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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Monetary objects thrown from elastic band containment will inspire women to respond to the currently playing music with musically motivated movement.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Can you imagine the animal magnetism generated by two virile hardbody STRAIGHT men covering each other's oiled butts, 24/7? Ready to lay their life on the line for the other man? Ready to lay his moist body atop his brother, ready to grit his teeth and bear down hard as the bullet moves deeper into him? Imagine those men. Those STRAIGHT men, attracted to women. Totally into chicks with…big honkin…..just big ol'. *gags*… just STACKED, bro.

    Imagine.

    Sounds like a party.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Mendooozaaaa!!
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER a pair of homoerotic 80s buddy cops

    One of them just two days from retirement?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    These chicks clapping... And they ain't using hands.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For the uninitiated...

  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I be laughing to the bank, all you do is giggle.

    (Seriously one of the best rap lines ever).
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Let me see that ass clap, standing ovation.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If money grows on trees I branched out.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So drunk right now. anyone else? Show of hands?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    These chicks clapping and they ain't using hands.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If your girl don't swallow kids, man that hoe basic.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I don't tip I pay bills.

    Bitches call me Buffalo.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What's your real name? And not your stripper name?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can't.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Bandz a make her dance.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah how do you know mommy?

    She hot as fuck.

    She was also in a music video...

  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Smh

    Surrey Memorial Hospital.

    Everytime I see those letters, I am reminded of my birth place.
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