks anymore.
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