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  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    Cats' eyes or Japs' eyes?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cat's jap's eye
  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker
    Plural
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Japanese pussy tho.

    I don't even have the yellow fever or nothing... But I do find Japanese chicks especially cute.

    I grew up in a household where we had Japanese exchange students all the time. My brother slept with one of them.

    I'm a tad jelly.
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm also suddenly reminded of when my brother and our step sister hooked up while drunk one night.

    Queue the banjo music.

    Roll tide and so on.
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  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Hahahahaha. Well it's not really hillbilly I suppose. I would fuck my step sister if she was hot. If we were family since childhood probably not.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Hahahahaha. Well it's not really hillbilly I suppose. I would fuck my step sister if she was hot. If we were family since childhood probably not.

    Yeah no blood relation or anything, both consenting adults, so not technically icky, but I do like to make it out to seem like some straight up Appalachian shit.

    There's also more backstory/context... She's married but husband is apparantly infertile, so she seduced my brother while they were drunk.

    Fun stuff at the old homestead. I missed it though because I don't live with the folks anymore.
  8. #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    Wait I feel there's more to this story. Infertility doesn't prevent sexual intercourse? Are you telling me she banged your bro for sperm?
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks Japanese pussy tho.

    I don't even have the yellow fever or nothing… But I do find Japanese chicks especially cute.

    I grew up in a household where we had Japanese exchange students all the time. My brother slept with one of them.

    I'm a tad jelly.

    Ever seen eye are ell Japanese girls? Not the porn star types? I don't mean to be disparaging but Korean girls are objectively hotter. Objective hotness not withstanding; Nippon banzai.
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Wait I feel there's more to this story. Infertility doesn't prevent sexual intercourse? Are you telling me she banged your bro for sperm?

    Yeah it was exactly that.

    I still don't know if it actually resulted in any conception. I wouldn't mind meeting my step/biological nephew/niece.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen eye are ell Japanese girls? Not the porn star types? I don't mean to be disparaging but Korean girls are objectively hotter. Objective hotness not withstanding; Nippon banzai.

    We had the occasional Korean exchange student as well.

    And we even had a European exchange student once... From... Sweden I think?

    She was kinda hot. Took her out drinking with some of my friends, but never hooked up sexually, although I totally wanted to.
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks my step/biological nephew/niece.

    Fuck her when you meet her, and film it.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks We had the occasional Korean exchange student as well.

    And we even had a European exchange student once… From… Sweden I think?

    She was kinda hot. Took her out drinking with some of my friends, but never hooked up sexually, although I totally wanted to.

    "Swedish" girls wear hijabs.
  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Fuck her when you meet her, and film it.

    Now that would be some next level inbreeding right there.
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks Now that would be some next level inbreeding right there.

    Pretty hawt if you ask me.
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie "Swedish" girls wear hijabs.

    Maybe now a days.

    This was almost 20 years ago though. I imagine the refugee hordes were a lot fewer back then.
  17. #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah it was exactly that.

    I still don't know if it actually resulted in any conception. I wouldn't mind meeting my step/biological nephew/niece.

    Careful you don't become your own grandpa.
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  18. #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Careful you don't become your own grandpa.

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  19. #19
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember that song from somewhere.
  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I remember that song from somewhere.

    From Tom Arnold in the stupids
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